We are not that cool...

[Lizanabavi]

I have had some people try me to a point where it's just, you don't know me like that...

We are not that cool... for you to ask me " 'Can I make copies of your flyers at my job' "? For you to pass out, so that people can come to your hair salon. I'm not trying to get fired for you.

We are not that cool... when you're doing my braids, you stop in the middle of them to go to the bank. Now where I'm gonna go with my head half-done?

We are not that cool... for you to get mad when I tell you that I don't remember you.

We are not that cool... for you to try to introduce to me your "boy" who does'nt have a job. WTH? What can he do for me? I do not take care of men, Okay.

[JJSP01]

We are not that cool....just because I met you through a friend does not mean you can "crash at my house" when you come into town. GET A HOTEL ROOM!

We are not that cool....that you can just call me at anytime during the night anymore...the relationship is OVER, so get over it!

We are not that cool...DON'T even think you can answer my phone!

[Kisha]

We are not that cool for you to ask to use my car and borrow my clothes.

We are not that cool for you to ask me to pay for us to go to the movies when YOU asked me to go along with you.

We are not that cool for you to not say EXCUSE ME when you bump into me.

We are not that cool for you to put your fork in my plate.

We are not that cool for you to ask me to hook you up with a job.

We are not that cool for you to make my guest list.

We are not that cool for you to be eating in my car or sitting on my bed.

We are not that cool for you to expect me to drive EVERY time we go out.

We are not that cool where I am willing to miss Soul Food to go out to dinner with you.

We are not that cool for you to drop by and visit whenever you want.

We are not that cool for you to drive under the speed limit in the fast lane when I am behind you.

We are not that cool for me to buy you a bday gift when you don't have the decency to pick up a phone and at least call me on mine.

We are not that cool for you to expect me to jump when you say jump.

We are not that cool for you to assume I want to jump in bed with you when I give you a friendly smile and hello.

[Lizanabavi]

Originally posted by Kisha
We are not that cool for you to ask to use my car and borrow my clothes.

Okay!!! Ain't paid the insurance or car note first.

We are not that cool... for you to ask " 'Can you use my deordorant' "?!?!? Girl... if you don't get the hell on!!!

[Lizanabavi]

We are not that cool... for you to expect me to pat you on the back because you pay your child support. MF... that's what you're supposed to do!!!

We are not that cool... for you to get mad since I did'nt give you props, because you have'nt gone to jail. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL!!!

We are not that cool... for you to get "38.hot" when you see me with someone else -we are not together.

We are not that cool... for you think that every woman wants to sleep with your man. Boo! He ain't all that.

We are not that cool... for you to try to get "loud" at a get together because I won't let you sip my bevarage.

In my best Bernie Mac voice * Raise up off me, or it's gonna be trouble, trouble.*

[korkscru]

This is a funny topic.


(This one is for my clients and other children)...we are not THAT cool...for you to slip up and call me by my FIRST name. It's MISS RENEA or MRS. MARTIN...ALWAYS (and I teach MY kids to do the same with other adults)!!!

We are not THAT cool...for you to call me out of my name, try to embarass me, or get loud in public...even when you say that you're joking. Ain't NOTHING funny about THAT mess.

We are not THAT cool...for you to just invite YOURSELF over to my home whenever you feel like it.

We are not THAT cool...for you to disturb my relaxation time (ESPECIALLY when I'm in the bathtub) just because you've got some hot gossip about your sister's baby's daddy's moma.

We are not THAT cool...for you to bring your kids over at the last minute and ask that I babysit for you for a short while. Heck, I don't want to watch my OWN children sometimes.

We are not THAT cool...for you to ask me to post date a check for you or use my credit card and then you'll repay the money when you get paid.

We are not THAT cool...for you to come over to my house and go through my refrigerator or pantry.

We are not THAT cool...for you to ASSUME that I DON'T need gas money for taking you 5 different places...ACROSS TOWN.

We are not THAT cool...for you to give others ANY information about me (ex. address, phone number, email address, age, work place, etc.) WITHOUT my permission.

I've got to think of some more. I'll be back.

[Lizanabavi]

We are not that cool... for you to come to my house and go through my medicine cabinet.

We are not that cool... that when I'm having dinner with my man, you come to our table and sit down! WTF?

We are not that cool... for you to ask me if I'm biracial because my Mom is an "Oh so lovely" Chocolate Brown and I'm Cappucino complected.
(Anybody who does something silly like that deserves to get slapped!)

[Krisco]

You ladies are tellin' tha truth!

we are not that cool... for you to ask me "why am I doing the whole natural thing?" First of all its not a thing, secondly why does it bother you? Thirdly, for the last time I am not JILL SCOTT, stop calling me that! I have a name, an identity, a life, sorry you don't.

we are not that cool... for you to seriously ask me for a "hook up" on nalia when I don't know you, nor have you even supported my business!

we are not that cool... for you to think just cause you've read 'in search of sisterhood' that you can come "talk" to me about MY sorority! Gurl PUH-lease, don't get your lil feelings hurt!