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amycat412 · #**151** 10-08-2002, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by James
RubberSoul:

As a guy I always though sloppy pussy was something different.

It wasn't that some of the girl's stuff was hanging out, that should actually happen to a certain degree when the chick is aroused.

Its when the structure doesn't seem firm. Like the lips and surounding areas want to get sucked in . . .

I guess the visual would be sticking something long and firm into a wall of jello with a hole in it . . . as the object penetrates, the wall is so un-firm that the surrounding area seems to want to cave into the hole with the object.

IT should feel very firm but doesn't . . . .

IT doesn't seem to be a weight issue. IT seems to be a flab issue or a fitnes issue. Tighter bodies have less caveing. . .

There are a lot of thin girls, we call them cardio queens in the gym, that also cave a lot because even though they are a size 3 or less, they feel flabby.

Anyway, that is what we thought a sloppy pussy was.

OMG. As if women didn't have enough to worry about without worrying that her labia weren't tight enough.

I am pretty certain that however tight or flabby you are down there is purely genetic and there is no non surgical method of altering that.

Sheesh.

You guys come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, so do we. We live with it, and trust me, sometimes those shapes and sizes are truly on the bizarre side (there's a thread on that, isn't there), but when it comes right down to it, WHAT it looks like, be it male or female genitalia doesn't have as much to do with the overall pleasure of it as if the owner of said genitalia knows what they are doing.

sororitygirl2 · #**152** 10-08-2002, 06:14 PM

Now this thread has ventured back into a topic addressed on another one: Keigel Exercises. Tone those muscles to avoid the sloppy style!

James · #**153** 10-08-2002, 06:31 PM

Warning Graphic: Not for Immature Audiences.

Many of you ladies have had your salad tossed!

Wait wait wait, I hear gasping and see heads shaking in denial, be patient and I will explain.

LEts take a minute and look at the anatomy of the nether regions of a woman.

ITs a lot like the two holes you put your fingers into when carrying a 6 pack of cans. . . next time you have a 6-pack get the feel for it.

With about the same distance in between the proverbial feel-good hole and the taboo hole.

That is why some guys will look at a hot petitie body and say: "I could hold her like a six-pack!"

Now being a virgin and all, I have no personal knowledge but I do listen and ask questions.

Ok the guy is taking his time and being very careful: He is licking the inner thighs, a little above, around the taint (nice word rubbersoul) getting her into it before he starts on more sensitive areas like the lips . . . and he takes his time there before starts in that most sensitive of places because he knows it can be too senstive before the woman is completely aroused.

And that starts the problem as the woman is approaching orgasm she starts moving more and more and he is just trying to stay in the right place . . . and then . . .

(dramatic pause)

She slips over the brink into that special moment! And lets face it, she goes a little beserk. Hips thrusting body spasming back arching loud cries, the whole 9 yards.

Now his thoughts are reduced to simple survival.

He knows for the next couple minutes of her orgasm he will be deprived of air because she has him trapped.

He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage.

He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag.

And then it happens.

He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia.

She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . .

Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila!

Your salad has been tossed!

You ladies need to get over your denial and face facts

.

Now this doesn't happen to guys because our anatomy is different.

Sorry for rambling a bit but I was writing from work.

CrimsonTide4 · #**154** 10-08-2002, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by James
Warning Graphic: Not for Immature Audiences.

Many of you ladies have had your salad tossed!

Wait wait wait, I hear gasping and see heads shaking in denial, be patient and I will explain.

LEts take a minute and look at the anatomy of the nether regions of a woman.

ITs a lot like the two holes you put your fingers into when carrying a 6 pack of cans. . . next time you have a 6-pack get the feel for it.

With about the same distance in between the proverbial feel-good hole and the taboo hole.

That is why some guys will look at a hot petitie body and say: "I could hold her like a six-pack!"

Now being a virgin and all, I have no personal knowledge but I do listen and ask questions.

Ok the guy is taking his time and being very careful: He is licking the inner thighs, a little above, around the taint (nice word rubbersoul) getting her into it before he starts on more sensitive areas like the lips . . . and he takes his time there before starts in that most sensitive of places because he knows it can be too senstive before the woman is completely aroused.

And that starts the problem as the woman is approaching orgasm she starts moving more and more and he is just trying to stay in the right place . . . and then . . .

(dramatic pause)

She slips over the brink into that special moment! And lets face it, she goes a little beserk. Hips thrusting body spasming back arching loud cries, the whole 9 yards.

Now his thoughts are reduced to simple survival.

He knows for the next couple minutes of her orgasm he will be deprived of air because she has him trapped.

He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage.

He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag.

And then it happens.

He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia.

She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . .

Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila!

Your salad has been tossed!

You ladies need to get over your denial and face facts .

