States you wouldn't visit based on movies you have seen.
Obviously this is tongue and cheek . . . but . . .
Ok Minnesota, the movie Fargo has forever made you guys twisted and freaky . . . no way I would visit.
The entire Midwest . . . I am not sure where Children of the Corn and Jeepers Creepers were actually supposed to be . . . so just to avoid being hacked up by little kids in the corn fields that have nothing else to do in your undeveloped part of the nation . . . the entire region has to be avoided.
The movie Wrong Turn Where was that Virgina? W. Virginia? Kentucky? One of those sick inbred areas? Anyway . . . no inbred southerners that like to hack up poor campers for me . .. Damn whats with mountain people and the South?
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