Kids say the funniest things

Special1920 · #1 12-02-2001, 01:35 AM

I'm in the store, and a man is in there with his son that looks about 4 or 5. The man behind the counter had on a turban, all of a sudden the little boy yells,"Daddy, look a genie can I make a wish"? OK, I fell out.......

A few years ago I'm in the store with my 2 nephews, 4 and 5. They are fasinated by people passing gas, you know how little boys act. Standing behind this lady, she cuts a silent one. The 4 year old screams, woo she "FARTED". I was out done.

What have you heard?

Diva1722 · #2 12-04-2001, 02:01 AM

I was at my friend baby shower and her six year old daughter was there as well. When it was time to cut the cake the mother the be said how cute the cake is the shape of a baby bootie(sp). The six year old yell Mom I don't see any baby booty! Everyone laugh because she thought the cake was the shape of a butt and not a shoe.

skywalker20_99 · #3 12-05-2001, 03:43 PM

Yesterday I stopped by my Aunt's house and her soon-to-be four year old was running around. I asked her if Santa was bringing her anything. Then I asked her if she thought he would bring me anything. She looks at me seriously and says "I think he will.". I said, "do you think Santa will bring me a new car." She looks at me, serious as a heart attack and says "Santa doesn't sell cars. He ONLY brings toys!!!!!!!!" I was cracking up.

PrettyKitty · #4 12-05-2001, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by skywalker20_99
Yesterday I stopped by my Aunt's house and her soon-to-be four year old was running around. I asked her if Santa was bringing her anything. Then I asked her if she thought he would bring me anything. She looks at me seriously and says "I think he will.". I said, "do you think Santa will bring me a new car." She looks at me, serious as a heart attack and says "Santa doesn't sell cars. He ONLY brings toys!!!!!!!!" I was cracking up.

lol

Japera1920 · #5 12-05-2001, 05:04 PM

My godchild told me over the phone (just recently) that she is tired of her "Mommy", tired of "Sissy" (that is what she calls her little sister) and tired of her "Husband". I ask her what is her husbands' name and she simply stated that she did not know but "I am just tired."

**she is ony 2 and going on 50.**

prettypoodle6 · #6 12-05-2001, 05:51 PM

im sitting in the movies watching soul food (so you know this was a while ago) and it was at the emotional part of the movie where big mama was in the hospital and about to die (everyone is all teary eyes and choked up).... so the scene switches from the hospital, straight to the grave site....

this kid in the back is hella loud and serious - "Mommy, why did the doctors kill her?"

Oh, the WHOLE theater fell out!

CJUS · #7 12-06-2001, 02:48 PM

I was in the grocery store a few months ago. My four year old was in the basket speaking to everybody that went by. WE finally go in line, and this old lady come up behind us.

My son: My mommy gon by me some peanut butter.
Old Lady: Peanut butter, I don't like peanut butter.
My son: I like peanut butter with jelly
Old Lady: I like peanut butter and jelly. It's good.
My son: Well why did you just say you don't like it then for.

I could have just melted away. If you would have heard him and saw that look on that lady face. I was too threw.

Sexy Mocha · #8 12-07-2001, 12:04 PM

Great topic!

I was on the bus the other day, when a little girl (about 5 or 6 years old) and her parents got on. The little girl kept insisting that her mother tell her when their stop is coming up so she could ring the bell. When it was time for them to get off, someone else who happened to be getting off at the same stop rang the bell. "WHO RANG THE BELL?!?" she yells. Apalled, the little girl turns around in her chair and looks toward the back of the bus to see who rang the bell before her. As she sees a lady getting up and heading towards the back door, she yells out "OH...I SEE THAT FAT LADY RANG IT!" I could have died! Her parents acted as if they did not hear her and quickly exited the bus via the front door.

DOVE1920 · #9 12-07-2001, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Sexy Mocha
Great topic!

I was on the bus the other day, when a little girl (about 5 or 6 years old) and her parents got on. The little girl kept insisting that her mother tell her when their stop is coming up so she could ring the bell. When it was time for them to get off, someone else who happened to be getting off at the same stop rang the bell. "WHO RANG THE BELL?!?" she yells. Apalled, the little girl turns around in her chair and looks toward the back of the bus to see who rang the bell before her. As she sees a lady getting up and heading towards the back door, she yells out "OH...I SEE THAT FAT LADY RANG IT!" I could have died! Her parents acted as if they did not hear her and quickly exited the bus via the front door.

LMAO!!!!

MIDWESTDIVA · #10 12-11-2001, 09:04 PM

My coworker and her son went to Blockbuster to rent movies. The manager at this particular Blockbuster is a midget. When her son saw the midget, he yelled "There are elves in here!" She wanted to hide under one of those tapes.