Aytch Sea Seven

[Ideal08]

(* I just want to say, I typed this last night when GC went down. Needless to say, there was NO WAY I wasn't saving it for today!)



How come?
How come this is the 7th HC thread?
How come I haven't had time to come to GC and I don't even have a job?
How come I feel so free?
How come I am STILL doing laundry?
How come if there were an award for the best procrastinator, it would go to Ideal08?
How come that is a shame, and I'ma do better?
How come I have always had this problem with laundry?
How come I try not to let it pile up, but as long as I have something to wear, it just doesn't seem urgent?
How come I'm going to try and not let that happen again?
How come I have to go, because I have to do laundry?
How come I'ma be back, though?

But before I go...

How come I was LMAO @ Soror HeartbrAKA's HC's in HC6?
How come that was hilarious?
How come I woulda said the same thing?
How come?

How come OA tryin to come on here causin conflicts?
How come all CT4 was sayin is that yall are complicated?
How come that's just cuz we don't understand yall?
How come we wanna understand yall, but yall don't want to TALK to us?
How come yall can complain about us to your boys, but not to us?
How come yall don't realize that your boys can't change our behavior?
How come only we can do that?
How come all men say that they lie/cheat/whatever because they "don't want to hear our mouth?"
How come that is the biggest BS line I have ever heard?
How come we have the reputation of going off and carrying on?
How come that must be chicken head behavior?
How come I'm not goin' off for just nothin?
How come you gotta make me mad, or somethin?
How come just like men are tired of being lumped into that "men ain't $#!t" category, women are tired of being loud, ignorant, obnoxious, questioning, etc.?
How come we can't just talk stuff out, without it being, "I don't want to hear her mouth?"

How come a dude told me today it's not what women say but how we say it, that will get a positive/negative reaction out of them?
How come, for example, your tone plays a big part in asking, "Where have you been?"
How come I want to know if that's true?
How come, GC Gentlemen, HC?
How come men think that when we "question" them, we are trying to be controlling?
How come sometimes (I can only speak for Ideal08, but I'll keep using 1st person plural) we are just interested in what you do when you're not with us?
How come "answering" to a woman is considered weak in his friends' eyes?
How come, ladies, how come?
How come a man can say, I'm not a bad influence on him, he has a mind of his own?
How come that, too, is a load of BS?
How come men are EASILY influenced by EACH OTHER?
How come they don't even have to know each other?
How come their manhood is validated by outside forces?
How come any man who denies this is full of it?
How come if you deny it, tell me this, why can't you look down in the bathroom?
How come, ladies, how come?
How come it's because they don't want to appear "gay?"
How come that is allowing your manhood to be validated by outside forces?
How come I am going off about this?

How come maybe if we talk about Relationship stuff in HC7, we can all better understand the opposite sex?
How come we only have 2 regular male posters, though?
How come I really do have to go and do laundry!

HC7, yall, HC7!!!!

HC8 coming soon, to a GC forum near you!

[nikki25]

How come when I checked the How Comes when I got to work today, I saw that it was locked?

How come I was disappointed?

How come I am now jumping for joy since Senorita Ideal has posted a new series of How Comes (see, I can get down with you and OA en la Espanol as well) ?

How come as I was coming to work this morning, I saw something odd, and I said to myself, "I'm going to post this in the 'How comes?' today?

How come that was probably the reason why I was disappointed?

How come I saw one of my brethren riding by on his bicycle with a cellular phone in his hand?

How come I wondered: That call wasn't that important, come on now! (in my Cedric The Entertainer voice)

How come I, too, procrastinate with regard to doing laundry?

How come I will have laundry up the wadzu, and because I still have some undergarments, I won't do the laundry just yet?

How come there does come a point, however, wherein I'm tired of just seeing the load?

How come it has to reach that point, sometimes, before I go to the laundry?

How come I am looking forward to reading the relationship-related posts in the How Come: Part 7?

How come I said the How comes may never end and now that's looking like reality?

How come the series just gets us to be more conversational and I'm not mad at it?

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I will bless the Lord at ALL times His praise shall continually be in my mouth. (Psalms 34:1, KJV)

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[This message has been edited by nikki25 (edited August 22, 2001).]

[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME I am really thrilled @ the new look for GC?
HOW COME there are so many wonderful new features that I might have to quit a job to enjoy it all?
HOW COME I am just playing?
HOW COME Novella is COO COO?
HOW COME she said the smilies on Yahoo Messenger are the Planet of the Apes Version?
HOW COME, Exquizit, How Come?

HOW COME I updated my BP page with a bunch of pics I scanned?
HOW COME I love my new scanner?
HOW COME I need some pics to scan though?
HOW COME technology is so wonderful?

HOW COME I NEED TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY NEW PART TIME JOB?
HOW COME I work at the call center for Pizza Hut?
HOW COME they have something of everybody up in that place?
HOW COME there is a couple of visually impaired people working there taking phone calls to be entered in the computer?
HOW COME one woman has her seeing eye dog with her as well?

