Do you STILL have How Comes???

[lil_sunshine]

HC I found out my 5 year old goddaughter is learning history and math in kindergarten?
HC my daddy's having a mid-life crisis?
HC he wants to buy a huge hearse-mobile aka a hoochie-mobile aka a gas guzzler aka a Yukon Denali XL (his excuse is that he never had a new car before and he wanted to get one)?
HC this same man says, "Anything for education," but now he's cryin' broke and acts like he doesn't wanna support me as a college student?
HC this same man would toss a couple of hundreds in my half-sister's face, even AFTER he found out she used it to stack up her baby daddy's commisary and to buy herself an ounce of weed?
HC my mother is still with this insane bastard AFTER she found out about my half-sister years ago?
HC my mother is still with this man AFTER she found out from his family members that he's NEVER going to marry her, even after she had his five children, myself being the eldest?

Sorry for the book, but I just had to vent this frustration before I exploded!!!

[littlelady]

HC I got the cutest outfit to wear to the upcoming Jay Z, Ginuwine, R Kelly and Jagged Edge concert

HC I got extremely good seats

HC I want to change my major, I just can't make up my mind!

HC I still haven't got Jill Scott's new CD

HC I noticed everyone on Good Times moves so damn fast

HC Toni Braxton named her son Denim?!? What next, Suede?

[littlelady]

HC people call boot cut pants boot leg pants
HC people say Bath and Bodys sprays wrong like Jupiter Breeze instead of Juniper Breeze
HC people will bu a Prada bag but not their car note?
HC UnCut on BET is just a poor excuse to show pornos
HC girls will get in a video and shake it fast for these fugly rappers? Not to say they should shake it fast in a video, but if your going to do it, can it at least be for an attractive rapper?
HC Free from 106 and Park changes her hair everyday and AJ can't even decide if he wants cornrows or dreds?

[Hollyg]

How Come I have my employee evaluation today
How come it has been cancelled two other times
How come the whole office wants the supervisor gone
How come she slams doors and throws things when she is upset with us
How come that gives me a tummy ache
How come half of the questions are about her performance
How come I designed a portfolio of my work
How come she's going to be pissed
How come I'm going to be cheesin
How come we all deserve a raise for dealing with her
How come Question 8, asks "How have I (your supervisor) helped your performance during this performacne period?
How come I should leave it blank

[IU Intelligence]

HC I wanted to go to the R. Kelly, Jay-Z, Ginuwine, Jagged Edge, Public Announcement Concert?

HC by the time I tried to get tickets they were all sold out!!!???

HC I'm hoping that they will add another show?

HC unfortunately I attended High School and college with a (so-called) rapper who's video gets heavy rotation on UnCut?

[Disclaimer] I only know this because a highschool friend brought it to my attention so I stayed up to watch it one night. [End of Disclaimer]

HC it's the one where he's asking to smell it or something?

HC I woudn't let him sniff an armpit?

HC he used to be known as Fat Mack ?

HC his real name is Jesus (Hey-zeus)?

HC in highschool he never had a girlfriend and had those nasty looking nerds bumps on the back of his head?

HC he looked like his neck stank?

HC I can't believe that just because he has a (homemade) video on low budget BET UnCut girls are all of sudden flocking?


HC I'm going to leave Fat Mack alone and get back to work?

[AKA2D '91]

