HOW COME?

[Lovely]

How come I went to a birthday party for alittle girl and her grandmother recently had a stroke and was telling me dirty jokes
on the porch?

How come I was laughing sooo hard tears were rolling down my cheeks and my stomach was hurting?

How come I didn't care that some snooty booties were looking at us?

How come I want to be cool like her when I get that old?

[Conskeeted19]

how come folks don't like to answer questions

how come i hope their steak burned

how come i am going on the trip on aug. 12

how come i am going to teach ideal how to swim

how come i want to tell soror convinced that the only thing i am watching is my weight

how come i miss soror akatude and soror catwoman

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Conskeeted19:
how come i am going on the trip on aug. 12

how come i am going to teach ideal how to swim

YAAAAAAY, LOL. This trip/get together is going to be soooooo off the heezy.

HOW COME I still do not want to go to my summer job after 3 days off but I need the money.

HOW COME I hope Ideal08 also bought the gummy strawberries.

HOW COME I am sitting here typing how comes when i need to get dressed.

HOW COME some men make my head ache

HOW COME I cannot wait for August 9 - 13 to get crunked up with Kelli, Ideal08, TOA, COnskeeted 19, et al.

HOW COME the sun rises in the east and sets in the west?

HOW COME I am trying to think of grandiose verbiage just to irritate and frazzle Ideal08?

HOW COME when Jill Scott steps on stage on Saturday I will be happier than a tattoo on a supermodel (one of my students' expressions).

[The Original Ape]

How come Conskeet19 has issues?
How come Ideal08 let her camera get broke at the most inopportune time?
How come her girls can't get her back?
How come Dirty Mike1906 aint got no "How Comes"?
How come AKA2d is silent?
How come I can't wait to hear Kelli and Carla's "How Comes"?
How come everybody's tryin' to work out all of a sudden?

How come MY STEAK DIDN'T BURN!!!?

[The Original Ape]

How come I WILL let Conskeeted19 teach me how to swim?

How come I'll be back?

[Steeltrap]

How come I don't know Ideal08, CrimsonTide4 and 12dn94dst but got a chuckle out of their excellent roadtrip adventure?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Steeltrap:
How come I don't know Ideal08, CrimsonTide4 and 12dn94dst but got a chuckle out of their excellent roadtrip adventure?

LOL!!

HOW COME by this time tomorrow there will be a HOW COME PART THREE?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
LOL!!

HOW COME by this time tomorrow there will be a HOW COME PART THREE?

And how come by this time tomorrow, we will be duplicating last weeks posts?
How come I'm ready to be in 'Nap already?
How come I must need a vacation if every week at work all I think about is the trip that weekend?
How come I just had a 3 day weekend in ATL?
How come I act like I ain't been nowhere?
How come I sometimes wonder if being nowhere and being here now (now here) are related? (Where you goin? ans: nowhere. b/c he's 'here now'? see what i mean?)
How come I think I was born to be royalty and something somewhere went terribly wrong?
How come me and CT4 are going to have fun in 'Nap this weekend?
How come I can't wait to see Jill Scott?
How come I feel like a JS groupie, since I saw her in Miami in May?
How come I don't care, her show was TIGHT!?
How come it would be a sad state of affairs if one of us lost our job due to high internet usage?

[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME somewhere in Tennessee or Kentucky, IDEAL08 and I realized that we could never go to prison because we would lose all INTERNET ACCESS and have to write letters again? LOL @ our reason for NOT committing crimes

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
HOW COME somewhere in Tennessee or Kentucky, IDEAL08 and I realized that we could never go to prison because we would lose all INTERNET ACCESS and have to write letters again? LOL @ our reason for NOT committing crimes

How come Regulator said that convicts have access to the net?
How come that's some ol' bullmess?
How come we pay for that?
How come that's some ol' bullmess?
How come if I was runnin thangs, jail would be str8 bare? no computers, no books, nuthin.
How come if you wanted to read and better yourself, you should have stayed on the outside?
How come people say that if I do that, then we won't be rehabilitating our prisoners?
How come I'm going to start a thread on that right now?
How come I'm gonna finish my how comes first, though?
How come when we were riding thru the south, CT4 turns to me and says, "There used to be slaves all though here."
How come we got real quiet for a few seconds?
How come reality is jacked up?
How come Regulator said I was 'scrait off?' LMAO!
How come it's after 5:00 and I'm still at work talkin to yall's behinds?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come when we were riding thru the south, CT4 turns to me and says, "There used to be slaves all though here."
How come we got real quiet for a few seconds?
How come reality is jacked up?

