TKE Chants...

[SurfinDBeach]

It's been a while since anyone has talked about TKE chants (the old post died a while back)...

We have some newer posters on this forum - with that said, PLEASE SHARE any variations of TKE Chants that your chapter may use!

Of course, there's the usual one that many chapters use, but many alter for their own chapter... Ours is as follows (Profanity Edited for the message forum - for example, "F-em" = fill in the blanks):

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH -
We're Tau Kappa Epsilon Raiders of the Night, a bunch of rowdy bastards that rather f*** than fight,
so F- Em F-Em F-Em F-Em, who the F are we?
We're Tau Kappa Epsilon, the best Fraternity...
Tekes once, Tekes twice holy jumpin je$is chri$t,
Gawd damn, Son of a beeeotch, rah rah F***!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!
- ONE, TWO, ONE TWO THREE!!! (one frater)
- WE ARE TKE!!! (ALL Fraters)
- THREE TWO, THREE TWO ONE
- TAU KAPPA EPSILON!!!"



* By the way, I spelled certain things wrong ON PURPOSE...



We also use this one (alternating between one frater and the rest):
" -Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa!!! (one frater)
- Who the hell are we?!! (ALL fraters)
- Zimmy Zam, Gawd Damn!!!
- The men of TKE!!!
- Tekes RAISE HELL!!!
- HELL YEAH!!!
- Tekes RAISE HELL!!!
- HELL YEAH!!!
- Sound OFF!!!
- F YOU!!!
- SOUND OFF
- F YOU!!!"



Okay, now it's your turn...



GO BEACH!!!

[piphimaggie]

The Illinois Delta TKEs tend to do the cadence (that "ONE TWO THREE! T-K-E!!!!" thing) especially when serenading the sororities, haha. Their big tradition at the end of every party is to play "Under the Bridge" by RHCP, circle up (brothers only!) and sing to it and stomp in time to the music (the floor shakes), and at the very end of the song, they start the cadence.

[hootiekkg]

the tke's at georgia southern yell this-

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Tke
rah tappa tau kappa who the hell are we-
georgia southern lambda u tke
give me tke one time
give me tke two times
give me tke all the damn time
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TKE!

[lzTeKE418]

Here's a few we do at Troy University.

Rumble Rumble Rumble, Raiders of the night.
We're rough and ready fraters we'd rather f*** than fight.
Slip slap jock strap who the hell are we?
Hydi hydi God Almighty.
We are TKE.

Rat sh*t, Bat sh*t, dirty rotten tw*t.
(number of active members you have) douche bags tied in a knot.
Eat'em, F*ck'em, gobble, gobble, chew.
We're the Teke's of lambda zeta, who the hell are you?

Born on a mountain top, raised by a bear.
Double set of teeth and a Triple coat of hair.
Two brass balls and a big steel rod, I'm a mean motherf*cker
I'm a Teke by God! Teke number 1, Teke number 1, Teke number 1!

[Drunkie679]

Andrew, you are a very interesting guy



Tri Delta Sea Prince 2003

[SurfinDBeach]

Thank you... I will take that as a compliment although it may have been intended otherwise...

[BetaPsi1353]

We have a few, but they've been covered on other TKE Chant/Cheer threads.

Canebreak
Born on a Canebreak, Raised by a bear
Got a double set of jaw teeth, fine coat of hair
Cast iron balls and a blue steel rod
I'm a mean motherf***er, I'm a TKE BY GOD!

(dont know the name for this one)
Take your girlfriend to the corner, where the lights are dim and low.
Put your left hand on her shoulder and your right hand down below.
When she starts to shake and quiver, wonderin' what is going on,
Tell her that's the secret handshake of Tau Kappa Epsilon

Coconut Grove (aka Up Jumped A Teke) (Army Cadence)
Up jumped a Teke from a coconut grove,
He was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a 2 button beanie with a 3 button stitch,
He was a mean mother fucker and a son of a bitch.

He line 100 women up against a wall,
Made a $2 bet that he could fuck em all.
Well, he fucked 98 till his dick turned blue,
Then he backed off and jacked off and fucked the other two!

When he died he went straight to hell,
He fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well.
And on his tombstone written in greek,
Reads here lies a cunt-suckin, motherfucking TEKE!!!!

YITB,
Hooch #1353
TKE, Beta Psi

[JonInKC]

Some of the songs are similar - it looks like after time some of the words get changed.

We're Apollo's Raiders
We're Raiders of the night,
we're dirty sons of bitches
we'd rather f*** than fight

Heidi-didey, Christ almighty
Who the f*** are we?
We're Apollo's raiders,
and we're from T-K-E

Circumcise a *** Sig
with a jagged piece of glass,
Ram a rusty bayonet
up a Phi ****'s ass

Tekes once, Tekes twice,
holy jumpin' Jesus Christ
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
Sixty-nine douche bags tied in a knot

Eat, fight, fart, f***,
gobble, nibble, chew
We're the Tekes
so f*** you!

