Oh, I hear that ALL the time...

[Rain Man]

More FAQ/FMS:

"Didja hit/pound it?" (Usually asked by either my oldest or youngest brother or by a non-Christian colleague when I tell them I went out on a date with a woman--as a result I started to only mention such events to only Christian friends).

"Did you take/pass the CPA exam?" OMG, do you know how flippin' difficult that is to pass? Heck, I failed the Auditing portion by 1 point and I studied that mess forwards and backwards and in my sleep.

"I saw your brother today" That is one of the most annoying phrases I hear. First of all, I have 7 of them, 5 on my mom's side, 2 on my dad's, so I don't know who you are talking about. When asked specifically who they say, the response is usually, "I don't know his name, but I saw him at [location]". Usually, to avoid confrontation, my response to the original statement is to the effect of "That's nice" or "That's wonderful".

[whiteandblack]

"do you work out, are you a personal trainer, did you run track in high school?" no to all.

I get the why don't you smile more often question, also.

[DSTCHAOS]

People always assume I'm younger than I am.

I like that.

[OrangeMoon]

You have a pretty smile. Why don't you ever smile?

[Dionysus]

I thought of some...

"I saaaaw you rollin' your eyes at me HEFFA!" I guess this would be a variation of "you look mean".

When I see old friends, "Have you graduated, YET?" Come on, five years in undergrad isn't THAT long!

"Oh my, you have a deep voice! Do you sing?" It's not that deep, I don't sound like a man or anything.

"You have to be 21 to do _____" Yes, I do look 16, don't be jealous!

"Girl, is you mixed wit Indian?" No comment.

"Can I have some of your _____?" NO! It's MINE! Get your your own damn _____! Yes, I'm spoiled like that. Sharing sucks! Don't be hating because I only gave you only one french fry or nacho chip. That's what some peeps get for gambling up all of their money.

"You are soooooo cheap!" No, it's just that I don't have that much money. Also, I'm sorry, but i'm above paying (extra) for certain stuff.

[nonchalant]

Originally Posted by FeeFee

"You look so much younger"

Ditto!! I also get the following:

You are so cute, pretty, fine, sexy, etc.

You have a big @$$ to be so little.

Do you have any emotions?

You are so nonchalant.

You're so hard to read.

You got some good..............

You're a b*tch.

You're mean.

You're spoiled.

You're scared to settle down or open up.

The list goes on..........

[ShamikaT]

Originally Posted by GoldenGlow2000

Is that your real hair? (Its to the middle of my back-When I 1st met my ex boyfriend's grandmother, she pulled my ponytail when I wasn't looking, to see if that was true!)
What are you mixed with? (75 percent black and about 25 percent chinese)
How old are you? (I look younger than my age. Hey, I'm short and petite!)

Just because she didn't pull yo ponytail it doesn't mean that your hair is not fake. You prolly got some strong weave right thurr!

You is a chinegro huh? Ain't no thang but a chicken wang! That is yo last name, right? Lemme stop, yall.

[Gyrl7]

Originally Posted by ShamikaT

Just because she didn't pull yo ponytail it doesn't mean that your hair is not fake. You prolly got some strong weave right thurr!

You is a chinegro huh? Ain't no thang but a chicken wang! That is yo last name, right? Lemme stop, yall.

CTHUUUUUUUUUUUUU@Shamika T, girl please stop, you are killing.......