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05-11-2004, 11:48 PM
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Kitso and ADPiZXAlum make fun of other Big XII Schools Thread
Why do the texas wronghorns wear orange?
So they can go hunting on friday, play football on saturday, and pick up trash on the roadside for their community service on Sunday 
Kitso
KS 361 more i got, the question is, do y'all want em?
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05-12-2004, 12:07 AM
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How does a Kansas Jayhawk count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4,.....
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05-12-2004, 12:21 AM
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A little old, but still funny
How many Big XII students does it take to change a light bulb?Well...
At Kansas State it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any Big Ten or SEC school.
At Texas A&M it takes three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Texas Tech and get instructions.
At Colorado it takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three to figure out how to get high off the old one.
At Nebraska it takes five. One to change it, two to talk about how Tom Osborne would have done it, and two to throw the old bulb at Oklahoma students.
At Baylor it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks, and
three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At OSU it takes seven, and each one gets credit for four semester
hours for it.
At Kansas it takes eight. One to screw it in, and seven to discuss how much brighter it shines during basketball season.
At Oklahoma it takes ten. Two to figure out how to screw it in,
two to buy a Sooners lamp, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how John Blake is too stupid to do it.
At Texas it takes fifteen. One to screw in the bulb, two to buy
the Skoal, and twelve to shout, "HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!"
At Missouri it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how
they do it better than KU, and 50 who realize it's all a lie.
At Iowa State it takes 80,000. One to screw it in, and 79,999 to
discuss how this will finally be the year they have a good football
team.
At Texas Tech it takes none. There is no electricity in Lubbock.
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Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.
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05-12-2004, 12:52 AM
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What do you get when you cross a Kansas Jayhawk and a groundhog?
6 more weeks of bad football.
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05-12-2004, 01:18 AM
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Colorado has hired a new Defensive Coordinator....
Johnny Cochrain.
Kitso
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05-12-2004, 03:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ISUKappa
A little old, but still funny
At Iowa State it takes 80,000. One to screw it in, and 79,999 to
discuss how this will finally be the year they have a good football
team.
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LOL
go Cyclones!!!
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05-12-2004, 04:11 AM
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A guy walks into a bar and asked the bartender, "Wanna hear a great Aggie joke?" The bartender replied, "Sure, but before you start, you should know that I'm an Aggie. And see those four large gentlemen at the end of the bar? They're Aggies too. So do you still want to tell that joke?" The guy said, "No, I dont feel like explaining it five times."
Bring it Kantso.
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05-12-2004, 12:34 PM
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A first grade teacher in Austin, Tx, explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Longhorn fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl...
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, " Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Longhorn fan " she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am an Aggie," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, WHY are you an Aggie?"
"Because my Mom is an Aggie, my Dad is an Aggie, so I am an Aggie also."
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be an Aggie. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackass and your Dad was a snotty arrogant jackass, what would you be then?"
"Then" Janie smiled,"We'd be Longhorns.
Kitso
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05-12-2004, 02:17 PM
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A Longhorn and an Aggie ran into each other at the doctors office. The Longhorn said, "I came here to get a blood test and they cut my finger!" The Aggie burst into tears. "Whats wrong?" the Longhorn asked. The Aggie replied, "I'm here for a urine test."
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05-12-2004, 02:53 PM
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Oldie but a goodie...
Why is it so windy in Oklahoma?
'Cause Kansas BLOWS and Texas SUCKS!!!  
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Causa latet vis est notissima - the cause is hidden, the results are well known.
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05-12-2004, 03:42 PM
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05-12-2004, 03:43 PM
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05-12-2004, 05:51 PM
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Just for AlphaSigOU:
Ya know why Texas doesn't fall off into the Gulf of Mexico??
Cause Oklahoma sucks.....
(You ARE my friend, Chuck, but I had to say it )
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05-13-2004, 12:09 AM
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maybe it's funny cuz i'm drinking......
Kitso
KS 361 times the little Iraqi kids got it right!
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05-13-2004, 12:14 AM
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That's funny!! I don't care who you are, that's funny!
No sweetheart, it's not just because you're drinking!!
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