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Old 11-27-2003, 12:53 PM
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Women Needed to Test Orgasmatron

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Women needed to test orgasm device
Wednesday, November 26, 2003 Posted: 7:32 PM EST (0032 GMT)

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine.

No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

"I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial," pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

"She even told me she had the first multiple orgasm of her life using the device," said Meloy.

He stumbled on the unexpected side-effect while using a spinal cord stimulator a few years ago to treat a patient suffering with severe back pain. The woman had already had back surgery for degenerative disk disease and fusion surgery.

When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

"You're going to have to teach my husband how to do that," he quoted her as saying.

Sexual response
The tiny impulses of electricity applied to the electrodes seemed to have turned on the patient's orgasm button.

Although the device has been compared to the orgasmatron featured in the 1973 Woody Allen film "Sleeper," Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.

The women in the trial described it as "really excellent foreplay."

Although some medical experts are sceptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results, Meloy believes it could help to improve sexual response in women who cannot have orgasms and might even help men as well.

A full implant of the device would cost about 13,000 pounds ($22,000).

"I don't see it any differently from procedures such as breast implants," Meloy told the magazine.
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:58 PM
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$22,000!!!!! Buy a freaking vibrator and save thousands of dollars!!!
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:34 PM
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This is great! It has a remote control, and we all know that in a relationship, the man has to have the remote. I'm feeling kinda evil.
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:03 PM
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Arrow Open Sesame!

And the really sick thing is that the remote looks like a garage door opener!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
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Old 11-27-2003, 04:00 PM
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Re: Open Sesame!

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And the really sick thing is that the remote looks like a garage door opener!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
And HOW do you know this?
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Old 11-27-2003, 04:30 PM
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Re: Re: Open Sesame!

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And HOW do you know this?
Because I went to the article's url that was in the first post of this thread.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html
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Old 11-27-2003, 05:28 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Open Sesame!

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Because I went to the article's url that was in the first post of this thread.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html
LOL...gosh I'm smart today!
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Old 11-28-2003, 04:30 PM
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Old 11-29-2003, 05:03 PM
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I saw the link to a similar article in Yahoo several days ago. I didn't read the Yahoo article about this apparatus (sp?) though. I thought it was an 'Oddly Enough' news story.

I think the asking price this device is very pricey. I also wonder if the side effects fo the procedure was worth it.


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Old 12-04-2003, 05:25 AM
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LMAO ~ maybe this will become like dvd players and decrease in price in a few years....or become another common household appliance LOL!
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Old 12-04-2003, 05:29 AM
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LMAO ~ maybe this will become like dvd players and decrease in price in a few years....or become another common household appliance LOL!
It will, as long as the man gets the remote.
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