Chim-Chim Diaperbrain at your service...

Wine&Blue · #1 11-21-2001, 12:05 AM

Everyone had so much fun with the porn name
thread, I thought I'd share this one...

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose... Follow the instructions to find your funny
name. The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names.

Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment
to find your new name and wear it with humor for the
day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your NEW first name:
> > a = stinky
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = poopsie
> > k = flunky
> > l = booger
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = falafel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa
> >
Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your NEW last name:
> >
> > a = diaper
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = bubble
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = burger
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker
> >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your NEW last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice
> >
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.

KillarneyRose · #2 11-21-2001, 12:23 AM

Happy Thanksgiving to all my GreekChat buddies!

In the Greek Bonds,
Stinky Livertush

prospectiverushee · #3 11-21-2001, 12:41 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love,

Flunky Burgersquirt

DGPhoney · #4 11-21-2001, 12:46 AM

Happy Happy Turkey day ,
the one and only
Stinky CootieFace

greeklawgirl · #5 11-21-2001, 01:07 AM

Happy Thanksgiving to All!

Alpha Gam Love,
Loopy Chickenbiscuits

alphachiohmy · #6 11-21-2001, 01:33 AM

How cute!
Ditto about Turkey Day!

Adios,
Goober Gigglehead

shopgirl · #7 11-21-2001, 01:37 AM

Hi everyone!!!

LOOPY CHUCKLECHUNKS

I love it!!!

DeltAlum · #8 11-21-2001, 01:59 AM

This is funny!

Happy Holidays from your old pal,

Pinky bubblehead

BobcatAZD · #9 11-21-2001, 02:08 AM

Have a good Turkey Day,
Loopy Liverlips

SparkliiQTMTSU · #10 11-21-2001, 02:17 AM

hehe Have a happy turkey day guys!!

Buttercup Diapersniffer!! haha

SoCalGirl · #11 11-21-2001, 02:50 AM

Buttercup Bananafanny

KABillyMac · #12 11-21-2001, 09:43 AM

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all

Mr. Booger Gigglelips.

God, I hope no one that knows me reads this crap, lol.

MuAZD · #13 11-21-2001, 10:05 AM

Have a good Thanksgiving and a wonderful Black Friday

Booger Girdletushie

carnation · #14 11-21-2001, 10:10 AM

Have a happy Thanksgiving from Zippy Chicken Nose!!!!

And I will flat die if any of my colleagues are reading this!!!

Wine&Blue · #15 11-21-2001, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by carnation
Have a happy Thanksgiving from Zippy Chicken Nose!!!!

And I will flat die if any of my colleagues are reading this!!!

Don't worry carnation. Come May 25 I'll go from Chim-Chim Diaperbrain to Chim-Chim Rhino Nose. Maybe I should hyphenate:

Chim-Chim Diaperbrain-Rhino Nose.