The infamous spaghetti stain and that "one day."

damasa · #1 10-03-2001, 11:55 AM

-As Tyson and Blaine are walking down from the Phi Sigma Delta fraternity house to get a quick bite to eat at Carini's resturant down the street, Tyson strikes up a conversation about the small stain on the lower left side of Blaine's shirt.

Tyson- "Damn dood, what the hell is that stain from man?"
Blaine- "What are you talking about you a#$hole? It's a very small stain that I couldn't get out. It's on my white shirt with our letters on it, so sue me you jerkoff."

Tyson- "Geez man, I didn't want to get you pissed, I was just asking a simple question you stupido idioto."
Blaine - "Now, there you go with that stupid made up spanish talk that you speak of way too much man. If you wanted to learn Spanish, maybe you should have taken the class, you dolt!"

Tyson- "See man, this is how you got the damn stain, remember?"
Blaine- "No, I do not remember, why don't you enlighten me oh great one."

Tyson- "Yea you do juicenuts, it was the last time we were at Sarah's apartment and she made us spaghetti. We got into an argument and I flicked a noodle with spaghetti sauce at you, hence the stain."

Blaine- "Man, wtf are you talking about? Are you constantly drunk? Or what kind of crack are you on right now? The last time we were at Sarah's apartment was over two months ago, and I got this shirt after."

Tyson- "Ok, maybe you are right, but where did you get it from then ?"
Blaine- "Don't ask me man, I don't keep track of the stains that accumulate on my clothing. Since we are asking stupid questions, did you get that cowboy hat from Bronco Billy's (a gay bar in Milwaukee), which I've heard you've been frequenting lately? AND, why in the hell are you wearing a cowboy hat anyway? I'm telling you, lay off the peyote...that shit is going to kill you man."

Tyson- "Man, eat it dood, you just don't know, you just don't know."
Blaine- "Of course I don't know, you are making up stupid stories, speaking nonsense Spanish, and you are wearing a damn cowboy hat in the middle of the city!"

Tyson- "Man, anyway, where did you get that spaghetti stain?"
Blaine- "Dood, I don't know, I don't even know if it is spaghetti."

Tyson- "It's spaghetti, I know, I can tell."
Blaine- "No you can't you twit, it's a red colored stain, it doesn't mean it's spaghetti. I'm not listening to a nonsense spanish speaking, cowboy hat wearer guy."

-At this point in the story, Tyson and Blaine have been arguing, by chance right outside of Sarah's apartment, who is listening to this hysterical event unfold.-

Tyson- "Man, I hate you sometimes, I really do, you make no sense."
Blaine- "How in the hell do I not make sense? You are the only dope head that I seem to be talking to. Dope head because I understand nothing of what you are saying."

Tyson- -Pushing Blaine in a brother kind of way-
Blaine- -Pushing Tyson back in a harder brother kind of way-
Tyson- "Punk Bish"
Blaine- "Trick"
Tyson- "Ass"
Blaine "Bastard"

-More pushing-
-Even more pushing-

-At this point, Sarah comes down from her apartment to make peace-

Sarah- "Boys, boys, boys, can't we play nice?"

-Still pushing-
-Sarah runs over and gets in between the two, at whcih time her nails are still wet with RED nailpolish, and it just so happens that she gets some on Blaine's white shirt.-

Sarah- "Now break it up you two."
Blaine- "We are just messing around Sarah."
Tyson- "Yea, we are having a little fun, then you had to come and spoil it, blah to you!"

-At this point, Blaine looks down at Sarah's hand pressing against his body and guess what he sees-

Blaine-"Oh damnit Sarah, you got red nailpolish all over my white shirt again."
Tyson- "Damn dood, she did, it's a bigger stain than the other one is."
Sarah- "I'm sorry Blaine."
Blaine-"It's ok hun."
Blaine-"Hey wait, Tyson, did you say it's bigger than the other one?"
Tyson- "Yea dood, why?"

-At the same time, Tyson and Blaine speak-
Both-"That's it, the stain is from last time we were in front of sarah's apartment and we were arguing about dum-dum suckers."
Blaine- "O yea, I was saying that the butter popcorn was beter."
Tyson- "Yea, and I was saying how the fruit punch was better."
Blaine- "Yea, then Sarah came down to break us up again, and she was painting her nails, that's how!"

