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09-07-2005, 04:23 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Somewhere on DAT KRYPTONITE!!
Posts: 3,232
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Originally posted by ProspeKt
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Man: C'mon now, Vera, put that razor away!
[pulls gun] I'm warnin' ya, put that razor away, or I'm gonna shoot your pinky toe off!
Woman: Oh! Now your gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.
Man: B@%$h, I'm not playin'. You gonna be the nine-toe havingest, limpin'est b&%$h in Harlem, you don't put that razor away!
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Harlem Nights
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
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09-07-2005, 04:57 AM
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GreekChat Member
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 107
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Quote:
Originally posted by lostnfound117
Harlem Nights
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Let me tell you about the time I almost died."
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09-07-2005, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: MS
Posts: 156
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Originally posted by ProspeKt
"Let me tell you about the time I almost died."
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Fallen
"It's amazing the things you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror" (I'm pretty sure that's how the line goes)
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09-07-2005, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Insomnia
Posts: 979
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Hollow Man.
Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!
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09-07-2005, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 107
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Originally posted by Tickled Pink 2
Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!
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Next Friday?
"Man give da lil nigga his ball back."
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09-07-2005, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: I'm not into labels.
Posts: 732
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Quote:
Originally posted by ProspeKt
Next Friday?
"Man give da lil nigga his ball back."
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Boyz in the Hood
"Prom queen??!!?? Now you ain't nothing but a prom feen"
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09-07-2005, 09:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Insomnia
Posts: 979
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New Jack City
You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.
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09-07-2005, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,492
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Purple Rain
I have been drinking Tequilla shots, my hormones are raging out of control...
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09-07-2005, 10:40 PM
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GreekChat Member
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 997
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Quote:
Originally posted by Neosoulchild
Purple Rain
I have been drinking Tequilla shots, my hormones are raging out of control...
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The Best Man
"You don't want your baby coming outta the womb talking 'bout where the liquor at, you know what I'm saying?"
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"When I wake up, everything I went through will be beautiful." Jill Scott
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09-07-2005, 10:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: STL
Posts: 320
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Quote:
Originally posted by Proverbs31
The Best Man
"You don't want your baby coming outta the womb talking 'bout where the liquor at, you know what I'm saying?"
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Deliver us from Eva
here goes: "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A Royale with cheese."
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1908-2008
100 years of sumpreme service for all mankind!
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09-07-2005, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Somewhere on DAT KRYPTONITE!!
Posts: 3,232
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Pulp Fiction
"Let me tell you a story about right and wrong. The left hand and the right hand. The left hand is hate. The right hand is love. "
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09-07-2005, 11:21 PM
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GreekChat Member
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 1,540
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Quote:
Originally posted by lostnfound117
Pulp Fiction
"Let me tell you a story about right and wrong. The left hand and the right hand. The left hand is hate. The right hand is love. "
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Do The Right Thing
"I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."
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Greater Service, Greater Progress since 1922
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09-07-2005, 11:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: STL
Posts: 320
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Quote:
Originally posted by 1browngirl
Do The Right Thing
"I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."
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Forrest Gump
Here is a long one, but I am confident you guys will get it! 
"Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little “boundary box”. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherf*****' Jacques Cousteau."
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1908-2008
100 years of sumpreme service for all mankind!
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09-08-2005, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 107
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Bad Boys 2....I think.
Man1:"One more, one more gain and I take all your fronts out I swear. See how you go back to New York, (whistling) that's how your gonna be all the way back in the car."
Man2: "I'm sorry."
Man1: "F@%k that, say something about the watch _____. Bring up the watch. In fact, just bring up watch."
Look like you fixin' to make your mouth up to say watch, if I see you W, I'll woop your a$$."
In fact, don't even say watch anymore. You can't say watch around me. Say little clock or some sh@t. You say watch, I'm gonna just dive on you."
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09-08-2005, 12:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Somewhere on DAT KRYPTONITE!!
Posts: 3,232
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Bad Boys II
I'm taking it back to middle school now:
Character #1:Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.
Character #2: Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.
Character #1: Your mama's so fat, she own both sides of the family.
Character #2: That's okay. You mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Character #1: Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went inside and got a bowl.
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