Funny stuff - Page 3

1908Revelations · #31 05-25-2007, 03:04 PM

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so
much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said,
"What a cute baby you have.
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have
20/20 vision. "

"That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he
needed glasses."

AlethiaSi · #32 05-25-2007, 04:06 PM

Myspace and facebook meet for the first time

romeo and juliet reenacted by contemporary college kids

the lost diaries of your stuffed animals

train of thought on a long car ride

i have more... but i dug through the archives for these today... and i dont' want to put them all in one place

AlethiaSi · #33 06-01-2007, 07:49 PM

Lee Hotti PSA

High Times

Sexual Harassment Employee Video

James · #34 06-01-2007, 08:07 PM

Ok this one is just freaking hysterical. Bunch of metro guys getting bashed.

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Lee Hotti PSA

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AlethiaSi · #35 06-19-2007, 01:01 AM

wok it out

ok, this is my friend jake and his rich white boy friends doing a parody of UNK's "walk it out".... So funny

and this is him doing standup:
part 1
part 2
part 3

I thought it was amusing plus he's like my little bro, wanted to know what you guys thought of it, him and his friends have been featured on collegehumor and a few other big sites.

Tom Earp · #36 06-21-2007, 02:52 PM

Wow, I tried this type of post several times and it got deleted.

Congratualtions on getting it on and not deleted!

Just guess that did show how small some people were/are!

AlphaFrog · #37 06-21-2007, 02:53 PM

That's because this thread is FUNNY....not your sexist, racist junk mail.

Tom Earp · #38 06-22-2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

That's because this thread is FUNNY....not your sexist, racist junk mail.

Hm, in the eye of the beholder isn't it?

Did not see anything any different from some of the things that I passed along!

Your normal dissertation of Self Rightiousness?;

)

Oh you are to funny!

Tom Earp · #39 06-22-2007, 04:07 PM

Is this OKAY?

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Costco when
they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she' s wearing tight white shorts, a halter
top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."