Weird Pet Peeves - Page 4

Rio_Kohitsuji · #46 07-25-2003, 04:04 PM

Omigawd! These responses are HILARIOUS!!

Okay, now mine..

*Pre-Teens wearing umm...distastful clothing..
*using the word "done" instead of "finished", as in, "I'm done w/this paper." Dag on it! You're not a damn cookie!!
*Old people and young people driving. Driving age should be 20-40. Take a bus.
*Girls trying to flirt w/my boyfriend -after- I have made myself known.

trisigmaAtl · #47 07-25-2003, 05:52 PM

I don't remember who said it first but I HATE IT when people say pitcher instead of picture!!!!!

no, I don't have any pitchers of my cat, I cannot pour my cat into a glass. i do have piCtures of my cat and I can pour you a glass of water from a pitcher

ZZ-kai- · #48 07-25-2003, 05:59 PM

Oh yeah, here's number 7:

Using 'aks' instead of 'ask', as in: "You better aks somebody".

Dammit people, the real world is NOT Jerry Springer. I want to bitch slap all those foo's who talks like dat. So let me aks you sumpin, who be payin your billz, beatch?

The State and MY taxes, thats right!

smiley21 · #49 07-25-2003, 09:57 PM

1) people who slurp juices and sodas. it is not coffee. drink it already!!

2) people who put on the turn signals when they are already in the turning lane

3) people who put on the turn signal when they are half way between lanes

4) people who put on the turn signal for a half a second

5) people who pull right in front of you

6) people who dont look in your direction before pulling out in front (you are supposed to look both ways!!!!)

7) people who are so snotty that they think everyone is there to pick up their trash

8) at work (starbucks), when i call out something like ' a decaf tall nonfat latte'. the person says, 'is this decaf??'

9) people who drive 5 miles below the speed limit in the left lane

10) people who literally wear out clothes meant for clubbing. i hate those clothes

11) people who dont take care of their appearance

12) people who dont use their heads

13) people who run the stop sign when a driver or a pedestrian is half way across the road

14) people who just dont care for others

15) people who talk the language of someone with no education

16) people who are ignorant

17) teenagers who cuss a storm

18) people who talk on and on about something i dont care about

i think i have bored you enough, but i have more!!!

Hootie · #50 07-26-2003, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CarolinaCutie
This reminded me... you will NOT believe this Hootie...

The other day, this woman brought in this... hunk of gold for me to clean. It looked kind of like a funny looking slide for a necklace, but I really didn't know what it was, so I dropped it in the cleaner along with everything else. But a few minutes later, I was brushing it with the little toothbrush when my boss runs over and says to me in clenched teeth, "Stop that right now and give that back to her!" Apparently it was someone's gold bridge for their TEETH! I just could NOT believe that someone was tacky and disgusting enough to bring something that they wear in their MOUTH to have cleaned at a jewelry store!

My pet peeves:
-People who call too often... I hate staying on the phone all day
-People who pick their zits in public
-Mothers who take their strollers into stores that are VERY small... I understand that you've got to use a stroller, but it really clogs the aisles and then NO ONE can get by.
-People who play passing games with you on the highway... yes, I want to pass you, so please stop speeding up and slowing down on purpose. You are being an idiot, and it is not my fault that you are so bored on I-40 that you have to resort to this. You are also being dangerous and probably scaring some old ladies half to death.

YOU WIN! I've cleaned some nasty, gunky crap but NEVER have I had someone give me their gold bridge. I wouldn't know what one looked like but thats just WRONG!

DigitalAngel126 · #51 07-26-2003, 04:03 AM

I can only think of a few cuz I'm mad tired, but...

-- People who speak ill of the dead. I'm sorry you had beef, but damn, HAVE SOME RESPECT.

-- Any grammatical errors that should've been fixed by the 2nd grade...I'm sorry people, but how hard is it?? Just about EVERYBODY where I work says "Flustrated"... Yes, flustrated - - like a cross between flustered and frustrated. BAH!!!

-- People that are in college that look at you like

when you use a word that may not be in everyone's everyday vocabulary...Why is it that stupid people are always like 'Wow, is that your big word for the day??' Mofo, you're in COLLEGE...tell me again how you got here??

I can't believe no one has said this yet...

-- People that always have a better story than you. IE - Anything you can do I can do better....Anything...Anything that happens to you has happen to them, squared. ARG.

sigmagrrl · #52 07-26-2003, 08:47 AM

1) When I can hear the food in someone's mouth when they chew.

2) When someone chews with their mouth open

3) Crumbs in bed

4) Monkeys in commercials

5) People who think that I should tolerate their child's behavior JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE A CHILD! WHO CARES!

