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10-11-2001, 02:51 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Who you calling "boy"? The name's Hand Banana . . .
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Porno Lead-ins . . .
OK, we all know a few of these - the utterly ridiculous porno lead-ins, you know, the ones that should be followed by *BOW CHICKA BOW WOW* . . . lets hear 'em kids . . . here's a few:
-"I'm here to fix the cable?"
-"Can my friend Kandi come along?"
-"Why yes, I'd love a lollipop . . ."
-"I'm here to fix the pool . . . "
"But, we don't have a pool . . ."
-"You're not my usual milkman . . . "
-"My water's turned off - can I use your shower?"
Funniest stuff ever - great to drop into conversations for no reason (followed, of course, by *BOW CHICKA BOW WOW*) . . .
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10-11-2001, 07:27 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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I have to got to say I almost died laughing when I saw you had typed "Bow Chicka Bow Wow." My guy friends from high school ALWAYS said that...and here I thought it was just a local thing from NE PA 
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10-11-2001, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Georgia Bulldog Country
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KSig RC you know way to much about porn. You could be the Siskel and Ebert of porn.
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10-11-2001, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Fairfax, Va. USA
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the ups man rings the doorbell...
Excuse me ma'am, but I have a large package to deliver
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10-11-2001, 10:41 AM
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"Could you help me - I have a leaky faucet." (Bow chicka bow wow)
"Can you help me find my snake? It was just here a minute ago." (Bow chicka bow wow)
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10-11-2001, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: America by birth ~ Georgia by the grace of God
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I once walked into one of my guy friends' houses unannounced just in time to hear...
"Pizza delivery, ma'am."
"There must be some mistake. I didn't order a pizza."
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
That movie got turned off REALLY quickly as soon as my buddy noticed me standing there. (Although I'm sure the "play" button was hit as soon as I left.) 
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10-11-2001, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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LMAO!!! 
Thanks for this thread, it is actually cheering me up!
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10-11-2001, 11:06 AM
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*pizza man walks to the door and rings the doorbell*
"Anybody order sausage, well, I hope you like it hot."
LOL
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10-11-2001, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Proper method of watching porn
No, no, no! You guys have it all wrong! You are supposed to mute the television and do the voices yourself.
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10-11-2001, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by zntke711
KSig RC you know way to much about porn. You could be the Siskel and Ebert of porn.
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as if you don't have the entire collection of debbie does dallas series on dvd....
"would you guys like to take a swim in our pool?"
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
"I'm here for that massage you called for"
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
...what about the non-intros, where the tape begins and ppl are already having sex...
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10-11-2001, 03:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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wasn't Ron Jeremy a TKE?
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10-11-2001, 04:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Optimist Prime
wasn't Ron Jeremy a TKE?
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Wow! If someone could confirm this, it would be the funniest thing ever. I was actually subjected to the watching of a Ron Jeremy movie at the TKE house about a week ago.
When asked why Ron Jeremy was such a star, one of the TKE's replied "If a fat walrus like that guy can get hot chicks, it gives hope to guys like us."
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10-11-2001, 04:45 PM
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Ron Jeremy is the pimp of pimps....
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10-11-2001, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Optimist Prime
wasn't Ron Jeremy a TKE?
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As far as I have heard, Ron Jeremy's status as a TKE is unconfirmed. he's not listed on th IHQ website, nor is he mentioned in our Teke guide.
zn711? any comments?
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10-11-2001, 05:07 PM
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Location: Vancouver BC, Canada
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This thread is too funny  .
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