A LITTLE EBONICS HUMOR

AKA2D '91 · #1 06-03-2001, 05:52 PM

I received this email and thought I would share.

1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin bidwiz on the stoop the
other day, man I was HONOROLL.
2. PLANET - I know this dude who got arrested cause he
got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the
backyard.
3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled
out a big needle, he said DISMAY hurt a little.
4. OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the eye for
what you just said, but OMELETTE you slide.
5. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It just make you
STAIRWAY into space.
6. MOBILE - I went to the store to buy some food, I
was short on cash, my man said gimme one MOBILE.
7. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops,
but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
8. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
9. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school
today, so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
11. DOMINEERING - My girls birthday was yesterday, I
got her a DOMINEERING.
12. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a
stranger KENYA spare some change.
13. DERANGE - da deer and da antelope play in DERANGE
14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty
points. My coach said DATA boy.
15. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment
office, "Dis BEWARE I get ajob?"
16. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not
DIMENSION smart.
17. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst
like
that, you'll be out de COATROOM."
18. DECIDE - My boy frontin' like he love his girl,
but
eribody know he got a couple mo honeys on DECIDE.
19. WARNER BROTHER - When you see da cops coming
Warner Brother.

Do you have any that you would like to add?

BTW, THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL WORKING, ENJOY YOUR WEEK!

[This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited June 03, 2001).]

ClassyLady · #2 06-03-2001, 10:59 PM

1. BOFUM - I can't decide between this one and that one. Man, I'm a take BOFUM.
2. FECES - Turn the heat up, my FECES cold.
3. WICCHU - Boy, ain't nobody even playin WICCHU.

Those are all that I can think of right now.

CJUS · #3 06-04-2001, 11:01 AM

TEEFES-Befo I go to bed at night, I make show that I done brush my TEEFES.

Classy_Diva5 · #4 06-27-2001, 05:42 PM

How we make up our own words...
Here are some that were posted in a net club that i frequent

Murried- We gettin' murried!!!

Skurred- Why you so skurred!!!

Murry Chrimah - We wish you a murry chrimah, we wish you a murry chrimah...

spose- I'm in the 8th grade but spose be in the 10th.

Whodat - Whodat comin' in my house?

Mamadem - I'm goin' over to see mamadem.

Putdatderedowndererightdere - Boy, you betta putdatderedowndererightdere. (hard to understand but you know you suppose to put somethin' down in a hurry)

betta - You betta take that trash out!!!

discreet - I'm goin' up discreet.

mokentrole - Hey hand me da mokentrole so I can change the channel.

boudsto- I'm boudsto go to sleep.

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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."

Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

[This message has been edited by Classy_Diva5 (edited June 27, 2001).]

#5 06-27-2001, 06:06 PM

Frigerator------Go and put this drink in the frigerator.

NaLatas------Boy you betta give me some of those grape NaLatas.

Datriteder-----Dat Rite der is my jam, turn it up.

Howugon-----Howugon tell me what I need to be doing?

Finna----I'm finna go.

Bouta----You bouta make me go off up in hea.

Nachos-----These my fries, nachos.

Closedatdamndoe----Stop running in and out of this house and closedatdamndoe, you letting flies in.

Seentchu-----You tried to play it off when you tripped but I seentchu.

Classy_Diva5 · #6 06-27-2001, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Total Elegance:

Nachos-----These my fries, nachos.

LMAO LMAO!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT SPELLED LIKE THAT-STILL CRACKIN UP AT "NACHOS"

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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."

Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

Eastcoast Sunshine · #7 06-27-2001, 06:26 PM

Aiight-den.....Aight den, I'll catch you later.

Compwuta......I'm checkin my e-mail on the compwuta.

Destow......Can you bring me something back from destow?

Bownow......The train should be coming bownow.

Gostobee.....That gostobee the funniest thing I heard.

[This message has been edited by Eastcoast Sunshine (edited June 27, 2001).]

InquiringMind · #8 06-27-2001, 06:48 PM

I just heard this on the radio a few minutes ago.....

One day in class the teacher told the students to use the word "each" in a sentence.
One little boy said "My parents each make $15000 a year."
The teacher called on another student, and he said "My head each!!"

CrimsonTide4 · #9 07-09-2001, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Total Elegance:
Always remember: Proofreading and spell check is not a crime. It is your friend.

TOTAL ELEGANCE, right on!! I need to make this my signature. I also need to send it to some people on Black Planet.

jali0004 · #10 07-10-2001, 02:31 PM

[QUOTE
mokentrole - Hey hand me da mokentrole so I can change the channel.

[/B][/QUOTE]

I remember when the mokentrole broke at my grandparents house...that was a sad day...

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"I am not yet the author of my life; I am still it's unenlightened protagonist"
---Unknown

AKA2D '91 · #11 08-14-2001, 11:50 AM

TEN COMMANDMENTS (EBONIC STYLE)

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me).

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images).

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain).

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy).

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma....and if you know who ya daddy is,don'
dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and mother).

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill).

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery).

8. Don't be borrowing stuff and don't gi' it back.
(Thou shalt not steal).

9. Don't be snitchn on the uva man to save yourself.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother).

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).

nikki25 · #12 08-14-2001, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
TEN COMMANDMENTS (EBONIC STYLE)

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me).

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images).

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain).

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy).

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma....and if you know who ya daddy is,don'
dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and mother).

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill).

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery).

8. Don't be borrowing stuff and don't gi' it back.
(Thou shalt not steal).

9. Don't be snitchn on the uva man to save yourself.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother).

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).

I like this, AKA2D. It breaks the commandments down so that almost ery'one can understand.

AKA2D '91 · #13 08-14-2001, 01:43 PM

I didn't create it, I just passed it along.

AKA2D '91 · #14 04-22-2002, 10:18 PM

TEN COMMANDMENTS (EBONIC STYLE)
> >
> > 1. I'm God. Don't play me.
> > (I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other
> > gods before me)
> >
> > 2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta
> > me, or like me
> > (Thou shalt not have any graven images)
> >
> > 3. Don't be callin' me for no reason
> > (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in
> > vain)
> >
> > 4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday
> > (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)
> >
> > 5. Don't dis or cuss out yo' momma....and if you know
> > who ya daddy is,
> > don't dis him either.
> > (Honor thy father and mother)
> >
> > 6. Don't be goin' on no drive by's
> > (Thou shalt not kill)
> >
> > 7. Stick to ya' own Boo
> > (Thou shalt not commit adultery)
> >
> > 8. Don't be borrowing stuff and not give it back.
> > (Thou shalt not steal)
> >
> > 9. Don't be snitchin on the other man to save
> > yourself.
> > (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy
> > brother)
> >
> > 10. Don't be eyein' your homie's crib, ride or woman.
> > (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy
> > brother)
> >

TLAW · #15 04-22-2002, 11:08 PM

TEEFES?!! That's the best!!!!