Did you all know.....

Sexy Mocha · #1 08-08-2000, 08:24 PM

That Barbie has a last name!!! I was in a forum a while ago and we were discussing Barbie dolls. A couple of us became suspicious of Barbie because of her vast wealth...cars, beach house, swimming pool, the big rock on her finger (She didn't have a job, you know) Anyway, we came to the conclusion that anyone without a last name has got to be Shady. Imagine my shock, as I watched "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and discovered that her full name is Barbie Roberts!!

ZetaAce · #2 08-08-2000, 08:35 PM

Mocha! Barbie has plenty of jobs

Doctor Barbie
Teacher Barbie
Prostitute Barbie (oops! Joke!)
But the first two are are actual barbies you can buy.

ZetaAce

Sexy Mocha · #3 08-08-2000, 08:41 PM

Zeta, how could I forget that? There was even an Asronaut Barbie I believe! Barbie Roberts sure wears a lot of hats! But...what about Ken?? Did he not just live off of Barbie's wealth? I don't recall him having a job.

Serenity · #4 08-08-2000, 08:54 PM

Isn't she also in the WNBA!?! She's also an Olympian, aerobics guru, and I believed she once played in a band.

blu_theatrics · #5 08-08-2000, 09:13 PM

I was just watching millionaire and I was like this has to be a trick question, I didn't know she had a last name.

But Barbie is a multi-career lady their, but house else could she afford all those cars, malibu houses and pay for all of her friends too. Plus you know she supporting Ken, he ain't got no job, he's always wearing that golfing outfit.

But, Mocha did you see the question about Star trek I think that was a trick question cause we were all setting here thinking James Earl Jones was in star trek instead of Star Wars......I guess I'll never be a millionaire

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etienneSAI · #6 08-08-2000, 10:50 PM

she did play in a band! i had rock and roll barbie, complete with crimped hair and a pink crimped streak. denim and leather and a square record that you could play the rock and roll barbie song on. my fisher price record player never got so much use.

i had valentine barbie *which i think i was the only one who bought it* it was my first barbie, she's still in mint condition. she was a BRUNETTE *this was 1984 or 85, i think*. she had this red heart-shaped top and a white skirt with red hearts on it. ruby red lips...man, she was the bomb! i got graduation barbie in 97 when i graduated high school. *gift from my mum, ho knows how much i loved barbie*

etienne
sigma alpha iota

oh, and sexy mocha...barbie "roberts" was just an alibi, i'm sure of it...she was a whore. :-) LoL

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ZChi4Life · #7 08-09-2000, 03:04 AM

Barbie Roberts...that's interesting. So I guess Ken's last name is Roberts right? They did get married didn't they? If so, how could she marry a dude w/ no job?! I guess w/ all those jobs she had, he didn't need to have one!lol Did you see that new Barbie that swims now? That's kinda scary. Soon they're gonna make one that walks, then that's just gonna be really scary! Did anyone ever have that Twirler Curl Barbie where you got that little thing to put her hair in and it twisted it? Did someone mention having Rock 'n' Roll Barbie? I had that...it had a tape of Barbie and her band "singing". That was fun...aww the memories.

Sexy Mocha · #8 08-09-2000, 11:18 AM

"Roberts" could be an alias...she's rich enough to have many identities! Now, I did not know that she married Ken's free-loading ass!
ZChi4Life, I saw the commercial for the swimming Barbie for the first time last night...and it is VERY scarey! She actually swims! Now, the day she starts talking.....(just the thought of that sends shivers down my spine!)

Blu_Theatrics, don't feel bad girl! I will never be a millionaire either! That was definitely a trick question about James Earl Jones!

SIUAGD · #9 08-09-2000, 09:35 PM

Did you guys know that there's a sorority meeting Barbie?! No joke- I saw one when I was on ebay. I think its pretty old-maybe from the '60's or earlier. She doesn't have letters, but she's going to a meeting! I thought it was pretty funny!
* I think her middle name is Milicent!

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etienneSAI · #10 08-09-2000, 11:50 PM

in answer to the barbie marraige question, yes ken and barbie did allegedly get married. there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby *there WAS a pregnant barbie but they banned it because they said it was too anatomically incorrect...more on that later*. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....

etienne
sigma alpha iota

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"red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats

"I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos

#11 08-09-2000, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by ZChi4Life:
Sexy Mocha, I don't know if they got married or not. I thought they did cuz didn't they have a Wedding Barbie during some point in time? I can't remember. But making one that talks will definitely be the ultimate in frightening!

No. the one in the wedding dress was a friend. And I can't remeber for the life of me the name of the friends of Barbie and Ken that were marry. And my sister had the set!

ZChi4Life · #12 08-10-2000, 12:40 AM

Sexy Mocha, I don't know if they got married or not. I thought they did cuz didn't they have a Wedding Barbie during some point in time? I can't remember. But making one that talks will definitely be the ultimate in frightening!

preppie · #13 08-10-2000, 12:51 AM

You guys they DID make one that talks! Remember..."Math is sooooooo hard!".....Anyway, I'm just jealous of Barbie,I'd kill to have that body!

blu_theatrics · #14 08-10-2000, 01:50 AM

Now you know Ken is the one colllecting alimony.....

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Originally posted by etienneSAI:
in answer to the barbie marraige question, yes ken and barbie did allegedly get married. there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby *there WAS a pregnant barbie but they banned it because they said it was too anatomically incorrect...more on that later*. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....

etienne
sigma alpha iota

ZChi4Life · #15 08-10-2000, 11:27 AM

You guys, this is so funny! Could you imagine men sitting around talking about G.I. Joe or some other "action" figure! LOL!
Preppie, I totally forgot about that Barbie! But she didn't move her lips did she? She just had a voice box right? Now if they made one that spoke AND moved her lips, watch out! That'll be too much. That one that swims is a trip though. Like I said, wait until they make one that walks! Imagine sitting in your living room and Barbie just walks in! I don't think I could handle that