HOW COME that simple statement was really deep and profound? Of course it was, I said it

HOW COME when I think of that and see all of those trees and think of all that the SOUTH has, I get proud of our ancestors for doing their back breaking labor?

HOW COME since I come from these people who never got sick days or 1/2 days did I leave work today because I was sleepy?

HOW COME now I am ashamed that I did that but it is too late to do anything about it now?

[cocowoman_65]

How come I'm glad Tanzanite is alright?
How come Original Ape is truly off the chain and I wish that he lived here so that we could hang out? I need some more crazy friends.
How come I was feeling kind of down but once I got on GC I felt much better?
How come you peeps on this site are the best?
How come I hope that none of you ever change?
How come I need to get off this computer and study for a test?
How come I will continue to keep all of you in my prayers?
How come I'm out?

[The Original Ape]

How come I'm waitin' on George's refund?
How come I will NEVER buy a Chrysler?
How come yall ain't got no more how comes?
How come I'm waitin' on Goodie, but she ain't waitin' on me?
How come I'm out before lightnin' strikes my shyt?

[exquizit]

Home come all of my smaller friends and co workers sized 2-8 always say they're sooo fat
?

How come that makes me feel like they're calling me "Shamoo" behind my back?

How come I'm sexy anyway?

How come Moke can't be found when you wanna talk to her?

How come I want a caramel cheesecake?

How come I can't have any while I'm working on these fabulous abs I'm dreaming of?

How come My new home is wonderful?

How come I really wish I had a computer?

How come my boss actually thinks I'm listening when all I hear is "blah, blah, blah, blah"?

How come I wish I could just wiggle my nose and be home?

[12dn94dst]

How come I got my letter telling me when I get my refund in the mail today?

How come I'm happy?

How come in the same pile of mail my Dad put a request (read: bill) for me to pay my YTD gas card charges?

How come there goes my refund

whipser: How come my Dad may not get his money right away? ESPECIALLY since I'm supposed to get it the week I go to Ohio.

How come I took a final last night and failed (I think)?

How come I really don't care?

How come the make up is tomorrow night and I might not go?

How come I'm tired of studying?

How come I need y'all to pray that I make it through the next 8 months so I can GRADUATE! :-D

How come one of my co-workers offered to study with me?

How come he's studying to be an Oracle DBA?

How come he is FOINE?!?!

How come I accepted?

How come people buy software and expect tech support (read: me & my co-workers) to be responsible for teaching them how to use it (and I mean BASIC stuff)?

How come we give you manuals with the software for a reason?

How come people call thinking it's my job to tell them how to run their business?

How come they think we have nothing better to do than sit on the phone and hold their hand though everything?

How come I need them to realize that there are other people holding who paid for support just like they did?

How come people lose their thinking capacity/ability to read & follow instructions when they're on the phone with tech support?

How come folks get mad at me when I tell them their data is corrupted beyond repair as a result of something they've done that we told them NOT to do?

How come I'm surprised I haven't cussed some of these folks out?

How come I'm really glad that most of the customers who call are very nice?

How come I am GEEKED for Spa Day 2001!

How come I can't wait to meet y'all's silly behinds!

How come I'm thinking about doing a GC reunion website for all the mini meet & greets that are going on?

How come I think I'm doing too much?

How come one of my fishies died yesterday?

How come I was thinking about having a funeral for it like they did on the Cosby Show?

How come I'm going to be quiet now because I've typed too many how comes.

[This message has been edited by 12dn94dst (edited July 17, 2001).]