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09-13-2005, 10:05 AM
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This is definitely not in our "Chapter Management Guide."
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09-13-2005, 10:19 AM
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Re: The Joys of Advising.. (Warning - Adult Content)
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Originally posted by lifesaver
ya so thats my random ass question but i figured you might have an idea...
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Did anyone else catch this pun? 
But yeah, damn. I would never have asked one of my advisors anything like that! How is it possible that a fraternity guy doesn't have anyone else that he can ask that question of? 
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09-13-2005, 10:25 AM
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I think you need to call in the expert on this one.
Where's Rudey?
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09-13-2005, 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by AXiD670
I think you need to call in the expert on this one.
Where's Rudey?
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I like causing pain and hurting people so I wouldn't be much help here.
-Rudey
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09-13-2005, 12:30 PM
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I finally found it! It's under "Legalities" and simply says, "Sue the sick bastage for unnatural sexual acts."
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09-13-2005, 12:33 PM
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You must be one heck of an advisor!  
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09-13-2005, 12:43 PM
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shouldn't that info be in your pledge manuals?
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09-13-2005, 04:23 PM
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And here we thought they would be prepared......after initiation and the goat.......
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09-13-2005, 04:45 PM
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And here we thought they would be prepared......after initiation and the goat.......
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ROFLMAO
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09-13-2005, 05:37 PM
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And here we thought they would be prepared......after initiation and the goat.......
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Well, maybe it's more that the goat didn't complain.... the girl did.
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09-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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From an old commercial jingle...
"Vaseline Petroleum Jelly, your First Aid kit in a jar..."
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09-13-2005, 06:04 PM
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I am appaled at this thread.
I must be getting OLD! 
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09-14-2005, 12:46 AM
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Maybe he has you confused with that 'Talk Sex with Sue' lady.
Are you going to respond back to him?
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09-14-2005, 02:19 PM
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Re: Re: The Joys of Advising.. (Warning - Adult Content)
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Did anyone else catch this pun?
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Amazing how comma placement can make all the difference in the world, huh. lol.
At any rate, I saw him last night and he was wanting to know. I told him to wait till AFTER the rush function was over.
Once it was over I told him that I'd email him some links he could read up on and that should help. Also, the websites I read suggested it was all about lots of lube, relaxation and lots of trust for her to enjoy it.
Then I got all wigged out that I was actually answering the question and quickly changed the subject.
Last edited by lifesaver; 09-14-2005 at 02:26 PM.
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09-14-2005, 02:35 PM
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Re: Re: Re: The Joys of Advising.. (Warning - Adult Content)
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Amazing how comma placement can make all the difference in the world, huh. lol.
At any rate, I saw him last night and he was wanting to know. I told him to wait till AFTER the rush function was over.
Once it was over I told him that I'd email him some links he could read up on and that should help. Also, the websites I read suggested it was all about lots of lube, relaxation and lots of trust for her to enjoy it.
Then I got all wigged out that I was actually answering the question and quickly changed the subject.
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A very grown-up answer. I think you sound like a good advisor. Congrats. 
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