6) Poor grammar (written and verbal)

7) People who CARE about what obese people are eating (mind your fukking business!)

8) People who don't use turn signals. OR, people who are sitting at a light, it turns green, and THEN, all of a sudden, they decide to signal that they are turning...I'M not a flipping mind reader!

9) People who don't say Thank You when I hold the door for them. I yell, "You're Welcome!" very loudly. If it's a double entrance door, I will say, "Again, You're Welcome!!"

10) People who call my job (a tech position) and try to use technical terms they have no friggin' clue about and end up using it incorrectly. When I correct them, they say "Well, whatever. You know what I mean!" NO, BITCH, I DON'T!

11) Oh, people who use the word "Whatever" to end an argument, discussion, etc. Sorry you aren't educated enough to complete a cohesive, literate thought!

12) When people make a big ass deal out of bodily noises/smells. Sorry, no one told my mother to purchase the Odor Eater upgrade option on my farts/$hit! WE ALL HAVE STINKY ASSES, DEAL WITH IT!

13) At the gym, my friend and I rent a locker. WHY, WHEN I AM AT MY LOCKER, DOES EVERY OLD WOMAN WANT TO USE THE LOCKER RIGHT SMACK DAB NEXT TO MINE?!!? THERE ARE OVER 500 OTHER LOCKERS YOU COULD USE, GRANDMA!

14) People who stare...TAKE A FUKKING PICTURE! I notice that people under the age of 21 do this a helluva lot...

15) People who don't realize that they stepped on your foot/hit you in the head with their bag/hurt you, and don't apologize! Wake up from that fog you're living in, Seymour!

16) People who chew the ice/suck out the hell out of the very last drop of their beverage....

17) Women who wear makeup at the gym.

18) People who don't wipe up their sweat when they are done on the equipment.

19) People who say "Smile!" when you aren't...GO AWAY!

20) Men who use their keys to clean ear wax out of their ears...

I KNOW I have more...

swissmiss04 · #53 07-26-2003, 11:58 AM

Sigmagrrl you just took the words out of my mouth. I've also, however, found that males over the age of 45 have that pesky staring problem too. Especialy in bars

Have y'all noticed that people nowadays seem much ruder than, say, 15 or 20 years ago?

moe.ron · #54 07-26-2003, 12:03 PM

Anybody that says Brah really irk me.

xok85xo · #55 07-26-2003, 12:15 PM

thought of a few more..

people who try to talk to you when they can clearly see that you are on the phone

there is no X in the word espresso.

PiKA2001 · #56 07-26-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xok85xo
thought of a few more..

there is no X in the word espresso.

Oh I know, expresso's!

smiley21 · #57 07-26-2003, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiKA2001
Oh I know, expresso's!

eww!! espresso. i am so sick of it. at work, i get annoyed with some people who repeatedly tell me 'give me a grande latte with 3 extra shots of espresso'. i fear giving it to them, especially the ones who are already a little rattled. like you need it.
i cannot stand orders that are way too particular.
'i only want half a packet of equal'
'i want a regular coffee with a drop of decaf.'
my personal fav.
can i have a regular coffee with one pump of caramel syrup and six ice cubes?
(i am thinking- maybe i should put seven)

it is just coffee. believe it or not, it is not a lifeline

FiReKraCkEr · #58 07-26-2003, 01:28 PM

1) When people don't return their buggies to the buggy cart after they go shopping.

2) When parents beat their kids in the middle of the grocery store, store, mall, restaurant....ect and make them just cry harder.

3) When teens act like they are sooo cool...

4) When couples sit on the same side in a booth.

5) When your hair is lighter than your skin...

6) When you touch me without me allowing you to, basically invading my personal space.

7) People who don't look in your eyes when you are speaing to them.

8) People who don't fall through on their promises.

9) Being late

GPhiSweetiePie · #59 07-26-2003, 02:16 PM

I thought of more!!

The asinine conversation I had to listen to when I was in a dressing room next to 3 15-year-olds yesterday

When people leave their turn signal on, so you're behind them for like 5 miles of blinking

Ok...this one is not meant to be racist, by any means, but it's stating a fact. In Hispanic countries, particularly Mexico, it's perfectly commonplace for men to stare/say gross comments to you, flat out, in public. That's fine, whatever, it's a cultural thing. In MEXICO. But when I am at a Mexican restaurant in the middle of INDIANA for Pete's sake, I do NOT appreciate being leered at/having gross stuff said to me! Especially when I'm not wearing anything remotely revealing (not that this would justify it at all, but still) and when I'm with my MOTHER!!!!