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04-20-2005, 03:18 AM
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Why it rocks to be a man..
From my friend Michelle..
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Finally, You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
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04-20-2005, 04:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by lifesaver
You can play with toys all your life.
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That's the best part. Everyone please excuse me while I go play choo-choo.
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04-20-2005, 04:38 AM
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I disagree with "One mood all the time."
HA! HA! I say it again: HA!
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04-20-2005, 04:39 AM
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50 reasons why it's great to be a woman...
1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.
7. Speeding ticket? What's that?
8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder tragically positioned in high school.
10. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil.
11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
14. You can sleep your way to the top.
15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
19. Brad Pitt.
20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.
22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
25. If you think the person you' re dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with them.
26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
33. You have the ability to dress yourself.
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave.
38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
42. There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.
44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
45. You'll never regret piercing your ears
46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
48. You don't have hair on your back.
49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
50. You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.
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04-20-2005, 02:51 PM
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Ah, Buddha Mama, thank you for summing it up so nicely so that men can soak it up easily sans conferring with a buddy.
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04-20-2005, 03:06 PM
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Quote:
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43. You've never had a goatee.
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Don't bet on it. (not directed at anyone woman)
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04-20-2005, 03:12 PM
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Buddha MaMa
43. You've never had a goatee.
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Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Don't bet on it. (not directed at anyone woman)
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True, I once saw a woman with her upper lip hair shaved into curlicues like a bad guy from old westerns/cartoons.
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04-20-2005, 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bekibug
True, I once saw a woman with her upper lip hair shaved into curlicues like a bad guy from old westerns/cartoons.
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Ewwwwwwww!!!
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04-20-2005, 04:42 PM
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Thank you Buddha Mama
Buddha Mama, you have definitely just made my day.
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04-20-2005, 07:48 PM
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Yeah, most of the guys I've had this debate with concur that it's better to be a girl. So I always try and remember that when I'm reaching for the bottle of Midol...
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04-20-2005, 09:54 PM
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Re: Why it rocks to be a man..
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Originally posted by lifesaver
Men Are Just Happier People--
You can play with toys all your life.
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My toys make me pretty happy
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04-20-2005, 10:37 PM
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Re: Why it rocks to be a man..
Quote:
Originally posted by lifesaver
From my friend Michelle..
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Finally, You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
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Good Post, Dude.
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04-20-2005, 11:09 PM
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Budda Mama's #20 pretty much sold me!
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04-20-2005, 11:13 PM
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I think our best advantage is that our bathrooms actually have private stalls.
I just don't get how they do that in front of each other
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04-20-2005, 11:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by AGDee
I think our best advantage is that our bathrooms actually have private stalls.
I just don't get how they do that in front of each other
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me, neither!
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