50 Fun things to do in a Final....

[NinjaPoodle]

50 Fun things to do in a final that does not matter (i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15
minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some
gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got
the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's
left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm
SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a
jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to
every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are
you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max
level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be
creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the
country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry
Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.
Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your
head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be
as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make
one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.
Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be
taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let
them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of
the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to
another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If
it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
etc..).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and
answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the
instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving
after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point
during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on
above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put
on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera"
until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know
the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you
belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your
right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say
"you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our
Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore
the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to
leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the
River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you
could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most
equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life
story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and
shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through
the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad
circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious...
like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just
failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam,
with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you
see fit."

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any
question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they
do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent
to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90
degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are
asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student
Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on
musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told
you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"

[NoShame_Gamma]

I love it! Hilarious!

So, have you tried any of them?

[mmcat]

funnny stuff...
but too much time on your hands.
lol
mmcat

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
50 Fun things to do in a final that does not matter (i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
integral symbol.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm
SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a
jerk the instructor is.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to
every lecture all semester long! What's the deal?

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be
as vulgar as possible.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.
Blame it on the person nearest to you.

22.If
it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
etc..).

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say
"you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our
Lives is on!!!"

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
anything you can reach.

Hee, hee. I've actually done those. Not on college finals, but on high school tests. And, did very well on the tests! Maybe that's why a lot my teachers couldn't stand me...

They forgot #51 & 52:
51. Swipe the remote control from your class tv and hide it under your shirt. Turn the tv on and off. Turn it on a "frying" station and turn up the volume up as loud as it goes.

52. Make fart noises. Pick the most proper student and say "----- farted!"

I've done both of those in high school too.

[BearyCuteAPhi]

Funny but I'd never do it.

Ronnie

[hbaphi]

That's great fun ... I showed up drunk to my finite math exam ... made a B on it ... my prof was so impressed, he threw out the grades I made all semester .. not bad

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I walked into a final exam half an hour late after oversleeping. I should have brought my pillow and blanket because I practically fell asleep in the middle of it.

[SoCalGirl]

During my OChem exam I took 3 naps. Three hour exams are too damn long after pulling an all nighter. I HAD to sleep. The TAs had to keep on checking on me. On top of the lack of sleep I hadn't eaten and was getting dizzy. I mentioned that to one TA and he's like "You can run up and down the stairs if you want". K, I'm about to pass out from lack of sleep and you want me to run stairs in an auditorium of 300 people taking a final! Damn it man just let me sleep!

ps I PASSED the test

On my biochem final I was BEYOND !@#$%^. I proceeded to color in all the letters and answers. My answers consisted of things like "See you in summer school!" "Enjoy your vacation!" What's crazy is when I showed up I asked the TA just to mark that I'd been there so I could leave. But he's all like "No, it's easy take the test, trust me" SCREW HIM!

[phikappapsiman]

Those are great!...I have done the one where I left after 30 minutes into the test. I got up, said, "God...that was TOO EASY!" and turned it in...It was SO MUCH FUN to see the looks on the other students faces Oh, by the way, I took the class pass/fail, so I knew that I did enough to pass anyway!