History Lesson

[amanda6035]

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The year was 1947...

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

This information may clear up a lot of things.

[AnchorAlumna]

FOFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[kddani]

Originally Posted by amanda6035

This was too good to not share...


The year was 1947...

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

This information may clear up a lot of things.

How about a history lesson for you, or at least a lesson in checking out the bullshit ignorant forwards before you post them?

Al Gore's birthday is THE ONLY ONE in March 1948.

Hillary Rodham Clinton's birthday is October 26, 1947
Howard Dean is November 17, 1948
John Kerry is December 11, 1943
Bill Clinton is August 19, 1946
Nancy Pelosi is March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein is June 22, 1933
Charles E. Schumer is November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer November 11, 1940

[UGAalum94]

Um, so you think that the post was trying to actually advance the idea that the people listed were alien-sheep offspring*?

My point is that it hardly matters if those people were born exactly nine months after. It's either funny or it's not; accuracy isn't really the issue, I don't think.

* who can say what such a being's gestational period would be? And surely they could travel back in time and impregnate unsuspecting women with their alien-sheep embryos. Really if you had watched any of the promotional material for the movie Black Sheep, you wouldn't be so quick to assume that mutant-sheep people would be so predictable. sheesh.

[UGAalum94]

Although I'm not a fan of the people listed, I didn't think it's particularly funny. But I don't get Chimpy McHitler reference jokes either, so maybe smug political wit is lost on me.