Annoying Relatives

Rio_Kohitsuji · #1 11-28-2002, 07:29 PM

Ahh..Thanksgiving..the time where loved ones get together to spend quality time with eachother. BULLSH*T!! This can be the thread in which everyone can share the bad parts of their T-Day...

Here's mine:
Okay, started out bad..as soon as I hop out of the shower I get a call from TKE209 saying that his car died and he can't come down. Okay, I can handle that..then comes my favorite sister w/her 2 kiddies. The kids are cute and cuddley for toddlers, but hey, everything goes great and the generic lovey-dovey holiday act continues. Fast forward a few hours..my oldest sister w/her a$$ of a husband and her 2 brats show up. (Yes, I know they are my neices, but I can still think they are annoying even though I love them) Well, we eat -again- and I go to my comp to check my e-mail and etc. Well, TJ my bro-in-law in sitting behind me watching what sites I go on just to be annoying to me. Well, I jump on good ole GC to see how everyone is doing. Well, he goes ON AND ON about how Greeks are 'gay', 'losers', and etc. Also, he makes it even more uncomfortable for me because I'm wearing TKE209 sweater w/his letters on it and around my computer screen I have pics of my greek friends (w/all various letters) taped up around the frame. Then he says, "Kayla, it still makes me wonder of why the hell you would let yourself get caught up with losers like that..".

If I had only a nice rusty shovel sitting beside me I could have split his fat head into. Oh, just to add this in, he continues to ridicule me of my weight saying I'm fat and etc..yeah..nice moment there (which I'm still wondering if he was just looking at a reflection of himself...). The conversation after that I will not put here..heh. Okay, I've did my rant..now I'm gonna hit the leftover turkey

Kaya

KillarneyRose · #2 11-28-2002, 09:29 PM

Hey guys! I just today figured out the secret of co-existing with evil in-laws: Alcohol! Lots and lots of alcohol!

My mother-in-law asked me what she could bring down for T'giving dinner. I said, how about dessert? She said, ok, I'll bring pie. She meant that literally. She brought a pie. One pie. One pie for 14 people

I didn't know what to do; I ended up pouring the remains of my daughters' Halloween candy in a bowl and passing it around to supplement the pie!

PM_Mama00 · #3 11-28-2002, 09:40 PM

What if you have the bitchy sister in law and asshole brother, and they don't drink?

Everything was fine. Oh yeah except my mom waking me up at 1:30 saying we were eating at 2.

So the halftime show is on, and I ask my sis-in-law who is watching some dumb movie, why she isn't watching the show? She says she doesn't really care about it. "Ok, I'll watch it in the other room" (mind u with the asshole brother and my father). So I go in there. My brother tells his wife hey u should watch the show, and I say "oh she doesn't care", so he starts SCREAMING at me that he was talkin to his wife and not me.

I get up, throw stuff in the sink, and attempt to leave. He tells his wife that he's leavin and he'll pick her up later. My dad grabs my keys.

So I spent the day in my bedroom. Ate dinner after everyone else was done, in my room. Ate desert in the office. Didn't speak another word to my family, even when my mom tried being nice.

carnation · #4 11-28-2002, 11:28 PM

We were rather sad because we couldn't afford to go to the annual gathering at Hilton Head with the rest of the extended family. ASLFRose and BlazerCheer went over to my in-laws' house to cook part of our dinner since they were in HH and we needed the extra space.

The phone rang and it was a distress signal from the elderly neighbor who, unbeknownst to us, has some kind of phone hookup with my in-laws to alert them if she falls. She had fallen and the 2 girls ran over to help her. Unfortunately, she was inside her barbed-wire-enclosed back yard and there wasn't a gate. BlazerCheer kind of tossed ASLFRose in and both got rather torn up from the barbed wire..they called 911 because the lady was badly cut from her fall. The lady is in the hospital now but she'll be okay in awhile.

Anyway, thank God we were here--it was below freezing this morning and I don't know what would have happened if we'd left.

Dionysus · #5 11-28-2002, 11:28 PM

My Thanksgiving dinner was 98% cool. The 2% uncool part was when one of my great-aunts started being obnoxious. She blurted out "I haven't seen so many picky eaters, and that's one of the things I cannot STAAAAANNNNNDDD!", she went on to complain about me being a Junior and not having a decided major, and the worst-I shouldn't be complaining about poor people recieving grants because I am poor myself. WTF?

