The First Time You Saw Mr. Winky...

Sistermadly · #1 10-03-2003, 10:10 PM

Yesterday at school, we somehow got on the subject of men's hoo-hoo-dillys. A friend of mine said "No matter what, you're never fully prepared to see your first p*nis." A guy who was sitting there with us said "C'mon, it can't be that bad, can it?" We (the women at the table) laughed and said "Yeah... it can!"

So ladies (or any "special" guys) fess up: what was your reaction the first time you saw the twig and berries?

FiReKraCkEr · #2 10-03-2003, 10:19 PM

I honestly thought is was the ugliest thing I EVER saw in my life!!

bethany1982 · #3 10-03-2003, 10:33 PM

You want to put that thing where?

PM_Mama00 · #4 10-03-2003, 10:34 PM

I laughed. I really did. Well, it was still hidden behind whitie tighties. But then the 2nd time I saw one, I just didn't know what to do.

Jadey28 · #5 10-04-2003, 11:47 AM

I was shocked and scared! My friend had found some male nudie magazines when we were younger and we had looked at them, but you don't really get the idea until you see it in person.

AchtungBaby80 · #6 10-04-2003, 12:24 PM

I am laughing so hard at this thread right now!

lawryn · #7 10-04-2003, 04:19 PM

hehe the first time i saw one was when my friends and I were at the mall we were teeny boopers so our mom's dropped us off and one of my friends was like lets go to the book store because she wanted to show us something so off we went she grabbed a magazine and we went off to one of the isles then we all hoovered around her opened it and looked inside they were huge i mean monstorous and i was like

and we were all giggling and then we ran out of the store as fast as we could hehe

...ahhh memories...

carnation · #8 10-04-2003, 04:28 PM

Well, I had little brothers but that's just not the same. When I was at Auburn, some guy exposed himself to me. I walked calmly into the chapter room and told everyone in there and they started screaming and called the cops. This calm lasted until a few hours later when my big brother in Theta Xi came over and I fell apart on him and sobbed that if they were all that big, I was never getting married.

(The guy did his act all over campus all day and was arrested in the next town the next day running around naked.)

Oh, when I told my aunt, she said a guy exposed himself to her on the Arkansas campus in 1939 and she fell over laughing and choked out, "Wahahaha! You aren't even a man yet!"

Peaches-n-Cream · #9 10-04-2003, 05:36 PM

I saw one when I was a little girl. I thought that it wasn't real. I thought that the little boy had put a hot dog in his pants. I didn't think that it was attached to his body. It was weird.

MeLikey · #10 10-04-2003, 05:43 PM

The first one I ever saw was probably my 1st boyfriend's. I can't really remember my exact reaction, but it could have been ew, get that thing away from me and my mouth... don't really remember.

APhiRattlerGal · #11 10-05-2003, 04:51 PM

I was scared...it looked so...ODD

Lady Pi Phi · #12 10-05-2003, 06:26 PM

I wasn't scared. I was taken a back. It's really not an attractive appendage. I tried my best not to laugh. Sometimes I still have to try not to laugh

smiley21 · #13 10-05-2003, 06:38 PM

i think i was 4 when i first saw the wee wee. it belonged to my best friend. the first time i got caught by an adult was when i was 6. i was on the school playground behind the bushes with my two best friends (a girl and a guy). he wanted to show us so he pulled down his pants. it was at the same moment that a teacher showed up. she nearly had a heart attack. we got sent to the principle's office and our parent's were called. my reaction when i first saw it- i thought it was weird but cool looking.

DigitalAngel126 · #14 10-05-2003, 08:55 PM

My first thought was "Be still, my heart".

What can I say, I'm a fan.

smiley21 · #15 10-05-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalAngel126
My first thought was "Be still, my heart". What can I say, I'm a fan.

LOL!! isnt it wonderful?!