HC
I'm back ya'll?
I had to recuperate from the EXPERIENCE called MAXWELL and thangs?
that SO and SO got the freak off?
oh, let me tell ya'll bout Angie...
she came out ON TIME?
she was on stage for about 40 minutes?
she GOT THE FREAK OFF, TOO?
there wasn't ANY lip synching?
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT?
we couldn't bring our cameras?
I couldn't get you all that picture?
anyway...
Maxwell?
um um um?
that negro had sistas up in there all HOT and bothered?
I was up there "fanning" myself?
my boyfriend was looking at me on the sly?
I lmao?
I didn't care?
that was MAXWELL on stage?
that so and so was on stage for ALMOST 2 hours?
you know it was a hot mess up in there, up in there?
I said I know alot of babies were conceived Sunday night?
I had to take a 1/2 day yesterday?
I just couldn't get there (to work)?
that dayum Maxwell just...?
I reminded myself of that Mary J's song..."Never been touched" when she says "mmm mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmmmmm"?
that so and so will make you say that kind of chit?
you can't even speak WORDS and thangs?
HELP THE CHIL'REN?
Maxwell's speaking voice is just so....?
WHEEEEEEEEEEW?
HOTT DOGG?
GOOD GOOBIDIE GOO?
I truly went there with good goobidie goo?
you just had to be there?
IF THE SO AND SO COMES TO YOUR AREA, GET THERE?
it's a MUST?
DAYUM?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
HC
I'm back ya'll?
I had to recuperate from the EXPERIENCE called MAXWELL and thangs?
that SO and SO got the freak off?
oh, let me tell ya'll bout Angie...
she came out ON TIME?
she was on stage for about 40 minutes?
she GOT THE FREAK OFF, TOO?
there wasn't ANY lip synching?
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT?
we couldn't bring our cameras?
I couldn't get you all that picture?
anyway...
Maxwell?
um um um?
that negro had sistas up in there all HOT and bothered?
I was up there "fanning" myself?
my boyfriend was looking at me on the sly?
I lmao?
I didn't care?
that was MAXWELL on stage?
that so and so was on stage for ALMOST 2 hours?
you know it was a hot mess up in there, up in there?
I said I know alot of babies were conceived Sunday night?
I had to take a 1/2 day yesterday?
I just couldn't get there (to work)?
that dayum Maxwell just...?
I reminded myself of that Mary J's song..."Never been touched" when she says "mmm mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmmmmm"?
that so and so will make you say that kind of chit?
you can't even speak WORDS and thangs?
HELP THE CHIL'REN?
Maxwell's speaking voice is just so....?
WHEEEEEEEEEEW?
HOTT DOGG?
GOOD GOOBIDIE GOO?
I truly went there with good goobidie goo?
you just had to be there?
IF THE SO AND SO COMES TO YOUR AREA, GET THERE?
it's a MUST?
DAYUM?

HC ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY?!?!?!
HC You sound like you are swooning?
HC this is a whole 'nother side of you?
HC you sound like ol girl in The 5 Heartbeats who swooned when they performed @ the Apollo?
HC I am glad YOU had a good concert experience?
HC you got your money's worth?

HC today I TAUGHT?
HC it felt good?
HC something I said had a girl come to me to seek help for a friend?
HC I am glad I was obedient to the voice of God?
HC in my other class, the Pudd'nhead Wilson discussion, these white students tried to say BLACKS are racist and that the Black Panthers were equivalent to KKK!?!?!?1
HC OOOOOOOOO I might have to show these mojos PANTHER?
HC I told them that BLACKS cannot be racist but EVERYONE is PREJUDICED?
HC I had to steer the convo away from that before they saw a side of me that might not have been tooooooo pretty?
HC I did have to tell them a little something something about the BPP?
HC just because it had BLACK in it they felt it had a RACIST slant to it?
HC whites (not ALL, some) make things that are about BLACK EMPOWERMENT be deemed RACIST?!!?!?
HC we have to use various forms of organization such as the BPP, NAACP, SCLC, DST, KAP, OPP, AKA, APA, etc. in order to get what WE as a community need?
HC the NAACP continues to call us COLORED?
HC they need a name change?
HC I am serious for REAL?


HC BP does NOT turn the NOTES LIGHT off as soooooon as I read the mofo notes?
HC they really think I want to use their voice mail/voice dating, etc.?
HC I have an admirer but his azzzzzzzz is in FLORIDA?
HC I have people hitting me up from CO but I don't never see none of those mojos approach me while I am out and about in the Social Abyss that is Columbus, Ohio?

