I just got this from our systems administrator and I am SO GLAD that somebody FINALLY took the time to put these sentiments in writing and pass it on (my SA didn't write this, he just sent it to us all because he's tired of getting spammed via all our internet addresses -- but this was the entire text of his message):
Whoever decided to create this note and forward it on should receive some type of humanitarian award. It says it all!.
1. Big companies don't do business via chain
letters and there are no computer programs that track how many times an e-mail is forwarded, let alone by whom. Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not giving you a free vacation. There is no baby food company issuing class action checks.
2. Proctor and Gamble is not part of a satanic cult or scheme, and its logo is not satanic.
3. MTV will not give you backstage passes if you forward something to the most people.
4. The Gap is not giving away free clothes. You can relax; there is no need to pass it on "just in case it's true."
5. There is no kidney theft ring in New Orleans. No one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even if a friend of a friend swears it happened to their cousin. If you are hell bent on believing the kidney theft
ring stories, see:
URL=http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.html]http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.html[/URL]
And I quote: "The National Kidney Foundation has repeatedly issued requests for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and tell their stories." None have. That's "none" as in "zero." Not even your friend's cousin.
6. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie recipe. And even if they do, we all have it. And even if you don't, you can get a copy at:
http://www.bl.net/forwards/cookie.html
Then, if you make the recipe, decide the cookies are that awesome, feel free to pass the recipe on.
7. If the latest NASA rocket disaster(s) DID contain plutonium that went to particulate over the eastern seaboard, do you REALLY think this information would reach the public via an AOL chain letter?
8. There is no "Good Times" virus. In fact, you should never, ever, ever forward any email containing any virus warning unless you first confirm that an actual site of an actual company that actually deals with viruses. Try:
http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html
And you cannot get a virus from a flashing IM or email, you have to download it....ya know, like, a FILE!
9. There is no gang initiation plot to murder any motorist who flashes headlights at another car driving at night without lights.
10. If you still absolutely MUST forward that
10th-generation message from a friend, at least have the decency to trim the eight miles of headers showing everyone else who's received it over the last 6 months. (Think Cut and Paste.) It sure wouldn't hurt to get rid of all the ">>>.." that begin each line
either. Besides, if it has gone around that many times we've probably already seen it.
11. Craig Shergold (or Sherwood, or Sherman, etc.) in England is not dying of cancer or anything else at this time and would like everyone to stop sending him their business cards. He apparently is no longer a "little boy" either.
12. The "Make a Wish" foundation is a real
organization doing fine work, but they have had to establish a special toll free hot line in response to the large number of Internet hoaxes using their good name and reputation. It is distracting them from the important work they do. Also, the American Cancer
Society does not give 3 cents for each person you forward e-mail to. They ask for you to donate money.....they don't give it, as if they could know how many emails you sent out...sheesh.
13. Women really are suffering in Afghanistan, but forwarding an e-mail won't help their cause in the least. If you want to help, contact your local legislative representative, or get in touch with Amnesty International or the Red Cross.
14. As a general rule, e-mail "signatures" are easily faked and mean nothing to anyone with any power to do anything about whatever the competition is complaining about.
15. KFC really does use real Chickens with feathers and beaks and feet. No, they really do. Why did they change their name? In this health conscious world, what was KFC's name? Kentucky FRIED Chicken.FRIED is not healthy. So with the help of a focus group, they changed the name to KFC. It's short, doesn't offend dieters and it's easy to remember.
16. Another thing, just because someone said in a message, four generations back, that "we checked it out and it's legit," does not actually make it true.
PS: There is no bill pending before Congress that will allow longdistance companies to charge you for using the Internet.
Bottom Line... composing e-mail or posting something on the Net is as easy as writing on the walls of a public rest room. Don't automatically believe it until it's proven false...ASSUME it's false, unless there is proof that it's true.
Repeat: ASSUME it's false, unless there is proof that it's true.
Now copy, paste, and send this to everyone you know, or the program I just put on your hard drive while you read this E-mail will open up your CD-ROM and reach out and slap you upside the head
[This message has been edited by AXO Alum (edited March 14, 2001).]
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