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Originally posted by Skchickie
yes. I have had the NON pleasure of driving by one.

What's a girl from Gainseville, Florida doing in College Station, Texas?

[Dionysus]

What smells/tastes make you HORNY?

[CUGreekgirl]

What smells/tastes make you HORNY?

Ex-hookup boys cologne. I can smell it anywhere and start thinking dirty thoughts (like the middle of church one day ) Potential new bf wears the same kind or something really similar, so its gonna be hard to keep my hands off of him.

[alphaiota]

ditto. certain colognes on hot guys. also, sounds weird, but the smell of alcohol on a guy's breath sometimes turns me on. usually when i'm also drunk. probably reminds me of college and that's why. lol.
as for tastes......i honestly can't think of anything. chocolate, but it gives most women the same reaction as far as i know.

shelley j
sigma k

[James]

bump

[so damn cool]

Hmm.

[hoosier]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by James


He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage.

He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag.

And then it happens.

He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia.

She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . .

Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila!

Your salad has been tossed![QUOTE]

On Comedy Central's Reno 911 this week, there was a mock public service ad, urging people to avoid crime and avoid jail.

"If you go to jail, you may have to toss your cellmate's salad. Some think it's worse than rape, and some think it's better."

It's shocking what's on TV these days.

[amanda6035]

oh boy

alright, I coudlnt even read this whole thread, so if somweone has already said this, forgive me...but....why in hell would guys sit around and do this? I mean, you dont hear about girls getting together in a group getting themselves off. At least not in the "real world" (I'm not talking about videos or your fantasys, guys). and I almost gagged at the cookie thing. ugh.

[James]

Greekchat has been way too serious lately. I thought we should revive some of the more uhm . . frivolous threads.

[jon1856]

Originally Posted by Dionysus

Well, guys sit in a circle and masturbate.

Or girls or even mixed.....

[jon1856]

Originally Posted by KappaKittyCat

This is "Chit Chat," a place to talk about non-Greek issues. Of course none of our organizations promote drinking. I assume that they do not promote anal sex either, but the latter does not promote such a risk management issue as does the former. I've never heard of a bunch of Greeks (or non-Greeks for that matter) getting all messed up on anal sex and getting in a car accident.

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But I did hear a story, from a ME, about how a BJ caused a fatal car accident.

[lyrelyre]

Originally Posted by agger_rob

Kind of like when you bring a girl home and find out she wears padded bras.

False advertising I like to call it. However misleading push up bras may be, they don't have nearly the effect on how good the actual sex is. Unfortuntely, that is not the case when we are talking about the size of a man's equipment. I mean skill matters, but there's a certain point at which no skill is going to help.

If a guy's approximate size was apparent from a casual visual inspection maybe women wouldn't have the majority of the body image problems.

[AlethiaSi]

Originally Posted by SuperSister

I am going to answer honestly, so if it'll gross you out (or if you happen to be my brother) don't read the rest of my post . . .



I prefer to swallow actually, the reason being that I want it out of my mouth ASAP and swallowing gets rid of it immediately, even while it's still coming out. To spit I need to remove my mouth, grab a cup and spit . . . all the while it's still in my mouth. If I just swallow it's gone immediately and I can chase it with the beverage of my choice.

Edited to add that if I'm going to swallow I can also take it to the back of my throat and not even taste it at all whereas spitting requires the semen to come into contact with the front of my tounge.

Emily

I always swallow and i actually like the taste of it (most of the time, sometimes its a little funky depending on the guy, but for me to be in a relationship... i def have to like it

Originally Posted by Dionysus

Since I just found out what "deep throat" means. You all know I have to ask.

Been there? Done that? *Hopes no one answers yes*

Yes I can, yes i DO and i like it... breathe through your nose and relax the jaw

Originally Posted by Optimist Prime

There is no polite way to ask this, but do queefs really happen? I hope not. And I hope they never happen to anyone I know.

queefs do happen, especially in doggy
its just air releasing

I spent the entire afternoon reading this thread at work and cracked up the whole time, i thought i'd revive it

i have a questions, ladies, have you ever noticed when you are kissing a guy and he gets turned on, that his saliva tastes differently from when he isn't?
i have always noticed this, but my friends have said that they haven't paid attention...but i think if I can, other ppl can too lol
guys- idk if this happens with girls but have you ever noticed it?

[OneTimeSBX]

alethia! ladies don't speak of such things!

lmao hell my mom always says "what you don't do for your man, another woman will!"

[MrLuvamon]

Originally Posted by amanda6035

oh boy

alright, I coudlnt even read this whole thread, so if somweone has already said this, forgive me...but....why in hell would guys sit around and do this? I mean, you dont hear about girls getting together in a group getting themselves off. At least not in the "real world" (I'm not talking about videos or your fantasys, guys). and I almost gagged at the cookie thing. ugh.

i have never seen girls circle jerk without touching so I do not think that that qualifies but I can dream.