The Oracle of Starbucks

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

What does your Starbucks order say about you?



Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink venti white chocolate mocha frappacino are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

[33girl]

Mine is the same, except I drink large caramel frappacinos. I refuse to use the "venti" crap when ordering.

[cuteASAbug]

I have two drinks that I always get.

Iced Grande Semi Sweet Green Tea Lemonade:
Personality type: High Maintenance
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

this one's pretty accurate

Iced Grande Chai Latte:
Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual
You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink Iced grande chai latte are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

not very true

[LeslieAGD]

I, also, have two drinks that I always get...Same result:

Grande, Double Blended, Toffee Nut Coffee Frappucino or
Grande, Sugar Free Caramel Frappucino with Extra Drizzle

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

[minDyG]

I hate coffee...and this quiz... lol not really, I'm just embarrassed by my results. I'm not posting them. I do hate coffee though.

[justabeachbrat]

I want to smack that silly coffee cup...personality type, how dare it say...

coffee: iced coffee, grande, with almond syrup, milk. i have opted for that, dropping all the other sweeter drinks with whipped cream.

also drink: lots of bottled water, regular iced tea (hate the fruit kind). and when out, margarita on the rocks, but my party friends have either settled down, already left for school or new jobs, or on vacation.

i can be found: lately, at the mall. i lost some weight, down 2 sizes. time for new jeans, shorts. when i am not stuck in the central valley-----i can be found at the beach, in/near the water.

i see having a starbucks as a sign of civilization. i briefly lived in a small oregon town where they had a "toy" starbucks in a store. it served the coffee, but did not accept starbucks gift cards. that should be illegal.

[1908Revelations]

Originally Posted by minDyG

I hate coffee...and this quiz... lol not really, I'm just embarrassed by my results. I'm not posting them. I do hate coffee though.

Me too.


I used to get some vanilla thing, but it tast like ice cream when I used to go to starbucks, but I DO NOT drink coffee and I hate the smell of it.