God this is off color, but... - Page 8

skip101 · #**106** 01-29-2002, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by KillarneyRose

Actually, it's a gerbil, not a hampster. One of my sisters is an ER doc and assures me that, yes, it does happen and, yes, sometimes it gets stuck and I can't really say anymore because I just had lunch and am getting woozy!

a kid in my dorm had an x-ray of some guy with D cell batteries up his butt.

The1calledTKE · #**107** 01-29-2002, 04:18 PM

One of my fraternity brothers was in the Navy before he joined TKE. He worked on the base's hospital. He said one time a girl came in because she had a glass coke bottle stuck up in her .. well you know. Apperently the vaccum effect took hold in the confined "space" and that why it was stuck there. They had to saw off the bottom of the bottle to release the air so the bottle would come out.

Peaches-n-Cream · #**108** 01-29-2002, 04:29 PM

WTF?!

A coke douche! This stuff is too funny!

ZetaLuvBunny · #**109** 01-29-2002, 05:35 PM

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!! I'm in TEARS!!!! I'm CHOKING!!! HELP!!! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Sounds like there are some CREATIVE PERVERTS out there!

ErikaXO · #**110** 01-29-2002, 07:56 PM

To the other "Ladies of Maturity...." LOL......this is why older women are better in the sack

!!!!!!! But seriously, I'd love to be this paragon of delicacy and virtue and say that my attitudes changed when I got married, but......uh, no. I just don't see what is so gross about your own bodily fluids. I mean, not to be graphic, but are you nearly as offended by the smell of your own gas as you are someone else's? You pop your own zits don't you? We females have certain monthly issues to deal with, right? So what's the big deal? First of all, unless you have a problem down there it really doesn't taste or smell offensive. Second, it isn't like he is going to be smothered in stuff....I don't know. And as for the other person's various bodily features, why are you having sex with someone in the first place if you are so squeamish about their body? If I am comfortable enough with someone to sleep with them, I can't really think of anything that is going to gross me out....there are safe-sex issues that non-monogamous couples need to deal with but outside of that, what the f*ck? To me, there is a lot more to sex than just the old in-and-out. Just my old lady opinion!!!!!!

I have "snowballed" my husband just so he would have to see what it tastes like!!!! Personally I think the female "secretion" is much better than the male's. He was cool with it.

As to the anal bead thing.....don't get me started!!!!!! I have a hilarious story there but there is no way I am sharing it on GC!!!!!! Let's just say, Lifesaver, yes you can get into ALL kinds of troub le there....if you actually had to go get them extracted.....HOW HUMILIATING!!!!!

ZetaLuvBunny · #**111** 01-29-2002, 11:05 PM

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lifesaver · #**112** 01-30-2002, 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO
As to the anal bead thing.....don't get me started!!!!!! I have a hilarious story there but there is no way I am sharing it on GC!!!!!! Let's just say, Lifesaver, yes you can get into ALL kinds of troub le there....if you actually had to go get them extracted.....HOW HUMILIATING!!!!!

HAHAHAH Oh my god. YOU have to share. Not specific details about how it happend, we can guess what you were doing, but WE ARE Dying to know the embarassment part! How do you explain to the ER docs? "Um, I slipped.." AHAHHAHAHAHHAH Priceless. I love GC sometimes. Made my day....

audra · #**113** 01-30-2002, 12:25 PM

Tom Earp · #**114** 01-30-2002, 06:28 PM

I keep rereading this and do not understand. It either has been so long or dementia has set in! I wish I could talk about someof the things you are talking about, BUT IT HAS BEEN SO LONG!
NO NOT THAT LONG SLONG DONG! Juat a long time for you know Pookie Pookie!

If I had my choice, I would be in Hawaii or Tenn! Well maybe in Texas or Australia! Or hell if I had my choice, anyplace! What were we talking about!

ZetaLuvBunny · #**115** 01-30-2002, 08:02 PM

Tom...have you finally gone off your rocker?!? j/k Hey I live in Tennessee and let me tell you it's not that great. The weather here is PSYCHO!!! just two days ago it was flooding & in the 20s & 30s, today it is sunny humid & 70 degrees!!! Tomorrow it's going to thunderstorm...maybe tornadoes.

shultzz · #**116** 01-30-2002, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO
To the other "Ladies of Maturity...." LOL......this is why older women are better in the sack

Older women are better in the sack? I'll be the judge of that contest.

shultzz · #**117** 01-30-2002, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO
Well, Shultzz, rumor is that women hit their sexual peak in their 30s. I don't know.

Lifesaver, I will make

I dont know either, but if their was a contest between women in their 20s vs 30s I would want to be the judge.

shopgirl · #**118** 01-31-2002, 02:51 AM

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lifesaver and EriKaXO......you're seriously killing me!!!

This thread is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AOIIAngel · #**119** 01-31-2002, 08:10 AM

OMG Erika, I am sorry but that is the funniest thing I have yet to see on this totally freakish thread!!! I swear, I could live on GC alone for the rest of my life and never stop laughing!!!!

lifesaver · #**120** 01-31-2002, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO
...and POP! The last bead disappeared into male B

OMG I AM DYING OVER HERE!! That image is imprented into my mind. I can only imagine the look on "female A's" face when she realized what had happened, only to be trumped by the look on "male B's" face when he found out what had happened.

god I cant stop laughing. Everyone in my office is looking at me.

help.....air....cant breathe....
aughhhhh