Now this doesn't happen to guys because our anatomy is different.

Sorry for rambling a bit but I was writing from work.

sororitygirl2 · #**155** 10-08-2002, 06:53 PM

No, no James. Girls do not have taints! Although, I do definitely understand your point... that boys might meander toward that area, sometimes unintentionally.

See my brief explanation, which was posted on page two of this thread, below:

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2:
Several guys I know have said that they LOVE it when a girl touches them "back there" (not putting fingers "inside" anywhere... gross), but between the testicles and the "exit only" there is a spot called the perineum (or slang, the "taint")... it's known as the male G-Spot and it allows their prostate to be stimulated from the outside.

James · #**156** 10-08-2002, 07:00 PM

True, but that patch of flesh right below the beginning of the "jade gate" is still considered an erogenous zone on a lady

.

Next time you are in some hot and heavy foreplay . . be conscious of the feeling

.

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
No, no James. Girls do not have taints! Although, I do definitely understand your point... that boys might meander toward that area, sometimes unintentionally.

See my brief explanation, which was posted on page two of this thread, below:

lifesaver · #**157** 10-08-2002, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Hey Lifesaver- I can help scrub you when I get to San Antonio-
Scrubbing hot Lambda Chi's - hmm, anyone else wanna go on a road trip?

(SORRY This thread has my brain in the WRONG place!)

Just for your info...

You are booked on the following:

Delta Airlines Flight 83 Departing Louisville, Wednesday, October 9, 2002, 10:10AM, Non-Stop service to San Antonio, Arriving 12:05PM.

I'll be the one at the gate holding the bar of soap.

ilovemyglo · #**158** 10-08-2002, 07:36 PM

Okay, lifesaver, say- Scrub-a-dub-dub! If you rub right a genie might pop out........
lol!!!
I have officially realized I am sexually frustrated!

Optimist Prime · #**159** 10-09-2002, 01:47 AM

i'm ttoo drunk

Dionysus · #**160** 10-09-2002, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

So that's what you looked like when he hitted it?

Rudey · #**161** 10-09-2002, 02:30 AM

Listen, I'm sorry about the kind of guys you've come across who are about as slick as sandpaper.

1. The guys that dribble don't get it enough. Do it several times a day to him and after a while the dribble is gone. Also ask him to address a thank you note to me as well as a large check.

2. I'm not sure what smelt is. But it can't compare to the taste of blue cheese and sardines mixed oh so well together. Perhaps you should have the guy take a shower first?

3. Haha, the cologne thing is seriously high school. Next time have him spray it on a pulse point behind the knee-cap.

4. I am not using lube to make the taste go away. This isn't a salad bar where I just grab condiments and croutons and hope it tastes just like chicken.

-Rudey
--And KappaKittyKat, I don't get slapped. I will make the girl feel like I'm different from every other guy out there...that she's the only girl that exists...and for that I expect and demand that my coffee mug doesn't get a dose of half and half.

Quote:

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Actually I never said I spit, to be honest.
But it isn't like we don't taste it but for a second. First off, you guys get so excited that someone is paying attention to your little man besides your hand you dribble, some guys do a lot of this, some a little. Mix that with saliva and it stays in your mouth for a bit. Not to mention if we are nice enough to add a little ball licking with it, then you get to taste that wonderful SMELT (I believe someone referred to it!) which by the way would taste great on rotting socks! Then you have to add in the fact that the guy probably did something stupid like spray cologne down there, (just in case, wink wink) which tastes like pure rubbing alchohol. Then he gets all hot and bothered, shoots some hot salty crap that has the consitency of silly putty, into your mouth and you have to have three or four gulps before you get it all down. Then you have to get something to drink to get the taste out of your mouth (kind of like medicine, the after taste doesn't go away fast enough!)

As for licking the salmon stick- if you don't like it they make flavored water based lubricants that help, that is what I use for my guy, and it makes everything taste better...

DELTAQTE · #**162** 10-09-2002, 05:03 AM

*scrubing my soul right next to lifesaver*

(turns to lifesaver)

"how YOU doin?"

*continues scrubbing*

I am at work! I shouldn't be reading this!

QTE

CrimsonTide4 · #**163** 10-09-2002, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus

So that's what you looked like when he hitted it?

LMAO no this is my reaction to James' words. The last one is me passed out DEAD from all that he said.

librasoul22 · #**164** 10-09-2002, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rudey
2. I'm not sure what smelt is. But it can't compare to the taste of blue cheese and sardines mixed oh so well together.

Yo' bad for getting down with chicks who's junk is stank and brackish.

ZTAMiami · #**165** 10-09-2002, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by librasoul22

Yo' bad for getting down with chicks who's junk is stank and brackish.

Yeah Rudey! I hope you know thats not normal