Say What? Boy Grabs Knife After Dad Pulls Plug on Video Game

[CrimsonTide4]

I am over here at work at my desk CTFU!!!!!


RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian (news - web sites) man who went to a clinic to have an aching ear checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly believing that the doctor had called his name.



A manager at the Doctor Jose Carlos de Espirito Santo clinic in the town of Montes Claros in southeastern Minas Gerais State told Reuters on Wednesday Valdemar Lopes de Moraes, 39, entered the vasectomy room when Aldemar Aparecido Rodrigues' name was called.


"He was called by the full name and yet thought it was him. But the strangest thing is that he asked no questions when the doctor started preparations in the area which had so little to do with his ear," Vanessa Guimaraes said.


"He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles," she added.


De Moraes, a farmer who has two children, did not want to reverse the operation, performed last week, and showed up for an ear exam on Wednesday at the same clinic.


"A local newspaper said he is going to sue us, but he did not tell us about any claims," Guimaraes said.

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ROTFLMAO

[kiml122]

I saw you post this in Yahoo...and all I can say is...how you get up and go into the room, knowing damn well that is not your name being called...I say, I say....dumb azz!!

[GRITS]

Bwwahhhhhhhhhhha!
This is why you have to listen !

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4


"But the strangest thing is that he asked no questions when the doctor started preparations in the area which had so little to do with his ear," "He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles,"

I'm sorry but that's just DAYUM stupid.

[FeeFee]

DUMB-ASS!!!!!!

[zetafg]

When my Mom told me this story I nearly passed out!!!

She is an RN and told me that she has several patients that will answer to any name just because they want to get out faster. They don't realize the issues and problems they can cause to themselves and the medical staff.

With this man being THAT stupid, he does not need to reproduce anymore!!!

LOLOLOLOL

[CrimsonTide4]

Postman Convicted for Keeping 61,000 Letters
Wed Aug 27,10:25 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court handed a former postman a 10-month suspended jail sentence and 200 hours community service for failing to deliver around 61,000 letters, authorities said Wednesday.



Police discovered mounds of post that had accumulated over two-and-a-half-years filling the rooms and basement of the 36-year-old's house after locals complained about missing deliveries. The man resigned his job.


"He said he had too many letters to deliver on his round," said Bernd Lottes, spokesman for the court in the western town of Neuss. "He was hoping to deliver the other stuff when he had a bit of breathing space."

[CrimsonTide4]

Man charged with stealing tracking device
JANESVILLE, Wis. (AP) — To track down this alleged thief, all police had to do was flick on a computer.
A 40-year-old man was arrested Wednesday and charged with stealing a computerized tracking device that uses a global positioning system to keep track of jail prisoners on home detention.

"He apparently didn't know what he had because he would be awfully stupid to steal a tracking device," said correctional officer Thomas Roth, who runs the home detention program at the Rock County Jail.

The $2,500 device was temporarily placed outside a home by a woman serving home detention. The device, which is a little bigger than a brick in size, has a built-in GPS satellite receiver.

Prisoners wear a transmitter about as big as a cigarette pack on the ankle, and it acts as a 100-foot tether to the portable tracking device.

By the time the prisoner called to report the theft Monday night, the device had automatically notified the jail that it had been taken outside the prisoner's home area.

Roth then tracked the device through the Internet on his home computer.

A trail of electronic dots led authorities to an apartment building, where the suspect was captured.

[enlightenment06]

wow

that's all I can say

[brickhouse492]

You can't be serious. Are people really this dense?

[taylaur_2000]

He must have been in a hurry

[CrimsonTide4]

Dope-Seeking Teens Call Cops by Mistake




AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) -- Two teens accused of searching for a marijuana dealer dialed the ultimate wrong number - they called the Mower County Sheriff's cell phone.

Sheriff Terese Amazi's cell phone rang around noon on Friday. The caller said she wanted a bag of marijuana. After Amazi said she was the sheriff, the caller said, "I'm sorry," and hung up.

A few minutes later, the phone rang again. This time, Amazi let a deputy answer.

The caller again asked for a bag of marijuana, and the deputy - who called himself "Dupe" on the phone - arranged for a meeting at a convenience store an hour later.

"Apparently, they didn't know the meaning of 'Dupe' as in 'duped' either," Amazi said. "It's incredible."




The girls, ages 15 and 17, were arrested at the scene. Police said they found cash for the marijuana and drug paraphernalia on both girls. One was released to her parent and the other was turned over to a probation officer.

"Not only did they do something wrong, but they should have been in school," Amazi said.

[taylaur_2000]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Dope-Seeking Teens Call Cops by Mistake




AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) -- Two teens accused of searching for a marijuana dealer dialed the ultimate wrong number - they called the Mower County Sheriff's cell phone.

Sheriff Terese Amazi's cell phone rang around noon on Friday. The caller said she wanted a bag of marijuana. After Amazi said she was the sheriff, the caller said, "I'm sorry," and hung up.

A few minutes later, the phone rang again. This time, Amazi let a deputy answer.

The caller again asked for a bag of marijuana, and the deputy - who called himself "Dupe" on the phone - arranged for a meeting at a convenience store an hour later.

"Apparently, they didn't know the meaning of 'Dupe' as in 'duped' either," Amazi said. "It's incredible."




The girls, ages 15 and 17, were arrested at the scene. Police said they found cash for the marijuana and drug paraphernalia on both girls. One was released to her parent and the other was turned over to a probation officer.

"Not only did they do something wrong, but they should have been in school," Amazi said.

I guess we can chalk this up to being young and dumb!!!!!!

[aurora_borealis]

Those girls obviously didn't pay attention to Mr. T!!!

They would have stayed off drugs, been in school, and drank their milk.

I pity the Foo's!!!!