Recipes:
I'll post the cake recipe when I go home. I don't do THAT kind of cooking in an apartment.
Deviled Eggs:
6, 12, 24 eggs hard boiled
mayo
Hidden Valley Ranch Packet (1) (secret ingredient)
relish (sweet and/or dill)
1. Boil eggs and cut each egg in half (spoon out yoke into a bowl) while hot
2. mix mayo (amount is contingent upon if you want soupy or stiff mixture), relish, HVR (amount is contingent upon the number of eggs you have). I have NEVER used an ENTIRE packet.
3. spoon OR use a icing tube to fill the eggs.
4. garnish with parsley or you can slice green olives on top of each egg
Queso Dip
Ingredients:
ground turkey, pan sausage, or beef ( I prefer turkey)
1 jar of salsa
1 block of velveeta
1. cook the meat of your choice thoroughly (drain)
2. In a crock pot, cut the cheese into blocks (helps the cheese to melt faster) When the cheese begins to melt, add salsa (stir regularly) You may need to add a little water from time to time;
3. Add meat to the mixture (stir regularly until done)
Keep the dip in your crock pot
Serve with Tortilla chips
(This can be prepared in the microwave as well, I prefer the crock pot)
Turkey or Chicken Salad
Use leftover turkey or chicken meat (amount varies)
2 or 3 eggs
celery
green onion (chilots)
relish (sweet or dill)
Tony's seasoning

(season salt)
mayo
Use a food processor to chop meat, celery, onions (one at a time)
add celery and onions
add relish
add mayo (amount is contingent to the consistency you prefer)
add relish
blend again
Pour into a bowl: garnish with red pepper or season salt or none at all
Potato Salad
3 or 4 potatoes (amount varies to the size you are serving)
lemon juice
season salt
relish (dill or sweet)
mustard
mayo
2 or 3 eggs
Boil eggs and potatoes until done (the potatoes are done when you can stick a fork/knife all the way through) (drain and add cold water)
Peel eggs and potatoes while they are still hot
I don't like hunks of potatoes or eggs in my salad
So, I either grate the eggs and potatoes OR only grate the eggs and then mash the potatoes with a fork;
add mayo and mustard (more if you want soupy salad; less if you want a thicker consistency);
add relish (sweet or dill) most times I add both
mix everything
add a little lemon juice for a little zest.

add season salt (a little bit)
Frying fish:
soak in vinegar to keep from having the scent in your home
season fish (including mustard) after seasoning the fish, place the seasoned fish in a bowl of mustard (secret ingredient) if you want...
hot grease
yellow corn meal (if you want, you can purchase fish fry) NOTE: if you purchase SEASONED fry, do NOT season your fish...
fry until the fish floats
drain
Baked fish:
season fish ( I haven't used the mustard when baking fish)
cut a white onion (horizontally)
for "jucier fish" place the fish in a covered pyrex dish; dryer fish, place fish in aluminum foil pan uncovered
pour lemon juice over the fish and onions
spray nonstick spray on top for color
Bake 300 for 45 minutes or so (less time for fewer fish)