Tyson- "But I thought you said that you didn't get that shirt until after last time we were here."
Blaine- "I said after last time we were at her apartment eating spaghetti."

Tyson- "O yea."
Blaine- "Damn dood, I think we need to stop bonging the beer before we come to Carini's to eat."
Tyson- "Good call dood"

-Tyson and Blaine say their goodbyes to Sarah-

Blaine-"let's go get some grub man, i'm starving."
Tyson- "Me too man, by the way, what are you going to eat."

Blaine- "Spaghetti probably,why do you ask?"
Tyson- "I was just wondering, because I wanted to know if that spaghetti stain on your pants was from last time we were here."

Blaine- "huh? Oh damn...SHEIT...I didn't see that one..who knows, let's just eat."

-end of story-

hahahahahahahahha d

Lil_G · #2 10-03-2001, 12:10 PM

insightfut...riveting...had me clinging to the edge of my seat in suspense....

***** 5 Stars!

Dejajeva · #3 10-03-2001, 12:32 PM

lol

Blaine, you dork.

lmao

This is why I like you so damn much.
(not to mention your stunning charm and good looks)

IowaHawkeye · #4 10-03-2001, 12:34 PM

Blaine... you really do know how to tell stories... wow, the suspense, the drama, that was great

Optimist Prime · #5 10-03-2001, 12:36 PM

dude, you crack me up.

Hey, whatever happened to that guy who got dumped by email?

Thrillhouse · #6 10-03-2001, 12:40 PM

funny story. Reminds me of the gnr cd title called the spaghetti incident.

The1calledTKE · #7 10-03-2001, 12:59 PM

hmmm..... creative story.

SparkliiQTMTSU · #8 10-03-2001, 01:41 PM

haha Blaine you crack me up! Your posts are always hilarious! Great story!!

Nichole

damasa · #9 10-03-2001, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Optimist Prime
dude, you crack me up.

Hey, whatever happened to that guy who got dumped by email?

HAAHHA...they eventually got back together..but...a few weeks later...he received another email from the girl which was basically another break up email...

I've also had the same happen to one of my girl friends.....

It's pure craziness.

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DeltaBetaBaby · #10 10-03-2001, 06:24 PM

I just like Blaine because he told me in another thread that he wanted to "worship me forever and ever."

Lil_G · #11 10-03-2001, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltaBetaBaby
I just like Blaine because he told me in another thread that he wanted to "worship me forever and ever."

On behalf of my client Damasa , I must apologize for any misunderstandings that transpired October 1st, 2001 at 9:43 p.m.

In no capacity is my client prepared to "worship, devote or adore" any member of Greek Chat in any capacity at this present state. This includes: exchanges of affection; both through email and instant messenger service, physical contact of any kind and anyother form of verbal communication.

Any comments made by my client on Greek Chat should not be taken in a literal sense.

If you feel the need to contact my client for any clarification concerning this release it can be achieved via my aim. Once again, we apologize for any confusion that may have occurred.

Thank you for your time.

Optimist Prime · #12 10-03-2001, 11:49 PM

hahahahahahahahaha

Quote:

Originally posted by damasa

HAAHHA...they eventually got back together..but...a few weeks later...he received another email from the girl which was basically another break up email...

I've also had the same happen to one of my girl friends.....

It's pure craziness.

d

KSig RC · #13 10-04-2001, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dejajeva
lol

Blaine, you dork.

lmao

This is why I like you so damn much.
(not to mention your stunning charm and good looks)

(INSERT PORNO MUSIC HERE . . . )

You're not my usual milkman . . .

BOW CHICHI BOW WOW

I'm here to fix zee cable . . .

BOW CHICHI BOW WOW

Can my friend Candi come along?

BOW CHICHI BOW WOW

Good story too dogg

(no porno music)

Lil_G · #14 10-04-2001, 08:53 PM

On behalf of my client,
I must insist once again that each actor committing the violations listed below, to please cease immediately. We are only doing what's best for all parties involved. We feel it is not necessary to state the identities but would prefer those individuals (you know who you are) refrain from any further contact in the future.
We do not wish to take any further action, but will not hesitate to do so.
Once again, thanks for your time (and hopefully the last) -
Damasa's counsel.

damasa · #15 10-05-2001, 01:36 AM

damn...Damasa's Counsel is the greatest.....truly....the best....

I need to give you a raise!

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