GC--- The Next Generation

PM_Mama00 · #1 07-22-2002, 11:22 AM

The story thread was extremely long and old, so I decided to start a new one. Continue this story....

It was a clear night in Greekopia. It was just absolutely beautiful. A totally perfect night for a dating game on the beaches of Miami. The game was to be similar to MTV's Singled Out. The girls were standing excitedly in their sorority letters, just waiting to see who the lucky man would be. The host of the show, PhiMuNursie, yells out to the crowd "Ok ladies... are you ready to see the studliest man in the world? He's hot, he's spicy, he's a pure stud. Give a great big cheer for UF_Pike!". PhiMuN brings out UF_Pike, to the ladies surprise. Blind-folded and unknowing of what girls stood before him, he does his little pimpy dance for the crowd........

Continue the story........

James · #2 07-22-2002, 12:50 PM

Is this story leading to UF_Pike's made-to-look-like-a-suicide-torture-death in some bizarre sexual ritual by angry GC women?

I mean I knew the ladies disliked him, because he reminds y'all of every ass that ever screwed y'all over, but it seems a bit extreme.

UF_PikePC98 · #3 07-22-2002, 02:28 PM

he does his little pimpy dance for the crowd as Ludicris's "Yous a hoe" is playing. He then ripps off the blind fold and twirls it around above his head and throws it into the crowd. All of a sudden Right Said Fred comes blaring out of the loud speakers and the remix to " I'm too Sexy" starts a wave of cheering by the audience. UF_Pike continues by ripping off his shirt looking like a Chip-N-Dale model and before you know it the stage is filled with sailor caps from everywhere. To the surprise of UF_Pike the girls all start taking off their clothes and astonish him by having their letters painted on their chests while in bikinis, they must have got ahold of a copy of his seceret fantasies diary. UF_pike, shell shocked by the letters of Alpha,Delta,Phi,Gamma,Zeta,Tau,Kappa and so forth, didn't know what to think. As UF_Pike walks towards each lady, he is mesmorized by the blondeness of all contestants.......

kddani · #4 07-22-2002, 02:55 PM

haha, creative. this could be a fun one

PM_Mama00 · #5 07-22-2002, 11:38 PM

And then he wakes up when RowdySister starts giving him CPR. "What the f*** happened?" UF_Pike exclaims. He looks around and is shocked to see about a hundred sorority girls standing in a circle, with Tom Earp in the middle dressed in a long black cape. The hood was up with his ears sticking out, somewhat Obi-Wan-Canobe like (?).

"You made fun of Tom's Earpisms. Here in Greekopia, that is a no no, unless you are what they call a Moderator." Rowdy stated.

"Yes UF_Pike. And some random brothers were asking you to stop, and you didn't. You knew the rules, and you broke them. Just because a lot of people in Greekopia don't understand Earpisms either, it doesn't make it right for you to make fun of them." DZRose93 yelled.

After that comment, all the moderators of Greekopia formed an inner-circle chanting "I am Moderator, hear me roar!".

UF_PikePC98 · #6 07-23-2002, 02:54 PM

As the 5 dark moderators form the inner circle about to finish UF_pike off, suddenly a flash of light appears and the much needed words of intelligence from Librasoul22, Dionysus, KillarneyRose and UD_Zeta arrive as they chant louder and louder " Free Speech, Free Speech" and " Take it with a grain of salt". Meanwhile RowdySister slips through the crowd with the seceret spells of every GLO and makes off towards the DZ house, the dwelling place of the dark lord John Hammel, who is no longer in physical form but is said to exsist. RowdySister begins to read the prophecy by the one once called Victorias Seceret, "Women of Greek Chat embrace,to scorn and hate the male race, consume the light of UF_pike that hugs the earth and those who gave his birth, to a group on greek chat that shall appear and try to rule you for a year, the dark armies of DZrose93 and John Hammel then will come when the sum is 4 and 1. ( The 5 moderators )". John Hammels right hand maid, OhhTeenyWahine, senses something and alerts the other moderators "We might get called out that there really is no John Hammel". The dark moderators then retreat to exclusive moderator-only message board which is hidden from Greekopia and where only the decietful are allowed to chat. And UF_Pike the Great is free for the moment as he enters the untouchable realm of the DeeGee house as DGJenniJ99 and her sisters are singing the sweet song :

"D-E-L-T-A Delta D-E-L-T-A
G-A-double M-A Gamma G-A-double M-A
We are the Delta Gamma's
We're bronze, pink and blue
We are the Delta Gamma's
Don't you want to be a DeeGee too?
Don't you want to be a DeeGee too?

