California Power Crisis

[SuperXO]

Okay, folks, I thought this would be funny. I'm not trying to blame anyone or anything personally, but I couldn't ressit at least sharing this forward I received with everyone!

"America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because California doesn't have enough electricity to meet its needs. The rest of the country (including
George W. Bush's energy secretary Spencer Abraham, who wants Californians to suffer through blackouts as justification for drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic
National Wildlife Refuge) seems to be just fine with letting Californians dangle in the breeze without enough power to meet their needs. They laugh at
Californians' frivolity.

Well, everybody. Here's how it really is:

California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed per person. California grows more than half the nation's fruit, nuts and vegetables. We're keeping them. We need something to eat when the power goes out. We grow 99 percent or more of the nation's almonds, artichokes, dates, figs, kiwifruit, olives, persimmons, pistachios, prunes, raisins and walnuts. Hope you won't miss them.

California is the nation's number one dairy state. We're keeping our dairy products. We'll need plenty of fresh ones since our refrigerators can't be relied
upon. Got milk?

We Californians are going to keep all our high-tech software in state. Silicon Valley is ours, after all. Without enough electricity, which you're apparently keeping for yourselves, we just plain don't have enough software to spare. We're keeping all our airplanes. California builds a good percentage of the commercial airliners available to fly you people to where you want to go. When yours wear out, you'd better hope Boeing's Washington plant can keep you supplied. There isn't enough electricity here to allow us to export any more planes than we need ourselves. And while we're at it, we're keeping all our high-tech aerospace stuff, too, like the sophisticated weapons systems that let you sleep at night, not worried you might wake up under the rule of some foreign kook.

Oh, yeah, and if you want to make a long-distance call, remember where the satellite components and tracking systems come from. Maybe you could get back in the habit of writing letters.

Want to see a blockbuster movie this weekend? Come to California. We make them here. Since we'll now have to make them with our own electricity, we're keeping them. Even if we shot them somewhere else, the labs, printing facilities, editing facilities, and sound facilities are all here.

Want some nice domestic wine? We produce over 17 million gallons per year. We'll need all it to drown our sorrows when we think about the fact that no
matter how many California products we export to make the rest of America's lives better, America can't see its way clear to help us out with a little electricity. You can no longer have any of our wine. You all complain that we don't build enough power plants. Well, you don't grow enough food, write enough software, make enough movies, build enough airplanes and defense systems or make enough wine. This is your last warning, America. Lighten (us) up
before it's too late.

Love,
The Californians"

[amycat412]

Hilarious!!


Amy, a SoCal Edison customer.

[Steeltrap]

Super, good post!
Amycat, FYI: I attended USC from 1982-86.

[amycat412]

really? I was there from 87-91.

[Steeltrap]

Yes and enjoyed the school a great deal. My degree is in journalism and I worked on the Daily Trojan.

[newbie]

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

California and Californians rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[Steeltrap]

Newbie,
California's cool. I've lived in Tennessee, North Carolina and Nevada since adulthood. And I just have a thing for temparate climates (smile).

[newbie]

Hey there Steeltrap!!

I see from your profile that you're from Irvine, CA? I'm from SF! I'm possibly thinking of going to UCI for college (that is, if I can get in!!)...how is Irvine??

I have heard it's a great town for laying back and relaxing...yet some others don't like it. Could you please tell me a little about your city? Thanks a lot!!

[Steeltrap]

Newbie,
Irvine is OK; I split my time between there and my mom's place in San Diego. Laid-back is correct and it's quite suburban.
Lots of families with kids. Good public school system -- the SAT scores are supposedly highest in the state of California.
Students are more common, of course, near the UCI campus. I'm 15 years out of college (USC) myself, so I can't exactly speak for kids today (smile).
Good luck in pursuing your college.

[newbie]

Thanks for the info and good wishes, Steeltrap! I'm also probably going to apply to USC, also .

[amycat412]

Steeltrap- I was Creative Writing at SC.
Where in Nevada did you live? I grew up in Las Vegas.

Amy

[Steeltrap]

Amycat, I lived in Las Vegas. Great news town, always things going on.