Please recount your most entertaining run-in with the law

[moe.ron]

From another board. Here is mine:

We were comming back from Spring Break and was on the road toward Binghamton. We got pulled over speeding. The cops was about to write a ticket, then saw one of us wearing a Buffalo State sweatshirt. He then ask "You guys from Buffalo State?" We said, "Yeah." So he asked bout some professor, which one of the guys knew. And they end up talking about the professor for a good 15 minutes. So he said "Guess I have to let you go since you are from my alma matter."

Later on, between Syracuse and Rome, we got pulled over again. Same driver too. We decided, why not and tried the Buffalo State angle again. We were flaunting hats, jersey, jackets, etc. He laughed and said "Sorry guys, I'm from cortland state and I hated your school." Gave the driver a ticket and laughed his ass off.