I was Delta Gamma Born and Delta Gamma Bred
and when I die I'll be Delta Gamma Dead...
So rah rah for DeeGee, rah rah for DeeGee
Rah Rah for Delta Gammaaaaa".......................

Tom Earp · #7 07-23-2002, 05:28 PM

Make not fun of me listless one, as I am the TRUE JOHN HAMMEL with his trusty Friend, OOPS Hal the Computor!

You know not what you do when you besmirch the true Mentor of this World of reknown and Directed People of the the chosen ones!

Ye of little faith know not of the power of the Head Cheese, oops the chosen one!

Remember the bull has horns!

But alas, I must get back to my nubeal people who I love!

Sounds much better than what the F*&^ is Happenen!

librasoul22 · #8 07-23-2002, 05:40 PM

**whispers to my Words of Intelligence bretheren, Dionysus, KillarneyRose and UD_Zeta**

Girls, this whole level-headed thing is way overrated. I don't quite remember how I arrived at this weird, ritualistic crap in the first place, but I say we just slip out quietly to the bar down the street for some margaritas! Dionysus, you're 21 now, so you won't even have to use that hideous fake ID!

Tom Earp · #9 07-23-2002, 05:45 PM

LibraSoul, To funny, you do it again!

But please let ME HAVE MY Fantasssy!

UF_PikePC98 · #10 07-24-2002, 01:48 AM

As the girls walk into the bar known as the "The hook up" they are surprised to see UF_Pike drinking a pitcher of what appears to be straight vodka while making out with kddani on the dance floor. They approach UF_pike and say, " We thought you were at the DG house!" he shouted with his eyes barely open and the smell of Absolut rinking from his breath, "I snuck out disguised as a busbuy so I could have my daily hook up." Meanwhile kddani, not knowing what is going on, gets pissed because of the 4 sorority girls that came up to UF_pike and "accidently" burns Librasoul22 with her ciggerete on the boob, leaving a burnt hole on her new shirt she bought from the Exchange. Librasoul22, with her sassy attitude exclaims, "You Bitch!" and takes UF_Pikes pitcher of vodka and dumps it over kddani's head. Librasoul22 then pushes kddani, not knowing there are 12 other KDs right behind the 4 of them. UF_Pike, being as drunk as he is, decides to act like JayR from WWF and pours two pitchers of Budlight on Librasoul22 which was followed by Jeers from all the men in the bar saying, "Show your tits!, Show your tits!". By this time every guy in the bar has called his frat brothers saying, "They have a wet T-shirt contest going on right now at "The Hook Up" and the men begin to flood the place. Caught up in the mess, KillarenyRose exclaims, "Oh God,what if my husband finds out about this?" UF_Pike replies, "He's over seas fighting Osama Bin Laden sweety, what he doesn't know can't hurt him!" Dionysus then grabs UF_Pike and says "Why is it youre always the one to start a riot between girls from different sororities?" UF_Pike, misinterpreting what Dionysus said, asks with slurred speech "Ever road in a 500 Benz before?", trying to hit on her. Suddenly the owner of the place walks in and asks UD_Zeta, "whats going on?". UD_Zeta replies, "Well not much, I'm a sophmore at the univeristy of Dayton and I've been modeling all my life." Then there was a loud *BOOM* as the bathroom door came crashing down and PM_Mama came storming out with a Long Island Ice Tea in one hand and a shot of tequila in the other and then shouts into the crowd, "He made a Phi Moo comment". Realizing the seriousness of having so many sorority girls upset with him, UF_Pike decides to ditch kddani for reasons unknown and dips out with Dionysus, KillarneyRose and UD_Zeta, while pulling Librasoul22 off of kddani as she shouts "You Fuc**d with the wrong girl, I go to school at Florida A&M". They then speed away in UF_pikes car blaring #1 by Nelly as KillarneyRose drives....................

