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Old 04-07-2011, 06:52 AM
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Woman Uses Vagina To Stash (a lot of) Drugs And Cash

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A Scranton, Pennsylvania, woman was discovered with dozens of bags of heroin hidden in her vagina — and cash! — after a car crash Sunday. The woman was suspected in a burglary of the local Dunmore Inn, and was taken into custody after crashing her car.

Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas began feeling the sting of all those tiny bags, and "After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters," read the police report, "Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina." Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

I understand the point of hiding the drugs but damn 22 cents..like really?! Why would someone put money to include CHANGE in their vagina? Brings new meaning to the term "dirty money". This is why I never carry cash.

- The saying, "Its like throwing a hotdog in a hallway" instantly popped in my head after reading this.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:36 AM
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Eww!
I guess she thought her HOO-ha was lined in gold

"excuse me, miss. Do you have change for a five?"
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:25 AM
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This gives a whole new perspective to that vagina/clown car joke.
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:42 AM
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I don't even like touching older dollar bills or dirty change with my hands... eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.............

(I know that this makes me sound princessy, but I don't care. Old dollar bills are gross.)
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:46 AM
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Kids these days...what happened to the old fashioned swallowing it method?
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:47 AM
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I don't even like touching older dollar bills or dirty change with my hands... eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.............

(I know that this makes me sound princessy, but I don't care. Old dollar bills are gross.)
I don't even like touching older, dirty or monstrously huge vaginas . . .
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:50 AM
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This gives a whole new perspective to that vagina/clown car joke.
That was my first thought when i read the name of the thread, too! Desperation makes people do awful things.
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Old 04-07-2011, 11:36 AM
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Desperation makes people do awful things.
It’s kind of like the story that I saw on the show ‘1000 Ways to Die’, where this guy was pulled over – he was out on parole, he was drunk, he had a prostitute with him, and his pants were around his ankles. He realized that he had pepper spray sitting in his middle console, which is a violation of his parole. To hide it, he decided to put it you-know-where. He was asked to get out of the car, and he was acting kind of ridiculous; stumbling and falling into the officer. The officer shoved him back a bit, up against the car, and well… the pepper spray canister broke. It immediately started eating away at his insides, and he died.


I don’t care how “desperate” I am… never would I even THINK about doing anything like this. People are crazy.
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Old 04-07-2011, 12:30 PM
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I think the story is more interesting than gross. I've thought about how to engineer a hygienic canister than can be used to transport valuable goods inside the vagina. You can fit some pretty large items in there without even feeling it.

Seems like a pretty safe place to use for the transportation of small valuables.
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Old 04-07-2011, 12:49 PM
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Make the pu**y fart.

Ying Yang in dis thang.

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Old 04-07-2011, 12:51 PM
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I think the story is more interesting than gross. I've thought about how to engineer a hygienic canister than can be used to transport valuable goods inside the vagina. You can fit some pretty large items in there without even feeling it.

Seems like a pretty safe place to use for the transportation of small valuables.
lol I had similar thoughts.

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Old 04-07-2011, 01:34 PM
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Make the pu**y fart.

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Old 04-07-2011, 01:41 PM
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:07 PM
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reminds me of this guy

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news...ls-syringe-ncx
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:21 PM
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What on earth? lol
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