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Originally posted by dstgent
Maybe I came off wrong when I first introduced myself, but now it seems like nobody wants to acknowledge me.. its okay because you have your reasons for doing so but I never meant to disrespect anyone on this fourm. I have worked my tail off for in the past in my undergrad days and now I feel like everyone wants to disrespect me and not reconize me as fam. I even called my lb and to no surprise he has experienced the same thing since he has moved to Maryland. Please don't blame us because that is the way we were made, I am in no way second guessing my process because I pledged and I will never take that back, but apparently it's not what we were taught. I asked a question on the AKA fourm and I guess the moderator won't even let me post...oh well maybe they got offended when I mentioned the pledge issue....I'll leave that alone. Its all good.
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*RM introduces the next contestants to the game*
OK, let's meet two new contestants....
*MG theme music plays, turntable rotates, and sitting at one of the podiums with no opponent is
DSTgent. MG theme song is interrupted by a SFX of a record scratching.*
DSTgent, you just don't get it. OK, I'm such a nice guy, I'll let you play the Super Match. Come on down here.
*DSTgent leaves the podium and walks centerstage, the turntable rotates to reveal the Super Match board, and the Star Wheel lowers behind them.*
OK, you should know how it works. We polled a studio audience and said to write down your best answer to this:
DELTA _______________
$500 _______________
$250 _______________
$100 _______________
But you're not allowed to have the stars ask for help. You have to give me an answer right now. Delta *blank*
DSTGENT: Delta Gents, of course! *audience boos and gets kinda loud*
Well, the audience isn't too pleased with that response, but it may be up there. Let's reveal the bottom one first.
DELTA ______________
$500 ______________
$250 ______________
$100 ____HOUSE_____
Well, you may still be in the running. Let's look at the next one:
DELTA _______________
$500 _______________
$250 __SIGMA THETA___
$100 _____HOUSE_____
OK, last chance for Delta Gents; SLIDE IT, EARL!
DELTA _______________
$500 ____AIRLINES____
$250 __SIGMA THETA___
$100 _____HOUSE_____
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* *Price is Right losing horns plays*
Well, we gave you a chance, and you blew it. Sorry.
*Marcia Wallace walks over and embraces
DSTgent tightly with his head against her bosom, the look in her eyes saying, "Chile, you need Jesus"*
OK, Marcia, pleas escort the gentleman off the stage once and for all. Ira Skutch (the judge/producer) follows the two offstage.
We'll be back after this word with America. *MG music plays*
-ed!
He is crazy and I don't want people to think I am associated with a Psycho man who wants to join a sorority.
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