Dionysus · #11 07-24-2002, 08:53 AM

Then all of the sudden they heard a loud horn blow and the car was rear ended! So KillarneyRose pulled over and has worst case of road rage known to man kind. But, guess who was in that other car?
And what do you know, they meet up with dzrose93 and OTW again. UF_Pike jumps out of his car and say "Dammit dzrose93, can't you drive?" dzrose93 walks towards the benz and say "I came here to rescue you girls from that slimeball, except for you Dionysus." While dzrose93 and UF_Pike go at it on the side of the road for two hours, OTW gets a evil grin on her face sneaks by the benz and keys it! KillarneyRose has enough of the bickering and begins to turn against UF_Pike, she shout "Don't you NEVER EVER disrespect my sister and fellow moderator again!" UF_Pike shouts back, "Or, what?" and he continues to bicker at dzrose93. KillarneyRose says, "Don't tell me that I didn't warn you!" KillarneyRose pulls out a tennis racket
and ball then serves it at UF_Pike where the sun doesn't shine...........

kddani · #12 07-24-2002, 09:50 AM

i'm not sure if i should be honored or scared that UF_Pike decided to include me in his makeout fantasies

I am glad that this thread is letting him live out his dream world. We all have dreams

I'm not much of a creative writer, so I think i'll just sit back and enjoy the fun.

Keep it up, oh creative ones!

ShaedyKD · #13 07-24-2002, 11:08 AM

So UF_Pike jumps in his Benz, and drives down to Tampa to see if there's anything going on in Ybor. He rolls up into Fat Tuesdays, where all the USF Greeks are, trying desperately to find some new sorority women to flirt with. He walks up to my sisters and I, and he's kind of cute, until he opens his mouth. USFStudent hears his bragging about his mom decorating his house, and comes over to resuce my friends and I. She says "don't you remember, this is the dude from GC," and I'm like, "girls, let me deal with this," and they go hang out with some LXA's, while I try to talk to him and find out if he's really as cocky in real life as on GC. He buys me a beer, and is trying to get me to come over to his very nicely decorated apartment, when all of a sudden there's a scuffle at the door, and who walks in? None other than....

kddani · #14 07-24-2002, 11:58 AM

Kddani, KDonline, KD Shan, and every other KD that can be found (in the state of florida, there's A LOT of KD's).
All this KD attention has just been a manipulative ploy. We kidnap UF_Pike and make him take us to his apartment. In order to do this, we say that we need a really nice place to have our sorority girl in panties and bra pillow fight. So of course, he buys it.
Once we get in, we tie him down and say that we're going to do naughty things to him. Of course, his definition of naughty and our definition seem to differ.
We start taking all that really nice furniture MommyUFPike has bought for her spoiled son, and start loading it up in a van. Some of our KD houses and suits sure could use some new furniture, and since he doesn't seem to like it.
Soon enough, the apt. is stripped bare. Although we do agree to leave a ratty old mattress stolen from a freshman dorm for him to sit on. We start walking out the door while he cries "mommmmmmmmiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

librasoul22 · #15 07-24-2002, 02:22 PM

Was my twin sister in another wet tee shirt contest?? I swear, she is always getting herself in trouble! I was having so much fun dancing with Tom Earp that I must have missed the whole thing!

As librasoul22 (the REAL one, not her evil twin), bursts into UF_Pike's house to yell at him for getting so drunk at the club that he forgot to save her the last dance, she sees that all of his furniture is gone and hears him screaming "Mommy!"

"UF, what happened??"

He cannot answer because he has passed out from the alcohol and the shock.

librasoul22 notices the cool aquarium that the KD's missed...

*pokes UF_Pike*

Yeah, he's through!

***snatches the aquarium and runs out***