Masturbating trespasser booted from Pike house

lilbay77 · #1 03-27-2007, 03:50 PM

http://media.www.michigandaily.com/m...-2791352.shtml

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

Dionysus · #2 03-27-2007, 03:56 PM

Ooooooh damn, I thought it was going to be some pervert guy, and it turns out to be a woman.

She must have been ugly as hell in order for the guys to call the cops on her. Otherwise, they would've just joined in.

susan314 · #3 03-27-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dionysus

Ooooooh damn, I thought it was going to be some pervert guy, and it turns out to be a woman.

I wonder how many people's first reaction would be to assume it was a guy? (I know that was my first assumption.)

Half an hour?

CZAXOTerp · #4 03-27-2007, 04:10 PM

They did let her stay there for half and hour before they called the cops on her!

Dionysus · #5 03-27-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CZAXOTerp

They did let her stay there for half and hour before they called the cops on her!

True. LOL

susan314 · #6 03-27-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CZAXOTerp

They did let her stay there for half and hour before they called the cops on her!

At first I wondered about that too, but one of the comments on the website offered what seems to me to be a fairly logical rationale for that (and not the risque one you might expect)...

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first of all, in this type of scenario, i'd assume your first thought wouldn't be to call the police. it was most likely shocking and strange, perhaps even humorous, but not a threat to safety (hers or theirs) or a legal matter. weird shit happens on a college campus and they probably assumed it to be a joke at first. after they realized it wasn't a stunt and she was planning on staying, they made sure to ask her if she was alright, needed them to call anyone, etc. when she responded that she was fine, they realized she was obviously deluded and called the police. what else could they have done, politely asked her to leave? it doesn't appear that she was a rational human being and so rational actions were impossible.

PhenomenalZTA · #7 03-27-2007, 05:03 PM

"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."

TWO couches? Wow. Gross.