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librasoul22 · #**616** 12-17-2002, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Besides the pleasure button and mr. wiggly, what body parts, if touched the right way, will make you go completely out of your mind?

I once knew a girl who had orgasisms when her feet were massaged.

The small of my back and my neck.

My neck...my back...LOL.

FAB*SpiceySpice · #**617** 12-17-2002, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Besides the pleasure button and mr. wiggly, what body parts, if touched the right way, will make you go completely out of your mind?

I once knew a girl who had orgasisms when her feet were massaged.

Gross as it sounds I go completely nuts if a guy kisses the INSIDE of my ear, not just my ear lobes. I think that is so gross and I'd never do it to a guy, but if a guy doesn't mind doing it for me, then he can go right ahead.

Dionysus · #**618** 12-17-2002, 01:29 AM

My head. My head head. Not my

head. Whenever someone rubs their hand across my head/hair I'm like

. It doesn't matter who it is. One of my female friends gave me a friedly rub on the top of my hair...I blurted..."uhhhh don't touch me there"!!!

AGDPrincess70 · #**619** 12-17-2002, 01:36 AM

right between my shoulder blades. Holy crap. That's all I have to say.

Rudey · #**620** 12-17-2002, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice

Gross as it sounds I go completely nuts if a guy kisses the INSIDE of my ear, not just my ear lobes. I think that is so gross and I'd never do it to a guy, but if a guy doesn't mind doing it for me, then he can go right ahead.

Everyone i know, goes for the ears. The trick is not slobbering all over them and breathing so hard that the person gets an ear infection.

Oh, and all girls notice if you kiss them somewhere nobody else has so if any guys read this...go for all sorts of random places. It's like being a Christopher Columbus (minus the Nina, Pinta, and the Santa Maria)...you get to claim that body part forever.

-Rudey
--But Spain's not gonna be happy if you go 120% freak and claim the chocolate starfish instead of something normal and cool.

librasoul22 · #**621** 12-17-2002, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
My head. My head head. Not my head. Whenever someone rubs their hand across my head/hair I'm like . It doesn't matter who it is. One of my female friends gave me a friedly rub on the top of my hair...I blurted..."uhhhh don't touch me there"!!!

LOL! I am the same way. I cannot let people play with my hair (unless it is the *proper* time and place, lol).

Head massages are the bomb. And I too, mean the HEAD not the

head.

librasoul22 · #**622** 12-17-2002, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey

Everyone i know, goes for the ears. The trick is not slobbering all over them and breathing so hard that the person gets an ear infection.

Oh, and all girls notice if you kiss them somewhere nobody else has so if any guys read this...go for all sorts of random places. It's like being a Christopher Columbus (minus the Nina, Pinta, and the Santa Maria)...you get to claim that body part forever.

-Rudey
--But Spain's not gonna be happy if you go 120% freak and claim the chocolate starfish instead of something normal and cool.

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL DOES NOT DO IT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!

Rudey · #**623** 12-17-2002, 02:58 AM

Did we already discuss pictures and videotapes?

-Rudey
--Sometimes I have the urge to put on a E.T. costume and go Spielberg on the girl!

PM_Mama00 · #**624** 12-17-2002, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by AGDPrincess70

Here at EMU, our water tower is shaped (I shit you not) like an enormous dick. The legend around here is that if a virgin graduates from here, it's going to fall over. It's been erect (pun intended) for well over 150 years.

That was the first thing introduced to me when I first went to the campus to pick up my friend. She's liek "and there's the brick penis".... I laughed so hard cuz it really does look liek one!

AGDPrincess70 · #**625** 12-17-2002, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Sometimes I have the urge to put on a E.T. costume and go Spielberg on the girl!

Why, oh why do I have this horrible mental picture of that?

alphaiota · #**626** 12-17-2002, 02:34 PM

i don't remember if we talked about pictures and videos. this thread has been going on so long i forget.

shelley j
sigma k

Rudey · #**627** 12-17-2002, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by AGDPrincess70

Why, oh why do I have this horrible mental picture of that?

You're telling me. A guy can really sweat in an E.T. costume.

-Rudey
--Twisting something and screaming about phoning home doesn't make it easy on the girl either.

DWAlphaGam · #**628** 12-18-2002, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey

You're telling me. A guy can really sweat in an E.T. costume.

-Rudey
--Twisting something and screaming about phoning home doesn't make it easy on the girl either.

Aw, man, I almost snarfed my tea on that one! LMAO!!!

#**629** 12-18-2002, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey

-Rudey
--But Spain's not gonna be happy if you go 120% freak and claim the chocolate starfish instead of something normal and cool.

Rudey man,

That is by far the most hilarious thing i've read on here. Makes me forget about the final i've got to take in about 3 hours. Keep up the good work my friend.

The ET and going spielberg on a girl's ass is pretty funny too

Kitso
KS 361 times i know what the chocolate starfish is, but dare i ask what the hot dog flavored water is?

Jadey28 · #**630** 12-22-2002, 09:01 AM

Has anyone ever been to a "Tasteless Treasures" party? It's kinda like a Pampered Chef Party, but with sex toys and accessories instead!!! I went to one a few weeks ago and had one of the best times in my life. It's amazing to see what your sisters are REALLY up to in their personal lives!