cartoon characters

hootchpdt · #1 08-15-2003, 05:46 AM

Rules of this game:

1. Name a cartoon or children's show character
2. Name something about that character that you have noticed (or have heard someone else notice

example
Scooby Doo and Shaggy are potheads

Its that easy

I will go first, and it may shock you

Name: Smurfette

Character Trait: Biggest whore in the cartoon world, has to populate an entire species by herself

White_Chocolate · #2 08-15-2003, 10:41 AM

The Ashleys on 'Recess' have future sorority girls written all over them.

AXPGoBot · #3 08-15-2003, 11:17 AM

Rabbit from Winney the Pooh is a closet homosexual.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay... but best of luck to him for "coming out" sometime soon.

DeltaSigStan · #4 08-15-2003, 11:21 AM

Quinn on Daria is sorority material for sure, especially for Alpha......errr I mean Delta.....errr I mean Sigma....oh...wait, what game are we playing?`

White_Chocolate · #5 08-15-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AXPGoBot
Rabbit from Winney the Pooh is a closet homosexual.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay... but best of luck to him for "coming out" sometime soon.

Winnie might be his 'life partner'
Tigger is on crack
And I don't even want to imagine what they do to Piglet when the book's not open

AXPGoBot · #6 08-15-2003, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Chocolate
I don't even want to imagine what they do to Piglet when the book's not open

LOL

Thanks, I almost just fell out of my cubical reading that!

White_Chocolate · #7 08-15-2003, 04:02 PM

snow white and the 7 dwarves. . .i think you know where i'm going with this one

hootchpdt · #8 08-15-2003, 05:24 PM

SESAME STREET

big bird>>steroids (six foot fuckin pidgeon)

snuffleufugus>>junkie "hey bird, im sick. i need some smack bird)

oscar the grouch>>alchoholic, chillin in his trash can

the count>>pimp. "you've been late with my money 4 times. i've been counting. how many times must i smack you before you act right? *SMACK* One! *SMACK* Two! Two smacks, eh eh eh eeehhhh!!!

Senusret I · #9 08-15-2003, 06:57 PM

Sassette Smurf = Lesbian in Training
Velma from Scooby Doo = Lesbian
Hagatha from the Smurfs = I swear she is Harvey Firestein in drag

phikappapsiman · #10 08-16-2003, 01:25 AM

Peppermint Patty and Marcie from "Peanuts"...come on, we all know what's happening there...

Lesbians in Training!!!

docetboy · #11 08-16-2003, 02:52 AM

Marge has lesbian tendacies

sigtau305 · #12 08-16-2003, 10:43 AM

Fred and Daphne of Scooby-Doo: True Lovers behind Closed Doors.

hootchpdt · #13 08-16-2003, 03:23 PM

pepe le pew (the cartoon skunk for those of you that forgot) has got to be a serial rapist. goin around, chasin every pussy that he sees

KillarneyRose · #14 08-16-2003, 05:54 PM

Blues Clues.

Where'd Steve go all of a sudden? The official word on the show is that he went away to college but I think he's doing hard time for somthing he did to Blue. It's those quiet ones you've got to watch out for.

hootchpdt · #15 08-16-2003, 08:14 PM

somebody said rabbit from winnie the pooh is a closet homosexual.

what about jon from garfield? a mid 30's to early 40's man, single, never married, has a cat and a dog. the cartoons about him trying to find a date are just an elaborate cover up