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AlphaSigLana · #**151** 09-19-2002, 01:42 PM

I have had the BRazilian done one time-- it was weird seeing myself bare. Then went I went a 2nd time to do it-- It hurt so bad I jerked my leg-- and had purple bumps and it was bruised. I couldn't even let the lady finish the job. I think they must have switched their wax and were using different gloves bc it didn't hurt like that the first time. Now I am scared to ever get waxed again- even regualr bikin waxes. I wish I had a lot of money so I could get electroylisis.

ZTAMiami · #**152** 09-19-2002, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by zntke711

Something about that stuck me as funny. lol. Thanks for the laugh.

any time!

sigmagrrl · #**153** 09-19-2002, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO
Cleanliness is everything. And if you pee before your woman goes South on you, don't just shake it off! Dab with tissue because nothing is worse than the faint taste of peepee!!!!

I nearly pee pee'd on myself reading this! IT IS SO TRUE!!!!!! There is nothing worse than when the undies/crotch/junk smell like urine or poop!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!

I don't eat much on dates, don't want to stressover having to do "something" before it gets interesting...

The pineapple juice does work...Know from personal experience...

I'm too embarassed to get waxed

I want to, though...Any advice on getting over the embarassment, ladies????

sigmagrrl · #**154** 09-19-2002, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Amy, maybe you're right, it could be because we are "ladies of a certain age". I suppose there are some things that I would have thought of as scandalous when I was 20 but wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at now!

I'm glad you all agree. I was wonderig if I was a freak or something! LOL

Anyone see the recent episode of SATC where this was a topic, kissing after he's dined at the Y???

ZTAMiami · #**155** 09-19-2002, 02:31 PM

Why be embarrased! Don't be! Thats a waxers job. Besides how many women do you think she sees in a day? Its all routine for them so its not like the'll be checking you out or anything.
Go with a friend so you have a little support.

AOX81 · #**156** 09-19-2002, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by poodleNtraining
I remember I was in middle school, and I went into the bathroom, and it smelled like the wharf in there, and this girl came out of the stall and the stinch rose up from her, and I was like, WHAT IN THE WORLD KIND OD DISEASE YOU GOT!!!

I'm sooo glad that I work by myself!!!! LMAO!!

LeslieAGD · #**157** 09-19-2002, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by ZTAMiami
Just be sure that the place you go to doesn't use strips to pull the wax off. Thats what causes the pain. They should use their hands to pull the wax.

What do you mean "use their hands to pull the wax?"

sororitygirl2 · #**158** 09-19-2002, 04:21 PM

I totally agree with ZTAMiami; there is no reason to be embarassed... that is the waxer/aesthetician's job and they wouldn't offer that service if they weren't comfortable performing it. I have had the Brazilian many times... I don't think it hurts although I was so very nervous the first time. Try not to be nervous or stressed... it is when you are tense that you flinch and bruise more.

Here's a Brazilian question for you all... how much does it cost at your salon? I know places that charge from $30 to $75 so I was just wondering how much it is everywhere else.

ZTAMiami · #**159** 09-19-2002, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by LeslieAGD

What do you mean "use their hands to pull the wax?"

They pick it up and pull it off with their hand other than those white strips thet they press on and yank off.

Pricewise: I pay about $45 I think. Its less if you don't take it all off.

LeslieAGD · #**160** 09-19-2002, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by ZTAMiami
They pick it up and pull it off with their hand other than those white strips thet they press on and yank off.

Pricewise: I pay about $45 I think. Its less if you don't take it all off.

Ouch! That sounds even more painful, like the hair wouldn't come out and they would have to yank really hard!

sororitygirl2 · #**161** 09-19-2002, 04:47 PM

If they pull it off with their hands, they are probably using a different kind of wax. There are all sorts of brands and formulations... like cold wax, hot wax, sugaring, etc... I prefer hot wax and strips.

damasa · #**162** 09-19-2002, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by KappaKittyCat
Not to mention that I'd never do that to a child of mine. If I won't declaw my kitties, then I'm certainly not going to slice off a hunk of my kid's penis.

Do you know how much he will dislike you when he hits "that age?" lol

KappaKittyCat · #**163** 09-19-2002, 05:54 PM

Of course he's going to dislike me when he's "that age." But all adolescent boys despise their mothers. It's a rule.

Besides, most of my circumsized friends wish they weren't.

damasa · #**164** 09-19-2002, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by KappaKittyCat

Besides, most of my circumsized friends wish they weren't.

wait, you are telling me that "most of your circumsized friends wish they weren't?"
Why do some of them feel that way?

They'd rather be a "turtleneck" as opposed to a "v-neck" (terms told to me by IowaHawkeye).

sororitygirl2 · #**165** 09-19-2002, 05:58 PM

My uncircumcised friends wish they were... the grass is always greener, eh?