Funny/potentially embarassing things you said/did when you were little

phimugirlie01 · #1 08-24-2002, 01:10 PM

I guess I was a handful when I began speaking because there were a couple of instances where I really embarassed my parents!

When I first began talking, my parents were teaching me body parts. They would point to my nose and say "nose", things like that. I guess I took a particular liking to the word "butt", because when my Mom took me with her to the grocery store one day, I was pointing at peoples backsides and whispering "butt". Well this one, shall we say curvier woman walked by, and I pointed to her backside and starting screaming "BUTT" really loudly. My Mom was horrified, she thought the woman was going to kill me, so she picked me up and ran out the store.

It was around christmastime, and my parents decided to teach me the word "Santa Claus". Well, the way I said it it came out more like "cock" instead of "claus". They took me to midnight mass on christmas eve, and as it turns out, the priest looked a lot like Santa Claus. He came waslking down the aisle in his red vestements (SP?) and had a beard and everything. So I started saying "cock" loud enough for everyone around to stare!

I'm surprised my parent ever let me speak after that!

DeltaSigStan · #2 08-24-2002, 01:17 PM

I don't recall anything, but I remember going to a house of one of my aunt's students (she teaches piano), and her little 5 yr old brother went up to her mom and said:

"Mommy, I want some titty"

Turns out that at 5, she was still breast feeding him.

Dionysus · #3 08-24-2002, 01:26 PM

A relative, I won't say who, is pretty bigoted. He/she say bad things about everyone. And, when I got around those people I repeated those slurs. For example, at ethnic restaurants.

texas*princess · #4 08-24-2002, 01:45 PM

well this happened to my older sister when we were a lot younger...

when my older [biological] sister first started talking, she had trouble saying the 't' sound... instead she used an 'f' sound... and
"Mommy, Look at the big truck" would sound like "look at the big ****".. (you get the idea

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Dionysus · #5 08-24-2002, 07:52 PM

Well, this was pretty recent.

We had a dating seminar on campus a few years back. The speaker talked about 5 things that are essential to a relationship. They all started w/ the letter A, F, L, P, and M. He asked us to guess what each of those letters stood for, and when we came around to "P" I blurted out PUSSY! He repeated back "No P isn't for pussy, P is for passion". Everyone was rolling, except for my friends at my table, they all held their faces down and started blushing.

Hootie · #6 08-28-2002, 12:59 AM

I don't think I ever said anything embarassing to my parents...however I do remember one morning in middle school I was awake and getting ready to hop in the shower when my youngest brother walked directly infront of me into the bathroom. He musta been sleep walking, cuz he didn't even shut the door, but as he tinkled I heard him say, "Time to let the animals out."
SO FUNNY

The same brother also came home from preschool once and said to my mother, "I'm smart emmint I?"
"Yes Andrew you are!"

Hootie

#7 08-28-2002, 05:35 AM

I had a tendency to eat crayons as a kid. No one's crayons were safe around me.

Up until I was about 8 I used to blow my hanabatas [aka snot/boogers] on my shirt...if it even made it on to my shirt. According to my mom, I usually used the back of my hand and wiped it on something.

When I was little [around 6 i think] I used to get jealous at the fact that my dad could walk around the house without a shirt on. So I too began walking around the house [and outside] without a shirt on. "Sandy...little girls can't go walking around without shirts on..."

MoonStar17 · #8 08-28-2002, 05:41 AM

all i have to say is that was hillarious

LOL...

ZTAMiami · #9 08-28-2002, 09:43 AM

This is too funny!

When I was little I used to beg my older sisters to "make me a brain" instead of a BRAID!

Corbin Dallas · #10 08-28-2002, 10:10 AM

My grandma said when I was a baby, I loved any excuse to get out of my diaper. Well, one day, during the summer, she was changing my diaper on the front porch, or with the door open or something, and i got up and took off running, so i must have been a year or 2 old. anyway, i was outside, happy as could be because i didn't have a diaper on, and the pentecostal neighbor girls walked by. she said they both turned very red faced, and shielded their eyes with their hands.

hmmm, maybe that's why when i get a few beers in me i have no shame

xok85xo · #11 08-28-2002, 11:38 AM

so let me just start by saying that i have watched days of our lives since the day i was born, that coupled w/the fact that my mom worked for an ob/gyn i had a pretty strong grasp on uhm, the concept of where babies came from at very young age..and since i have 1 older brother, i began to put things together more logistically..so.. at about the age of 4(maybe?) i came to the scientific conclusion and felt the need to inform my mom of my deductive reasoning that she and my daddy had "had sex 2 times"

also..when i was in kindergarten we were in florida visiting my grandparents, one night we all went out to dinner and my mom told me to sing to my family the song that we had just sung for our class play..well, i had thought that i was singing pretty quietly just for the table..but when i was done..the ENTIRE RESTRAUNT CLAPPED FOR ME..guess i sang a little louder then i thought, huh?

Rio_Kohitsuji · #12 08-28-2002, 03:09 PM

I can't really remember anything too terrible I have done..but..I have 8 neices and nephews so..they have their moments..*nods*

My oldest neice used to also call Santa Clause 'Sanna Cock', I thought it was funny as heck..my sister didn't for some reason. *shrugs*
Then my boyfriends little nephew has a small speech impediment right now when it comes to 'fish', so now when you ask him what he does w/this fishing pole he proudly explains that he's going to.."I'm gonna go to the pond and go b*tching! I'm gonna get me a little b*tch and a BIG b*tch!"
And of course, my 2 nephews (only born 2 days apart) well, they are excibitionists and just love to strip down when all the family is there and prance around the house w/o a care in the world. Thankfully, they're only 16 monthes...not 16 years..

carnation · #13 08-28-2002, 03:20 PM

True and Embarrassing Story from about 1987:

Ballerina(at age 3) to doctor: You're a boy!

Somewhat shy doctor: I sure am!

Ballerina: So you have a penis!

(dead silence from doctor and Carnation)

MuAZD · #14 08-28-2002, 03:40 PM

Omg carnation-too funny!
I really don't remember anything I said embarrassing, although I'm sure there are quite a few. But I do remember something my cousin, who was maybe two at the time, said to me that embarrassed the heck out of me. I used to have this really big mole on my leg (which has since been removed) and my cousin came up to me, pointed at it and said..eww poop! I was soooo embarrassed after that

juniorgrrl · #15 08-28-2002, 05:00 PM

When I was little and used to tell the story of Cinderella, I'd end it with "and she got a beautiful dress, and she and the prince would go balling"

Once, in church, my dad was playing with me and pretended to bite my finger. I screamed "OW HE BIT ME!" loud enough for all to hear.

Another time in church, I was misbehaving, and someone took me by the arm to bring me outside and I screamed "YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM!"