Things Never to Say to a Man with a Small....

[ZTAngel]

Ok people, if you know you're the type of person who gets offended by crude stuff, then please save yourself, myself, and the mod's of this forum the headache and just don't read any further. Thanks!

Anyways, got this in an email a few years ago. Thought I'd share it with y'all.

Things Never to Say to a Man with a Small Penis
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?!
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat??? I doubt it'll even reach my tongue!
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back

[cashmoney]

Thats pretty funny. I know girls get pissy when you ask them if they can go down any further.....


I like to get gangsta in the bedroom.

[KillarneyRose]

and of course the ever popular "Is it in yet???"

[ThetaPrincess24]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Rudey]

You guys realize that K Sig RC is crying right now.

-Rudey
--I'm going back to shaving down the chode.

[Imthachamp]

Originally posted by Rudey
You guys realize that K Sig RC is crying right now.

-Rudey
--I'm going back to shaving down the chode.

i thought every guy who posted on the net had a big penor

[IheartMATT806]

Originally posted by cashmoney
Thats pretty funny. I know girls get pissy when you ask them if they can go down any further.....

SOOO true..Ive been asked that once and I was about to bite that jank off!! It does piss gurls off to ask such a thing...

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by IheartMATT806
SOOO true..Ive been asked that once and I was about to bite that jank off!! It does piss gurls off to ask such a thing...

lol...I did that to an ex of mine while she was doing what she was doing. It was pay back for her givin me head while I was on the phone to my dad talking about important stuff. My dad thought I was on something, I spent a month convincing him I don't do drugs.

[UDZETA]

Those were so funny! I like the point and gigle and that explains the car!

[AXO_MOM_3]

This is hilarious!
Seriously, how do women cope if they are stuck with such a thing?

[kddani]

hahahaha..... I first saw this a few years ago. The really funny thing is the guy who sent it to me was very small himself!

[White_Chocolate]

Originally posted by cashmoney
Thats pretty funny. I know girls get pissy when you ask them if they can go down any further.....


I like to get gangsta in the bedroom.

And you are from Jersey. . .

[CatStarESP4]

Very Funny!

[winnieb]

very funny!!!! heee hee hee!!!

[APhiRattlerGal]

lol this cracked me up!!!