HOW COME my trainer has to be the biggest chicken head I have ever met?
HOW COME she is WEIRD?
HOW COME she gives men who call in for a Pizza her number?
HOW COME if they knew what she looked like and smelled like they would think again?
HOW COME she is proud of all the men that she has met through the job?
HOW COME yesterday she told me that a guy she "met" on Tuesday is now her boyfriend?
HOW COME she went over his house on Tuesday and did not leave until Wednesday?

HOW COME she saw my DST keychain and asked me if I was a THETA ????
HOW COME she then told me that her mom, grandmother, and aunts are all DELTAS?
HOW COME she said she wants to be a THETA, the ones who wear purple?
HOW COME I asked her if this was a NON BLACK sorority?
HOW COME no it's not?
HOW COME I asked her if she meant OPP?
HOW COME no that's not it either?
HOW COME I changed the subject?

HOW COME I doubt I will work there too long?
HOW COME I need to work to keep travel money in my pockets?

HOW COME this time next week I will be on my way home from my first day of school and I will be dog tired?

HOW COME I pray that my classes did their summer reading?
HOW COME that prayer is funny?
HOW COME my students barely read a one page paper with a picture on it let alone 2 books?

HOW COME I cannot wait until Christmas vacation?

HOW COME I am done now?

[Ideal08]

HC I'm too overwhelmed to even get with GC right now?
HC I'ma hafta come back later, when I'm not so overwhelmed?
HC my eyes are tired?
HC I need to know what enhanced mode is?
HC I'm gonna click it and see if it makes my post look special?
HC I bet we'll all be signed on tonight, GC Training?
HC that is too funny?
HC Blu is on constant rotation?
HC it's true, they don't love you til you're gone, gone?
HC it really has me asking myself, Why do I waste my time on you?
Hmph, hmph, hmph, How come?
HC it says enhanced mode allows complex nesting of tags?
HC I have no earthly idea what that means?
HC, John, how come?
HC I'm just bout to leave and come back later?
HC I can't hang, lol?
HC I wanna know how to check my PM's?
Dang
HC I can't leave just yet? lol

[exquizit]

How come I'm LMAO @ Chickenhead CT4?

HC some folks really smell bad like the line for the tub at their house was too long?
How come?
How come regulator is probably at work and isn't online playing with GC like we are?
HC Novella cracks me up?
HC Trica on Y&R is really NUTS?
HC I'm ready for school?
HC it starts Monday?
HC I'm gonna start this semester with a positive note?
HC that's what it takes to make it through?
HC Wonderful looks like a super model?
HC the cow lost weight but didn't need to?
HC I'm goin car huntin?
HC the engine just died in mine?
HC I really need a man to go with me?
HC car dealers think women are all bubbleheads?
HC I'd better go get ready for work?

[AKA2D '91]

How Come I'm too pissed at GC to post any HCs right about now?

[novella000]

How come you are pissed?

[exquizit]

How come Novella has removed all doubt that she's KooKoo?

HC My university needs tons of help with organization?

HC?
HC I'm in a really good mood today?
HC I've decided to have a great day no matter what?
HC I realize that by letting people upset me I'm giving them power?
HC I'm still trying to learn all these features?
HC Novella sent me cool PMs with all types of new font?
HC I'm Jealous?
HC Pop is a talented poet?
Hc she really needs to show the world?
HC CT4 hasn't said hi all morning?

[novella000]

Originally posted by exquizit
How come Novella has removed all doubt that she's KooKoo?
HC I'm still trying to learn all these features?
HC Novella sent me cool PMs with all types of new font?
HC I'm Jealous?

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How come Ex KNOWS she is lovin' my font-art?
How come she needs to QUYT HAYTIN'?
How come she called me Koo-Koo?
How come I am?
How come I don't care?
How come being "koo-koo" gets me through the day?[/SIZE]

ur uh anywayz....

[SIZE=3.5]How come I just purchased $57 worth of vitamins?
How come my manager caught me just as I was sending in my order?
How come he was all up IN my bizness asking me why I was ordering vitamins at work when I could stop by Walgreens after work?
How come I asked him if he thought it'd be wise not to take my 2 fifteen minute breaks during the day?
How come he said, "You can take your breaks, but not if you are ordering vitamins"?
How come I made a limp, thinly veiled threat that I would contact the union?
How come he shut up?
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How come??!!??!

How come when I tried to post this dayum message in it's original format, I got a d@mn error message that I had too many images in my post!!?? WTF?? HOW COME!!!

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HOW COME my trainer has to be the biggest chicken head I have ever met?
HOW COME she is WEIRD?
HOW COME she gives men who call in for a Pizza her number?
HOW COME if they knew what she looked like and smelled like they would think again?
HOW COME she is proud of all the men that she has met through the job?
HOW COME yesterday she told me that a guy she "met" on Tuesday is now her boyfriend?
HOW COME she went over his house on Tuesday and did not leave until Wednesday?

