Eric Estrada and other Commercial dudes

[BobbyTheDon]

Am I the only person who always catches his commercials?

He tries to slang you property in random places in America. Like
"Hot Springs, Arkansas" ,
"No One Lives Here, Wyoming", or
"Please Move To This Shithole And Give Kitso A Razor Blade For Pete Sake, South Dakota"

Ok, maybe I was exaggerating about the first two. But seriously, at the end of these cheezy really long commercials he does a horrific golf swing that makes me sick to my stomach.


My next question. How does one get that job? That would be an awesome career. You know, to do cheezy commercials. I want to be a professional Infomercial Host guy. If I get a JD, will that help?

Bob

Bobby, it's SOUTH Dakota.

[Optimist Prime]

North Lakota, South Dakota, what's the difference? Its going to be 13 degrees there in a month or so.


Eric Estradea also lends his vocal talents to Sealab:2021

Other commerical dudes: gary (what ya talkin `bout willis) Coleman and cash advance commericals....e is soo flat broke of course he needs cash advances!

[Beanblossom1]

I just saw his commercial for Tellico, TN. Now come on......I'm from TN and I have never ever heard anyone described that place as paradise. What a hoot!!

[Tom Earp]

WTF is Tellico? I do know a little about Tenn. as lived with a lady from there. Hell I showed Her Tenn.

How many Pres. from Tenn? Where are they Buried? Where Did Kenny Chesney Go to School?

Do You know where Athens Is?

Washed up Actors getting some $$$, Hell, Give Them a Break!

They got to live to instead of pumping gas on the I-))) out of Houston!

[Sister Havana]

I've just seen his commercials for Arkansas.

[TristanDSP]

I'm convinced there's NO, not ONE product he'd hock on TV.

SOMEONE please create a CHiPs: The Next Generation so this man can have some credible work.

C'mon, TV in 2005....SOMEONE will do it.

[moe.ron]

I could've sworn I've seen Chips: The Next Generation. Or was it a made for tv movie?

[AOIIsilver]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
WTF is Tellico? I do know a little about Tenn. as lived with a lady from there.

I would bet money that it is Jellico, and not Tellico....unless it is Tellico Plains....One of my nieces was born was born in Jellico, and we could not go to the hospital because the entire mountain was closed as impassable in January.

How many Pres. from Tenn?

3: Andrew Jackson, Andrew Johnson, and James K. Polk

Do You know where Athens Is?

Yes, of course.

Happiness.
Silver

[TristanDSP]

Just saw the commercial for Northwest Arkansas.....what does he get paid for doing these things?

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Am I the only person who always catches his commercials?

He tries to slang you property in random places in America. Like
"Hot Springs, Arkansas" ,
"No One Lives Here, Wyoming", or
"Please Move To This Shithole And Give Kitso A Razor Blade For Pete Sake, South Dakota"

Ok, maybe I was exaggerating about the first two. But seriously, at the end of these cheezy really long commercials he does a horrific golf swing that makes me sick to my stomach.

I remember one of the fratty.net refugees (don't remember which one) who posted on GreekChat was so proud that his grandfather had timeshares in several of those "No-One-Lives-Here-Cuz-it-Sucks" places.

I guess people actually DO pay attention to those infomercials.

[Tom Earp]

Originally posted by Beanblossom1
I just saw his commercial for Tellico, TN. Now come on......I'm from TN and I have never ever heard anyone described that place as paradise. What a hoot!!

Is that close to Duck Town?

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
...infomercials.

Another contridiction of terms. Like Reality TV.

[KSigkid]

I saw a couple of these this weekend; one with Estrada, and one with Chuck Woolery. Wow are they sketchy.