This is just too much, she did what?

[Secretluv]

** Shaking My Head **

I laughed about this all night long and then woke up to more no a$$ jokes... Ya'll are too much!


** CTFU **

[ClassyLady]

Question: What was he doing while she was cutting his azz off??

I can't possibly think of a way to cut someone's posterior off without them being able to get away. I think he was just laying there taking it. I just have a mental picture of her sitting on the ground with him on laying across her lap and she's just slicing away.

I wonder what his walk is going to look like. We always used to tease people and say that they walk like they ain't got no azz, but I've never actually seen an assless man walking. That's got to be funny.

[showstopper_1908]

Since we are comming up with theories...they got into an argument and this is the begining of what happened...

The rest is just HIStory.

[Swamp Thang]

his was unconcious while she was getting her 'slice on'

[TLAW]

Just sick... I still get butt shivers when I think of this mess!

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by ClassyLady
Question: What was he doing while she was cutting his azz off??

I can't possibly think of a way to cut someone's posterior off without them being able to get away. I think he was just laying there taking it. I just have a mental picture of her sitting on the ground with him on laying across her lap and she's just slicing away.

She started stabbing him first, remember. So he wasn't just layin' there chillin', lol. Girl, lmao, I don't know... maybe she was a big girl, and used her weight to her advantage, sat on him as she sliced.

What is a utility knife, anyway? Is that like a boxcutter? Did she slice it off in chunks, or each whole cheek. Cuz they could sew it back on? Lawd, this is hilarious.

Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by TLAW
Just sick... I still get butt shivers when I think of this mess!

LOL!! WTF is a butt shiver????? LOL LOL

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Ideal08


She started stabbing him first, remember. So he wasn't just layin' there chillin', lol. Girl, lmao, I don't know... maybe she was a big girl, and used her weight to her advantage, sat on him as she sliced.

What is a utility knife, anyway? Is that like a boxcutter? Did she slice it off in chunks, or each whole cheek. Cuz they could sew it back on? Lawd, this is hilarious.

Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

Sawrah, this is a very funny post -- I love the "big girl" allusion.

[thesweetestone]

Originally posted by Ideal08
Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

Please stop! roflmao!

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by thesweetestone

wtH kinda smily is that??? LOL!

[ClassyLady]

Originally posted by Ideal08

Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

See, now, this is why I love me some Ideal. She can always make a girl bust out laughing ! ! ! ! ! !