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05-05-2005, 12:18 PM
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Sorry ladies, but I have to ask..........
i dont know how this topic came up during a birthday dinner, but it somehow did.
i can understand you girls using the vibrator, but whats up with the carrots, cucumbers, bananas, etc.
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05-05-2005, 12:26 PM
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You should ask a certain fraternity at my school. They're known for sticking fruits/veggies in girls where they don't belong at their parties. 
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05-05-2005, 02:36 PM
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Sad to say, it's probably because NOT EVERY FEMALE HAS A STINKIN' VIBRATOR.
Chances of them having an edible product that resembles a phallic object are usually better than them having an actual vibrator or dildo.
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05-05-2005, 02:52 PM
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Originally posted by OTW
Sad to say, it's probably because NOT EVERY FEMALE HAS A STINKIN' VIBRATOR.
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That is really sad.
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05-05-2005, 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by valkyrie
That is really sad.
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it's sad that not everyone has one?
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05-05-2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally posted by valkyrie
That is really sad.
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It is really sad.
"The greatest sex I've ever had was with my vibrator." -- Eva Longoria (can't remember if it was in Maxim or Stuff)
I know too many prudish girls who don't even like to admit to having one, let alone actually going out to the store and buying one for themselves.
How much are vibrators going for these days? I know the REALLY good ones (like the Rabbit?) start off at around $50-$60?
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05-05-2005, 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by OTW
I know too many prudish girls who don't even like to admit to having one, let alone actually going out to the store and buying one for themselves.
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But there's always the internet for a discrete vibrator shopping experience! I'd think doing that, as opposed to violating innocent veggies, would be a healthier option.
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05-05-2005, 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by RedRoseSAI
But there's always the internet for a discrete vibrator shopping experience! I'd think doing that, as opposed to violating innocent veggies, would be a healthier option.
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LOL, and those companies always promise you that they'll ship it in unmarked, plain brown wrapping paper so no one will know you ordered adult toys! Pretty soon people will start to associate unmarked, plain brown wrapping paper = adult toys!
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05-05-2005, 03:27 PM
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LOL, and those companies always promise you that they'll ship it in unmarked, plain brown wrapping paper so no one will know you ordered adult toys! Pretty soon people will start to associate unmarked, plain brown wrapping paper = adult toys!
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That's true. Whenever someone in the dorms would receive a plain, unmarked box, we always assumed they ordered something porn/sex related out of a catalog (the internet was but a wee babe when I was a freshman). Coincidently, the recipients were always the people who swore they had NEVER been to the local adult toy store. Heh.
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05-05-2005, 03:31 PM
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Originally posted by OTW
LOL, and those companies always promise you that they'll ship it in unmarked, plain brown wrapping paper so no one will know you ordered adult toys! Pretty soon people will start to associate unmarked, plain brown wrapping paper = adult toys!
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amazon.com, baby. they think it's books!
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05-05-2005, 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by ADPiZXalum
it's sad that not everyone has one?
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Yes.
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05-05-2005, 04:39 PM
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hoochie momma.
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05-05-2005, 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by OTW
It is really sad.
"The greatest sex I've ever had was with my vibrator." -- Eva Longoria (can't remember if it was in Maxim or Stuff)
I know too many prudish girls who don't even like to admit to having one, let alone actually going out to the store and buying one for themselves.
How much are vibrators going for these days? I know the REALLY good ones (like the Rabbit?) start off at around $50-$60?
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Shower massage does the job for about $35, no one else will even know what its real job is AND you are all clean and ready to dress when you are finished!
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05-05-2005, 06:00 PM
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amazon.com, baby. they think it's books!
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Haha and then the mailroom clerk will wonder why you're so excited that your books came in.
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05-05-2005, 06:45 PM
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bring on the frozen hotdog jokes!
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