"Liberal" quiz

nittanyalum · #1 04-09-2008, 12:40 AM

Just reading the questions on this thing had me crying, I was laughing so hard.

What Breed of Liberal Are You

I'm a Social Justice Crusader, btw.

Senusret I · #2 04-09-2008, 01:22 AM

I, too, am a Social Justice Crusader.

Kevlar281 · #3 04-09-2008, 02:12 AM

I'm conservative but I took the quiz anyway.

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

Leslie Anne · #4 04-09-2008, 03:04 AM

Fun quiz! I loved the bumper stickers.

I'm a "Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme."

I just recently bought the book on that website, How To Win a Fight with a Conservative. I'm looking forward to reading it.

AKA_Monet · #5 04-09-2008, 03:14 AM

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New Left Hipster

A New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

The others listed are:

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You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

What I really like about this test is:

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That hemp is illegal. Come on, what wasn't clear about the "pursuit of happiness"?

What I had a problem with this test is:

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If you could pile any three people into a naked pyramid, who would you choose?

The answer did not have "NONE OF THE ABOVE"--I do not want to see anyone on that list nakiid in a pyramid!!!

NinjaPoodle · #6 04-09-2008, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

The others listed are:

The answer did not have "NONE OF THE ABOVE"--I do not want to see anyone on that list nakiid in a pyramid!!!

I prefered "all of the above"

Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Scandia · #7 04-09-2008, 07:32 AM

I'm a moderate who sometimes leans a bit towards the conservative side, but I took the quiz anyway. I got "Reality-based intellectualist".

DSTCHAOS · #8 04-09-2008, 09:59 AM

Propaganda alert!

Fight Conservatives...yeah!!!

PhiGam · #9 04-09-2008, 10:53 AM

Working class warrior? Lol.

PhiGam · #10 04-09-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle

I prefered "all of the above"

Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Neo-confederate? Silly liberals, the confederates stood for states rights and less power for the national government.

DSTCHAOS · #11 04-09-2008, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PhiGam

the confederates stood for states rights and less power for the national government.

Among other things.

All of these categorizations are stupid because each side manipulates facts and their own biases for whatever the cause is at the moment. To hell with so-called liberals and conservatives.

RU OX Alum · #12 04-09-2008, 12:02 PM

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

LaneSig · #13 04-09-2008, 12:49 PM

Working Class Warrior

AGDee · #14 04-09-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Ditto

lisarpotter · #15 04-09-2008, 12:55 PM

Haha... I got Eco-Avenger.

My favorite part...

If you could time-travel back to any historical event and bring one thing with you, what would you choose?

The 1967 Summer of Love—with a truckload of condoms
The dawn of the Industrial Revolution—with a copy of the Kyoto Protocol
The day before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans—with FEMA
The day Monica Lewinsky brought Bill Clinton pizza—with a copy of the Starr Report
Election Day 2000 in Palm Beach County—with non-butterfly ballots
The night of Howard Dean’s 2004 Iowa concession speech—with a tranquilizer dart

I picked #5.

I thought this quiz was hilarious!