[Steeltrap]

HC some people don't realize that racism relates to power?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
GOOD GOOBIDIE GOO?
I truly went there with good goobidie goo?

HC I LMAO @ that?
HC I was about to put out an APB on your azz?
HC I thought you ran away with Maxwell?
HC I wanna know what you think about his ambiguous lyrics now?

HC I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Serenity & stillwater15?
HC I love the way GC tells you when it's someone's bday?

[Serenity]

Originally posted by Ideal08
HC I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Serenity & stillwater15?
HC I love the way GC tells you when it's someone's bday?

HC thank you for the birthday shout out?
HC I love the way GC tells you when it's someone's birthday too?
HC I forgot my age was gonna be displayed for all to see?
HC that's ok cuz I still look good?
HC I took the day off from work today?
HC my friend tricked me into telling her what time I was taking my son to school?
HC she surprised me with roses and gifts this morning as I was living to take my son to school?
HC she was late for work because of it?
HC I got all teary and emotional so early in the morning?
HC this better not be a sign of old age?
HC my friend bought me a book I already read for my gift?
HC I will be reading that book again and loving it?
HC I have had a really great bday?
HC 29 ain't so bad!!

[AKA2D '91]

HC

those lyrics ain't all dat ambiguous NOW?
LMAO?
peeps seated near me were discussing that SAME issue?
when that so and so got on that stage and was moving around...
hc that wasn't even much an issue anymore?
that SO AND SO did a freakin handstand?
I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT?
oh my GAWD?
guurrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllll?
naw, I ain't run away wit him, I'm satisfied with what I got?
it is good to have FANtacies?
when I have my son, his name will be MAXWELL?
that Toni Braxton chit is a hot mess?
I did like the fact she gave the child her maiden name?
I plan on doing the SAME thing, regardless of the child's sex?
why not?
I'm keeping my last name when I wed?

*************************
HC
I'm watching these Billboard awards?
it should be mandatory that these peeps do not lip sync?
I HATE lip synching?
I think ya'll know that by now?
ANGIE, ALICIA, AND EVE set it OFF with that Black Brother performance?
I bet the "others" couldn't get with that?
Angie said at the concert that that song should be our new ANTHEM, like "I'm Black and I'm Proud" was back in the 60's?
Their performance deserved a standing ovation?
Michelle of DC looked good in her outfit?
I liked that Green?
Bernie Mac is KRAZY?
I don't think peeps are feeling him, though?

[darling1]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
HC

those lyrics ain't all dat ambiguous NOW?
LMAO?
peeps seated near me were discussing that SAME issue?
when that so and so got on that stage and was moving around...
hc that wasn't even much an issue anymore?
that SO AND SO did a freakin handstand?
I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT?
oh my GAWD?
guurrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllll?
naw, I ain't run away wit him, I'm satisfied with what I got?
it is good to have FANtacies?
when I have my son, his name will be MAXWELL?
that Toni Braxton chit is a hot mess?
I did like the fact she gave the child her maiden name?
I plan on doing the SAME thing, regardless of the child's sex?
why not?
I'm keeping my last name when I wed?

*************************
HC
I'm watching these Billboard awards?
it should be mandatory that these peeps do not lip sync?
I HATE lip synching?
I think ya'll know that by now?
ANGIE, ALICIA, AND EVE set it OFF with that Black Brother performance?
I bet the "others" couldn't get with that?
Angie said at the concert that that song should be our new ANTHEM, like "I'm Black and I'm Proud" was back in the 60's?
Their performance deserved a standing ovation?
Michelle of DC looked good in her outfit?
I liked that Green?
Bernie Mac is KRAZY?
I don't think peeps are feeling him, though?

HC


EVE looked a hot mess with the matching boot and hair combo?

