I'm just too embarrassed when we...(not for the sensitive)

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Originally Posted by rndiva1908

even saw a lady once strolling in the mall, belly out for miles with a halter top on. It wasn't the halter top that disgust me so much, it was the fact the she had on NO BRA and was "lactating" through her top all while strolling like she was auditioning for ANTM! Before seeing her, I was going to stop at Ms. Field's cookies before calling it a day. But once I saw that, I immediately lost my appetite....after vomiting in my mouth of course!

You should have went to Mrs. Fields to get your cookies anyway and after that you could've stepped to her and said:

"Excuse me. Can I get some milk for these cookies?" *lol*

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Originally Posted by PearlGirl08

OMG..ladies..

My sister showed me this. The clip is of a little boy who stole his grandmothers car because he was mad with his mom. He picked up his little friend for a ride. He hit several things on his driving spree then was later caught.


The interviewer asked: "Did you know that you could have killed somebody?"


The little boy said: "I know, but I dont care..I just wanted to do hoodrat things with my friend!'


SMH

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dKN64o-vHyU


** I admit it..I laughed, but because it was so pathetic.

i am shocked into silence...

never mind. funny, but sad, but funny again. and that grandma knows she beat his behind anyway lmao!

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Originally Posted by Little32

But that boy needs to be BEAT (not spanked), on a daily basis, for the next year or something.

Do any of yall remember when the late comedian Robin Harris said that as a kid, his mother used to beat his behind while playing a blues album that had a scratch in it ("I'll whoop ya' when I wanna *whack*, when I wanna *whack*, when I wanna *whack....")

Well if I was this kid's daddy, I would've taken it one step further and beat his behind while playing the soundtrack to Blazing Saddles, and make lyrics appropriate to the situation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tyhpt6_pwc

While he may never watch another Mel Brooks movie in his life, he'll be sure to walk the straight and narrow.