How would you like to go to this college?

[Xylochick216]

I think I want to get my degree in Homemaking, or perhaps in soul saving on a bus :P

[sugar and spice]

Hahaha my favorite rules:

No apparel with other colleges or high-schools is allowed.

You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.

If you are still in bed [during room check] you may receive demerits for not having your bed made (although it is acceptable to make your bed, go back to sleep on top of the made bed while your floorleader is checking room jobs, and then crawl back under the covers after the floorleader exits the room. However, you must wait until the floorleader crosses the threshold before actually beginning to "crawl" back under the covers).

Any unused mattresses in a room must be covered with sheets, apparently provided by you.

You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are "little kids." (these are sold in the bookstore).

You may not sing "too loud" during prayer group.

Men may not give their suit jacket to their date.

Each gender must use segregated stairways, elevators and in some cases, sidewalks.

There is to be no:
Wearing face paint at Greek Rush.
Visiting Pensacola Junior College or the Unversity of West Florida.
Possession or use of tobacco/alcohol/controlled substances (includes glue).

[BirthaBlue4]

Favorite Quotes:

"OUR SEPARATIST POSITION
Absolutely no drinking, smoking, or dancing is allowed. No student is allowed to attend Hollywood movies, play cards, or participate in other questionable amusements.
We do not fellowship with liberals, but instead take a strict separatist stand from the world and apostasy."
-So how do you get to the souls that need saving??

"Wendell Evans, B.A., M.A., Ph.D., D.D., L.H.D."
-From now on, I'm BirthaBlue4, B.S., S.P.C. II

"We are not impressed with what is being done at Devil State University and Satan U."
-Did they not hear you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer?

"This college does not tolerate immodest attire on the part of its women nor extremist hairstyles on the part of its men."
-So I can't wear daisy dukes, but I can have lime green finger waves? And He can wear speedos, but has to have a bowl cut?

FAVORITE CLASSES: I think we all need these!!!!
Woman the Completer
Christian Ladies’ Attitude and Appearance
How to Rear Infants
How to Rear Teenagers
Cooking for Guests
How to Schedule Your Time

[ZTAngel]

Originally posted by AXiD670

I love how the catalog says they're not allowed to fellowship with liberals. Talk about spreading God's love.

Oh well! I get a feeling that the liberals wouldn't want to be friends with them anyway.

[AGDee]

I guess they're worried that he might get cooties from her wearing his jacket? Or, she would be cross-dressing and that just couldn't happen!

[Pecan]

Man, the people at this school are trippin...

[tunatartare]

Haha so I'm guessing the Kim Andersen "kiddie porn" pictures are appropriate wall decorations?

[WCUgirl]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.

Well, some guys better not bother w/ wearing belts then, b/c even if you have a tiny little bit sticking out the other side of the loop...

Oh, nevermind.

[DeltaEtaKP]

All of these schools seem like they are pretty inexpensive--they cost less than a lot of state schools
"Tuition per semester is $1,375. Tuition for the year may be paid in ten payments of $265 each.
Academy boarding students are on campus seven additional weeks during the academic year. Therefore they pay room and board of $1,800 per semester. Room and board for the year may be paid in ten payments of $360 each. See Health Services Fee also."
That is for Pensacola Christian College. The campus looks really nice, too. Bigger than and more technologically up to date than mine. Our tuition is about $25000/yr and the school is in some major debt still... I don't really understand.

[RedRoseSAI]

I wonder why "borrowing" and "automotive repair on campus" are prohibited by Pensacola College?

[Stef the Pef]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
There is to be no:
Wearing face paint at Greek Rush.
(includes glue).

Just wondering, what chapters did PCC allow? They must be crazy strict on those guys.

[smiley21]

Originally posted by Rudey
I'd hit it.

-Rudey
--Good enough for me!

You probably have to get past their chasity belt.

One of the best sentences in that handbook is "We do not fellowship with liberals."

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by lauren1874
So I have a question... if you get your Missionary's Wife Diploma, are you then qualified to marry any missionary you choose, or is there an interview process, or what? I mean, do you then have to submit paperwork to the missionary to whom you would like to be a wife, like a resume with your credentials... or if you met a missionary or something, is it possible that he might reject you as a wife if you didn't have your Missionary's Wife Diploma? I mean, this is major stuff, you know?

It would suck if you tried to get married while you were in school and it didn't work and you had to go through Alumni Wife Initiation.

[sageofages]

Originally posted by lauren1874
So I have a question... if you get your Missionary's Wife Diploma, are you then qualified to marry any missionary you choose, or is there an interview process, or what? I mean, do you then have to submit paperwork to the missionary to whom you would like to be a wife, like a resume with your credentials... or if you met a missionary or something, is it possible that he might reject you as a wife if you didn't have your Missionary's Wife Diploma? I mean, this is major stuff, you know?

do you think the Missionary Wife Diploma included mandatory course work on the missionary position?

Karma Sutra will BURN your hand...

[Rudey]

Originally posted by smiley21
You probably have to get past their chasity belt.

One of the best sentences in that handbook is "We do not fellowship with liberals."

Since I can't get them drunk and tell them I am a producer, I'll have to go through with a fake marriage (a la Fresh Prince of Bel Air) and make it happen for the ladies.

-Rudey
--Hardy har har