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				How not to write a personal ad...
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			I know I'm not the only one perusing online dating sites and I come across so many awful profiles. I thought it could be funny to post some of the worst ones here!  This is the one that gave me this idea: 
Just looking around.And Please, no more Drama. Just want to see whats available. I will write if I can. Im not sure about this.They want me to write more, but Im not sure what to write. I dont even know if I can write enough to get a profile.I am newly divorced and just checking things out. I have been out of the buiness for quite some time. I see you.This whole dating thing sucks. I think Im going to become a hermit lol
 
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				I know I'm not the only one perusing online dating sites and I come across so many awful profiles. I thought it could be funny to post some of the worst ones here! This is the one that gave me this idea: 
 
Just looking around.And Please, no more Drama. Just want to see whats available. I will write if I can. Im not sure about this.They want me to write more, but Im not sure what to write. I dont even know if I can write enough to get a profile.I am newly divorced and just checking things out. I have been out of the buiness for quite some time. I see you.This whole dating thing sucks. I think Im going to become a hermit lol
 
  
Doesn't he sound like a fun guy?? I'm just dying to meet him!    
			
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 The " newly divorced" would raise a red flag for me. Sorry Dee, but he doesn't sound so good.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			My friends suggested I do this some time ago.  But I have no idea what to put in it?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			LOL at "I will write if I can."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			lol at "I see you." I guess he's an Avatar fan?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Just go out with him. Give the dude a chance. What's it going to hurt? I don't see how it could be any worse than that hockey prick you were dating. 
			
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 Well, he obviously has no writing or language skills.  That's for starters.
 
If a girl wrote that ad, would YOU date HER?  Seriously???
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				The "newly divorced" would raise a red flag for me. Sorry Dee, but he doesn't sound so good. 
			
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 You missed my facetiousness kiddo! I'm posting the awful ones here!
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				You missed my facetiousness kiddo! I'm posting the awful ones here! 
			
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 I gathered that from the title of the thread, lol. I had thought about starting a thread like this after I saw a doozy....If I find it again, I'll post it.
 
ETA: Found it, it wasn't his profile, it was a msg he sent me. I've bolded the entertaining parts:
 
 wow,,,u sound a lil bit different from others,,,honestly more serious and focused than most other ladies,,,,i do stopby here just  read and laugh by wat a lot of ppl here both male n female writes but strangely u made a huge impression on me and dats i took a 2nd look and read ur profile again,,,,wow,i tink ur unique,,,be proud of it girl,,,,never think serious minded ppl can be here as i see here like fun place to see different ideas expressed in profiles,,,,think am impressed well,i will like to kno u more,,,u kno wat,,,just call me,basically after 8pm as i get off 730pm,,, i do a 12hr shit,,,so call me from 8pm-9pm and am available,,i dnt mind giving u my nos as  i think u sound maturedly but u hv my mandate to call me ok,,,, till i hear from u back ok,,,, virginboy (***)***-****
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				I gathered that from the title of the thread, lol. I had thought about starting a thread like this after I saw a doozy....If I find it again, I'll post it. 
 
ETA: Found it, it wasn't his profile, it was a msg he sent me. I've bolded the entertaining parts: 
 
 wow,,,u sound a lil bit different from others,,,honestly more serious and focused than most other ladies,,,,i do stopby here just read and laugh by wat a lot of ppl here both male n female writes but strangely u made a huge impression on me and dats i took a 2nd look and read ur profile again,,,,wow,i tink ur unique,,,be proud of it girl,,,,never think serious minded ppl can be here as i see here like fun place to see different ideas expressed in profiles,,,,think am impressed well,i will like to kno u more,,,u kno wat,,,just call me,basically after 8pm as i get off 730pm,,,i do a 12hr shit,,,so call me from 8pm-9pm and am available,,i dnt mind giving u my nos as i think u sound maturedly but u hv my mandate to call me ok,,,, till i hear from u back ok,,,,virginboy (***)***-**** 
			
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			And he is mandating you to call him back? LOL
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			All the other stuff aside, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMAS?? If you can't tell between a period and a comma, the problem is much more serious than we thought.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				wow,,,u sound a lil bit different from others,,,honestly more serious and focused than most other ladies,,,,i do stopby here just read and laugh by wat a lot of ppl here both male n female writes but strangely u made a huge impression on me and dats i took a 2nd look and read ur profile again,,,,wow,i tink ur unique,,,be proud of it girl,,,,never think serious minded ppl can be here as i see here like fun place to see different ideas expressed in profiles,,,,think am impressed well,i will like to kno u more,,,u kno wat,,,just call me,basically after 8pm as i get off 730pm,,,i do a 12hr shit,,,so call me from 8pm-9pm and am available,,i dnt mind giving u my nos as i think u sound maturedly but u hv my mandate to call me ok,,,, till i hear from u back ok,,,,virginboy (***)***-**** 
			
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   No, way. There's no way anybody would type like that. Maybe he was trying to make you laugh or something. Is this for real? 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 Hilarious. When I hit that part of the message I started choking on my drink and laughing. I was not expecting that one.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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