I am NOT poor (not rich either though, lol)! I mean, I've been told much much much worse things, but it was in front of a room full of people and I seem to be her ONLY target for some reason.

texas*princess · #6 11-28-2002, 11:34 PM

Hmmm .. well I think overall Thanksgiving Day was good.. it was the drive home and the drive back I'm not looking forward to.

On the way here, I hit major traffic in the three major cities, ft. worth, austin, and san antonio... that made an 8 hour drive last 10 hours. And i get to head back to school on saturday.

I should have flown.

Kevlar281 · #7 11-28-2002, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Hey guys! I just today figured out the secret of co-existing with evil in-laws: Alcohol! Lots and lots of alcohol!

Lord knows every time I spend an extended period of time with the relatives I am out in the garage drinking. Bonus points if there is a TV out their so I can watch the game.

justamom · #8 11-30-2002, 09:53 AM

DANG! You guys have it pretty tough! We do have one relative that tends to knaw on eveyone, but he is much, MUCH better now.

First-I used to bite my tongue out of respect for my inlaws, but there comes a point where unless you take the dive and shovel it right back, it will NEVER end. Just because you are the "yung uns" doesn't mean ANYONE should be allowed to belittle you.

I suggest a preplanned statement (the generic form) that can be delivered in the full family forum (without passion) yet hits the mark. An example of my last one was-______, I've noticed that at every gathering you find something to criticize. Last year you felt everyone was too fat. (He was running and looked like a prisoner of war-no exageration) Before that, you couldn't understand why my daughter didn't want to be a chemical engineer. (This arguement went on for HOURS) This year, you are upset because the rolls are too brown and the kids went to private school. I would really appreciate it if you kept your negative remarks and
opinions to yourself and let us enjoy being together as a family.
Things really did go great this year and even ________ was in good form.

TKE209Sweethrt WHAT A JERK! You REALLY need a good comeback. Have one ready for CHRISTMAS!

PM_Mama00 I would NEVER let ANYONE do that to my kids!
(unless they deserved it) Perhaps you should tell your parents how YOU feel when they see him treat you AND your sister that way.
My sister's ex said something "ugly" about her in front of our Grandpa. He got out of his chair, bit his lip, looked him DEEP in the eyes and said a husband never speaks to his wife that way.

Killarney LL, You have THE best M-I-L stories!!!

Dionysus · #9 11-30-2002, 01:08 PM

Have you ever noticed that these annoying perpetrators are usually male or the elderly?

carnation · #10 11-30-2002, 01:41 PM

Well, I do have a jerk brother-in-law, never married or a father, who tries to tell the rest of us how to raise kids. Naturally, his nieces and nephews hate him.

I find that younger women tend to do their dirty work throughout the year--to drop little hints around that so-and-so doesn't keep her kids clean 24/7 or so-and-so's kids don't wear the best clothes. They don't usually drop their bombs around holiday time. I'm not sure which is worse.

justamom · #11 11-30-2002, 06:03 PM

Carnation-I find that younger women tend to do their dirty work throughout the year--to drop little hints around that so-and-so doesn't keep her kids clean 24/7 or so-and-so's kids don't wear the best clothes. They don't usually drop their bombs around holiday time. I'm not sure which is worse.

LOL! My husband always says-"Take it like a man and blame it on thewife!"

Silverblue · #12 11-30-2002, 07:27 PM

Carnation, I'm picturing BlazerCheer picking up her sister and heaving her over the fence. That is one strong little girl you've got there!

Good thing they were there. I've been in a similar situation, and few things make your heart fly to your mouth faster than finding someone (especially someone you love) hurt on the floor after a fall.

And justamom -- Yay for Grandpa! Now THAT'S a real man.

carnation · #13 11-30-2002, 07:32 PM

LOL, SilverBlue! ASLFRose told her, "I'll put my foot in your hands and you boost me up!" And BlazerCheer tossed her up-- and over.

chopper816 · #14 11-30-2002, 07:42 PM

i feel bad for some of ya with the stories you posted! this sounds bad, but most of my family really isnt that close, so we dont see eachother much. but for the most part we all get along when we're together, but that might be due to the fact that we dont see eachother much.

Optimist Prime · #15 12-02-2002, 12:46 AM

Yeah...my relatives. Well, don't usually see most of the extended ones until winterbreak xmas, but hopefully i will be working.