How come she's got to be breaking a whole bunch of policies?
How come she is sooo unprofessional?
How come she is supposed to be in a leadership position and is just skanky?
How come I wanna know, WHO HIRED HER?
How come someone dropped the ball big time on that one?
How come I'mma leave CT4's trainer alone now w/ her nasty self...

[CrimsonTide4]

HC last night was a test of my faith, internal fortitude, ability to work and communicate with others among other things?
HC that girl drove me battier than any of my most horrific students can ever accomplish?
HC this girl is really obese and just nasty?
HC I am not trying to down any of my BBW sistas?
HC this girl is just jacked up?
HC she needs a Jenny Jones makeover and a bath as well?
HC yesterday she kept begging people for money to get her a pizza on her break?
HC she told me I should give her some money for training me?
HC the other night as I was leaving she snatched up the rest of my Mountain Dew and drank after me?
HC I freely gave it to her?
HC I'm not nasty or nothing but I only drink after my mom?
HC I gave her 75 cents last night hoping she would shut up?
HC I will never give her or any one else @ that job money?
HC I went on my second break with her last night?
HC her car was NASTY and STINKY and there was a half eaten chocolate bar in the back seat?
HC I prayed the whole drive and could not enjoy the PEtey Pablo song?
HC she drives so crazy?
HC her car was stinky so I prayed that I would not smell either?
HC I am not bougie or anything but I insist on good smelling people in my camp?
HC I left 40 minutes early last night and was only supposed to leave 30 minutes early?
HC I left because that girl is just STANKING RUDE?
HC we are not supposed to hang up on people but she just kept hanging up on people for the heck of it?
HC I should report her?
HC I won't?
HC I don't care?
HC this one girl called and asked a legit question but she was "feeling powerful" I guess and put "Watch for attitude" in her files ?
HC the reason I left early is because after she had eaten my candy and was trying to fight me over the last lemon tootsie roll, she then took 10 minutes on a call with a drunk man and I got fed up just wanted to finish the call but she kept messing around so I logged out and bounced?
HC today I will tell my supervisor to never ever ever ever have anyone train with her because while she might be fast and efficient she is tacky, unprofessional and a chickenhead?
HC she said she was going to come visit me @ my job?
HOW COME I am a teacher and I don't DO VISITORS?
HOW COME if she shows up I will report her for stalking?
HC there is this other girl there who when I met her on Tuesday she had just come back from being a GUEST on RICKI LAKE?
HOW COME she has worn the same EVE shirt and jeans EVERYDAY that I have worked this week?
HOW COME I was told by another girl (not quite chickenheadish) that she has worn it the other days this week as well?
HC I will never sit by her because that outfit can probably get up and walk on its own?

HOW COME CHICKENHEADS ANONYMOUS HOW COME!?!?!?

[Steeltrap]

How come social policy changes have led chickenheads to supervise sensible folks like CT4?
How come the chickenhead is clueless?
How come she doesn't make herself familiar with soap and water, so that she isn't polluting everyone with her funk?
How come?

[nikki25]

CT4,

How come I think we know that this young lady isn't too swift?
How come she may have a LOT of issues going on--I mean psychological?
How come she sounds as if she is in depression, so you're probably executing a good policy in staying clear from her?
How come you definitely be praying for her?
How come people with all of her symptoms are normally getting treatment?
How come she got things going and may be neglecting her meds?
How come I'm going to pray for YOU?
How come you need some strength to deal with this short term assignment?

How come I would like to wish CT4, and AKA2D'91 {and all other teachers up in this camp) a blessed school year?
How come I hope that you guys are blessed with students whom have come to school to learn, are attentive, and will be obedient unto their teachers when needing correction?
How come your realities may be a bit different?
How come I pray for your strength there as well?

[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME I had to run home on my lunch break to tell you the latest about CC?
HC @ CC you can get your hair braided while you work?
HC this girl just gave this girl a cute little corn row style?
HC I will ask her if she can do me in 2 weeks?

[tickledpink]

How come, CT4. you don't have to say a word about her?
How come, I bet upper management has already caught wind of her?
How come, CT4, at call centers, there is a report for everything, including the amount of "dropped" calls or hang ups a person has?
How come, I know because I use these types of reports frequently...
How come, CT4, if she ever hangs up on your customers, you should document the date and time, just to CYA (ya know what I mean???).
How come, CT4, I'm willing to bet, she'll be gone within a month?
How come, CT4, those calls are "randomly recorded for quality & training purposes", meaning upper management HAS to listen to a certain percentage of them also?
How come, if I were you, and I know you're not bourgeouis, but you may want to distance yourself away from her as much as possible?
How come, I don't think you're bourgeouis, and I completely feel you on the wondering if you would smell like her car thing (been there...).
How come people like this usually end up getting higher paying jobs because they're great con-artists, while decent people get laid off, etc, and have a hard time finding jobs?
How come, CT4, watch out for her, because she may also steal?
How come, I know because once, I knew this peer of mine that had her credit card card stolen and used at an upscale women's dept store from an area that only our peers and our supervisors had access to?
How come, yall, how come?