Gwen Stefani from No Doubt is forever rockin' candy cane socks with every outfit??

Janet can make ANY outfit look good?

Beyonce' couldn't come her nappy head?

Lil' Massa P.. I mean Lil Romeo's mama brought her pocketbook onstage when her son accepted his award??

[exquizit]

HC I really wanted to Maxwell too?
HC money was funny?
HC even the change wasn't actin right?

HC I know maxwell is sexy?
HC I watched his unplugged?
HC Novella has met her fuchababyfavah?
HC I know she's gonna get me?


HC Regulatah should check her mail?
HC?

HC Happy Founder's day to Sphinx, TOA &
The men of Alpha Phi Alpha

HC I'm looking forward to January?
HC I'm gonna spend time with some very dear friends?
HC They really are a blessing?

HC I KNOW I failed a final tonight?
HC Nothing I studied was on the test?
HC I cried?
HC Cause I lost sleep and everything studying that mess?
HC Teachers?
HC Yall betta not do that to your students?

HC Goodnight yall?

[darling1]

Originally posted by prayerfull
HC someone needs to "break the cycle of anger" over on the General Forum - Greek Like board.

HC y'all know what I'm talking about.

HC there needs to be an Intervention.

HC maybe there just needs to be a SHUT DOWN of the thread.

HC I've been feeling really NAUSEOUS since yesterday.

HC I also keep feeling like I'm going to blackout.

HC if I'm pregnant, I'm going to SUE my doctor - because I've had my tubes tied.

HC I've been thinking lately that I need to have him go back in and tie a double and tripple knot on those tubes.

HC my husband keeps saying that is sperm is POWERFUL and can get through my tied tubes (sorry y'all for that mental graphic).

HC I laugh my behind off whenever he says that.

HC I'm not going to be laughing if that is true and I end up pregnant.

HC you rarely find a black man willing to get a vasectomy.

HC white women are always talking about how their husbands went ahead and did the procedure.

HC our brothas ain't trying to let someone put them to sleep while someone messes around with their stuff.

HC we're having Thansgiving dinner with my birth mother - who I was just reunited with a few months ago.

HC I'm still having issues about finding out that she's white.

HC it's not really an issue, it was just shocking to find out and get used to.

HC it really hit me when she told me the other day "oh - bring your HIKING CLOTHES because we go on a 2 hour HIKE after Thanksgiving dinner".

HC I was like WTF? - LMBAO!!!

HC she was like "what's wrong?"

HC I was like "oh nothing".

HC I was thinking though this will be different because we're used to eating until we're stuffed, then sitting around the couch talking much mess about each other, then eating again, talking more smack and then taking naps (and eating again when we wake up).

HC I'm gonna have to consider my options about this whole "HIKING" thing.

HC Ideal08 must have closed down the other thread while I was in the middle of typing this Long A$$ HC, because when I hit Submit, the board DISSED me.

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I pray that all of you have a blessed Thanksgiving. Take the time to give God the Glory. For it is from Him all blessings flow.

hc

after a billion years i am reading the hc lists??

i am procrastinating???

i am so happy for prayerfull for having thanksgiving with her birth mother??

i'm falling out of chair laughing at prayerfull's husband regarding his sperm comment??

i have been on the net for 4 hours straight ?

i will probably be posting again in a few minutes

now i am addicted to this thread

i have a friend who is a bigger cow than me..teehee ?

[DeTeRm1NaT1on]

If its ok with everyone I'd like to post some myself.

HC life seems so hard?
HC I am too afraid to try and make friends in fear of being rejected?
HC sometimes I feel like giving up?
HC I keep on going?
HC people always seem to misinterpet(sp) what I say?
HC sometimes its harder to say "im wrong" than it is to say "your right"
HC I can seem so sure about something I want to do and then someone comes along and says "you shouldn't do that"
HC this is depressing me?
HC I will feel so much better after I'm done with the HC's? (lol)

ok im done