[JonInKC]

Walkin' down Canal street
knockin' on every door
God damn son of a bitch
I couldn't find a whore

Finally found a whore
she was tall and thin
God damn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it in

Finally got it in
and worked it all about
God damn son of a bitch
I couldn't get it out

Finally got it out
it was red and sore
the moral of the story is
never fuck a whore.

Sung by the whorehouse...
quartet
Do you have a hard on...
not yet
Are you gonna get one...
you bet...
It's slowly ris-ing.....

[JonInKC]

Three whores from XYZ*
got drunk on cherry wine,
the topic of discussion,
is yours as big as mine
The first whore from XYZ
said mine's as big as the sea,
ships sail in, ships sail out
and never bother me...

CHORUS
Rolly polly, tickle my holey
Up the slimely slew,
rattle your nuts
upon my guts and join
the slimey crew

The second whore from XYZ
said mine's as big as the air,
planes fly in, planes fly out
and never touch a hair...

REPEAT CHORUS

Can't remember the third verse....

Since this is not a private forum, I did not list the name of the sorority in the song...if you want to know pm me.

[JonahTKE]

I'm the "keeper of chants" for YZ chapter and here are a few of our personal favorites. (note the pirate chant is rather vulgar...read at risk of being offended)

"The pirate chant"
(in the interest of time for this one I've written the first verse in full, the rest I will just list anatomy parts and what not, cut and paste)

I put me hand upon her toe
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her toe
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her toe
she said Teke your going to slow
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

Knee
She said teke quit teasing me
Thigh
She said teke you're making me cry
Breast
She said teke you've passed the test
Twat
She said teke you've found the spot
(The following verses are a bit more unique so I'll write them all out)

I put the shocker in her ass
(Oh no! Oh no!)
I put the shocker in her ass
(Oh no! Oh no!)
I put the shocker in her ass
She said AHHHHGGGGGGGGG!
Get it out get it out quit fucking about
Oh no Oh no Oh no

I put me dick into her mouth
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me dick into her mouth
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me dick into her mouth she said
(cover you mouth and mumble)
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(Yo ho yo ho yo ho)

We buried her in a long pine box
(yo ho yo ho)
We buried her in a long pine box
(yo ho yo ho)
We buried her in a long pine box
she died from sucking too many cocks
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

We dig her up every now and then
(yo ho yo ho)
We dig her u pevery now and then
(yo ho yo ho)
We dig her up every now and then
We fucked her once we'll fuck her again
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

(Slower and more somber)
Now all of us Tekes must go to hell
(yo ho yo ho)
Now all of us Tekes must go to hell
(yo ho yo ho)
Now all of us Tekes must go to hell
(loud and obnoxious)
WE"LL FUCK HER THERE AND TEH DEVIL AS WELL
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

And my other favorite

I'm an asshole you're an asshole we are tekes until we die

But I'd rather be an asshole than a god damned *** Chi

If you would like you can go (name this fish that ryhmes with like) if it's somthing you adore

but if you accept a (fish) bid leave your pecker at the door

if you go greek you should go teke we're the ones with so much more.

BEER!!!

and even though we have no money we are hung down to the floor

[Codyray05]

I got this one from another chapter, so I can't claim all credit.

Sung slowly....
Take your girlfriend, to the corner, where the light are nice and low,
put your left hand on her on her shoulder and your right hand down below, when she starts to... shake and shiver and wonder what the hell is going on,
you can tell her is the's secret handshake of tau kappa epsilON

**reading this isn't the same. try and sing it and you'll see how is rhymes. Might take a couple tries.

[Cardinals19]

"Born in the Backwoods"

Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear!
Two sets of teeth and four coats of hair!
Two steel balls and a cast-iron rod!
I'm a mean motherf-cker, I'm a Teke by God!
Teke once, Teke twice!
Holy jumping Jesus Christ!
Rat sh!t, bat sh!t, dirty little twat!
69 douchebags tied in a knot!
Eat, bite, f-ck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew!
We are Tekes, so f-ck you!

[TKEPhiLLy]

We do 1-2-3- T-K-E
3-2-1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Ahhh s***, ahhh D**n
R@pp@ T@pp@ Tau
Who the h*ll are we
T-K-E the best fraternity
Bim B@m F**k, all the others suck
We are the TKE's, the best f**kin greeks

Other is:
I'm a TKE from Baylor U and i dont give a d**n,
i came to school to break the rules and cheat on all exams,
To hell, to hell with PhiDelt, to hell with FeeFee too.
And if ur not a T-K-E to hell to hell to you,
So i think we ought to have a drink. Hey!
I think we ought to have a drink. Hey!
I think we ought to have a drink in honor of TKE!

[TKE199tz]

Tau Zeta Chant

Leader: All fired up on T-K-E
::All Repeat:: [repeat several times]

Leader: We are tekes
::All Repeat::

Leader: Mighty mighty tekes
::All Repeat::

Leader: Where ever we go
::All Repeat::

Leader: We let the people know
::All Repeat::

Leader: Who we are
::All Repeat::

Leader: And what we stand for
::All Repeat::

Eat, Fight, F_ck, Suck, Gobble, Nibble, Chew.
We are tekes... Who the f_ck are you?