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04-09-2001, 12:46 AM
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Yo Mamma....
What is the best "Yo Mamma" joke you've ever heard?
I'll start you off with some light ones. Let's see how crazy this gets. 
- Yo momma sooooooooo fat she can sit on a dollar and make change. (What?  I said light.)
- Yo momma sooooooooo fat she fill the tub with a forth a cup and still floods the bathroom when she gets in.
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04-09-2001, 01:22 AM
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your momma is so black that when she gets in the car...the Oil LIGHT COMES On.......
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04-09-2001, 08:17 AM
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Yo hair so nappy you could roll it with rice.
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04-09-2001, 10:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by exquizit:
Yo hair so nappy you could roll it with rice.
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I think it is Your hair is so short. I don't see what nappy hair and rice have to do with each other.
This topic takes me back to middle school.
Yo momma so bald a fly landed on her head and sprained his ankle.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo momma so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick!
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
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04-09-2001, 10:35 AM
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My mother warned back in junior high that yo momma jokes weren't funny. She said one day you'll be a mother and you wont laugh. Well ha ha mom I'm ROTFLMBAO!!!!! It's still funny!!
Yo momma is so stupid... I told her take the 4 train, she took the 2 train twice!!
Yo momma is so old she coughs up dust!
Yo momma is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper!
Yo momma got a nose here, here, and here (pointing to left cheek, nose,& right cheek), and she wipes her nose like this (dragging your arm across your face just above your lip, while sniffing) this one is soooo funny animated
Yo momma is sooo black that if she put vaseline on her face she'd look like a patent leather shoe!!!
Yo momma is so short she playes handball with the curb!!!
Yo momma is so skinny she uses straws as leg warmers!!!
I actually bought the Yo' Momma book at Barnes N Nobles y'all!!!
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
When da EAST is in da house....Oh my GOD!!!! DANGER!
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04-09-2001, 11:18 AM
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yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
yo momma house so small when you walk in the front door, you walk out the back.
yo momma house so dirty, the roaches have on socks.
yo momma so bald, you can see her thoughts.
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. (WTF!)
yo momma so stupid, i told her it was chilli outside, she ran and got a bowl and spoon.
yo momma so old, when God said let there be light, she turned on the switch.
i have more, but this is enough. its amazing what elementary and middle school kids can think of.
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04-10-2001, 12:00 AM
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Yall are so funny!
Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the last supper...
Yo mamma so dumb she thought a QuarterBack was a refund...
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04-10-2001, 12:03 AM
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Yo family is so fat I threw a rock in the window and hit everybody.
Yo momma is so black she bleeds smoke
Yo family is so poor that when I came to your house I got tripped by a roach and mugged by a rat.
Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
You momma got eyes on her knees and they call her, Neicey(This one is so corny its funny)
How is yo momma like a 747?
Not everyone has ridden a 747
[This message has been edited by KnowledgeEternal (edited April 09, 2001).]
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04-10-2001, 12:10 AM
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Yo momma so short, I can see her feet on her driver's license picture...
Yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy...
Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince...
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1...
Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family...
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04-10-2001, 12:45 AM
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Yo mamma is so stupid, she took an umbrella to see PURPLE RAIN
Yo mamma is so old, she ran track with the dinosaurs
Yo mamma is so nasty when I went over her house, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her feet on the table and said corn (ugh!)
Yo mamma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPERBOWL
Yo mamma is so stupid when she was asked to write her education on the job application she wrote HOOKED ON PHONICS
Yo mamma is so old, I told her to act her age and she died
Yo mamma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose JIF (peanut butter)
These are my favorite jokes that I've heard so far!
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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."
Peace and God Bless
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04-09-2001, 05:06 PM
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washinton's nose.
yo mama so old when God said "let there be light" she flipped the switch
yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family
yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test
yo mama eyes so big she got miniblinds for eyelids
yo mama gums so black she spits yoo hoo
yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.
[This message has been edited by CocoaCaramel (edited April 09, 2001).]
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04-09-2001, 05:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by OhSoPrettyNikki:
Yo momma is sooo black that if she put vaseline on her face she'd look like a patent leather shoe!!!
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I have never heard that one! That is hilarious!!! LOL! That is just too funny! Hee hee hee hee.... 
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04-09-2001, 06:31 PM
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Yo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a blood test.
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KAPPA ALPHA PSI FRATERNITY, INC.
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04-09-2001, 07:15 PM
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Yo mamma's so cheap, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick OTHER people's fingers
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04-09-2001, 09:07 PM
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Here's more:
Yo momma is sooo stupid she's in a wheelchair talkin' 'bout "ain't nobody gonna push me around!"
Yo momma is soooo bald I can read her mind!
Hey do y'all remember that Yo momma don't wear no drawh's thing..... I used to love that
Yo momma don't wear no drawh's ...I saw her when she took dem off.. she threw 'em in the bed ...next mornin' yo daddy was dead!!!
.....she threw 'em in the sewer... those rats said "Hallehejah"(sp?)
.....she threw 'em in the sky...Superman refused to fly.....
.....she threw 'em near those mice.... Those mice said "Jesus, Christ!"
he he he --------those were the days!!!! ROTFLMBAO !!!!!
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
When da EAST is in da house....Oh my GOD!!!! DANGER!
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